Kidding! I'm Reggie, and I was born to breed. Literally: I'm a harem Pokémon, bred for bed. Come on in, I'll take on all cummers.
Oh, somebody beat me to it.
SECONDS!
Oh, somebody beat me to it.
SECONDS!
Waiting for either of them to tap out.
Waiting for either of them to tap out.
Gender doesn't matter.
Gender doesn't matter.
He dove right in after that teleporter experiment, huh?
SMASH!
He dove right in after that teleporter experiment, huh?
SMASH!
SMASH!
SMASH!
What, you thought all I was good for was lying in bed? I'm a great swimmer, and the best lifeguard you'll ever find!
What, you thought all I was good for was lying in bed? I'm a great swimmer, and the best lifeguard you'll ever find!
Can we do a Vaporeon one next?
Can we do a Vaporeon one next?
Today, Vaporeon buns, eggs, and sausage are on the menu.
Don't worry, there's enough to share!
Today, Vaporeon buns, eggs, and sausage are on the menu.
Don't worry, there's enough to share!