Captain Qwark
@polarispresident.bsky.social
Former President of Polaris, just looking to find some loyal cadets to train up to form the next generation of Q-force
Mama used to say “eat your greens” and that’s why I eat every amoeboid I see! 👽💚
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mama used to say “eat your greens” and that’s why I eat every amoeboid I see! 👽💚
Helpo I mad a snow beast
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Helpo I mad a snow beast
I’m going as Stuart Zurgo for Halloween
November 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m going as Stuart Zurgo for Halloween
Presidents Memo: Hmmpghhh hmmphphgg ghgghhmmm phohhhmhmmmmmmmm wowee mama that’s caliente
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Presidents Memo: Hmmpghhh hmmphphgg ghgghhmmm phohhhmhmmmmmmmm wowee mama that’s caliente
@megacorpofficial.bsky.social where my damn pension, you old hack?!
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
@megacorpofficial.bsky.social where my damn pension, you old hack?!
Good Afternoon, my adoring Citizens. How can President Qwark help you today?
October 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Good Afternoon, my adoring Citizens. How can President Qwark help you today?
Greetings Cadets! After a surprise visit from the Solana Safety Bureau, my training course on Umbris will be undergoing some changes because apparently it’s a “death trap” and “wantonly violating several laws”
October 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Greetings Cadets! After a surprise visit from the Solana Safety Bureau, my training course on Umbris will be undergoing some changes because apparently it’s a “death trap” and “wantonly violating several laws”
Help?! Anyone?!! I lost Nevo Binklemeyer somewhere on luminopolis! I swear, you look away for 2 seconds and *poof*
October 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Help?! Anyone?!! I lost Nevo Binklemeyer somewhere on luminopolis! I swear, you look away for 2 seconds and *poof*
Everyone is talking about this new show girl album? Not for me thanks, I’ll still to listening to “Oops, I Got Vaporized By A Level 7 Shock Blaster!” By Courtney Gears
October 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Everyone is talking about this new show girl album? Not for me thanks, I’ll still to listening to “Oops, I Got Vaporized By A Level 7 Shock Blaster!” By Courtney Gears
Qwark says! Be bub
October 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Qwark says! Be bub
The dentist says I have to get one big brace and
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The dentist says I have to get one big brace and
Hahaha, Steve McQwark….indeed!
The late Queen Elizabeth's stiff upper lip and ability to carry on with royal duties amid difficulties in her personal life was well known throughout her reign.
Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
www.mirror.co.uk
September 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hahaha, Steve McQwark….indeed!
Sometimes I feel like I’m all alone, just shouting QWARK into the wind
September 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Sometimes I feel like I’m all alone, just shouting QWARK into the wind
Sometimes I think people forget I was once a competent villain
August 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Sometimes I think people forget I was once a competent villain
. @grindrailgroove.bsky.social I’ve been talking with Nevo and Frumpus, I didn’t know you couldn’t speak English. I’d be happy to enrol you at this orphanage I’ve been sponsoring to help get you there
August 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
. @grindrailgroove.bsky.social I’ve been talking with Nevo and Frumpus, I didn’t know you couldn’t speak English. I’d be happy to enrol you at this orphanage I’ve been sponsoring to help get you there
Fuck! This Q-force team makes me want to vogue! Should I?
August 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Fuck! This Q-force team makes me want to vogue! Should I?
Two Faggots!
August 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Two Faggots!
Today we’re celebrating our first Polaris Pride. As Galactic President, I’m pleased to announced our honorary guest speaker for the event; she’s a legend, she’s a Lombax, and she’s a lesbian! It’s….RIVET!!! 👩❤️👩
(Kit will also be there because she’s near)
(Kit will also be there because she’s near)
August 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Today we’re celebrating our first Polaris Pride. As Galactic President, I’m pleased to announced our honorary guest speaker for the event; she’s a legend, she’s a Lombax, and she’s a lesbian! It’s….RIVET!!! 👩❤️👩
(Kit will also be there because she’s near)
(Kit will also be there because she’s near)
Going to start leaking megacorp industry secrets if they don’t release my pension early
August 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Going to start leaking megacorp industry secrets if they don’t release my pension early
I don’t think you have to report it as a crime if you run over a lombax
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I don’t think you have to report it as a crime if you run over a lombax
Why didn’t they ever make a Qwark Zapper 😢
July 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Why didn’t they ever make a Qwark Zapper 😢
If you see my baby daddy at pride, DO NOT INBOX ME I already know 🙄😮💨
June 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
If you see my baby daddy at pride, DO NOT INBOX ME I already know 🙄😮💨
It’s crazy that the name Ratchet chose for himself was Ratchet. I could come up with something much better
June 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
It’s crazy that the name Ratchet chose for himself was Ratchet. I could come up with something much better
Personally, I think the protopet did nothing wrong
June 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Personally, I think the protopet did nothing wrong
Asking for a friend
June 23, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Asking for a friend