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𓂃 ELI . ྐ❤︎
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Uhmmmmm, ‘cause it’s hot.
June 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve got a massive splinter in my hand from that shitty axe. Today I write my will, tomorrow you’ll see my obituary.
June 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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maybe she’s born with it , maybe it’s her dad’s fault .
June 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
wanna shotgun with me? 😈
June 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Stardew Valley Roleplay.
Mature Content | MDNI
Open for descriptive storylines and banter.
OC/Crossover friendly.
Canon/Independent Portrayal.

#Reckless
April 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
boo, I thought we were getting along. well, let’s get cooking, bookie.
May 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
You want the honest lore drop or just, like, some basic answer that doesn’t have any substantial weight to it. Because I have answers ready for both.
May 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ummmm, hello?? Look at my arms! look at my baby smooth hands! I can plant maybe three seeds before I’m ready to pass out! I’m just a girl, Sebastian. I haven’t done farm work since I was like, I dunno, fourteen? thats a whole decade B-T-Dubs.
May 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
some of the moms here are kinda … 🫣
May 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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May 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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May 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
we’re going, we’re going — maybe I’ll find some sick ass flowers to take home and eat like a horse until I have money for food.
May 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
the gods CANNOT stop me.
May 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I don’t lace my shit. and I’m sure as hell not sleep deprived to that point. Maybe they just like pretty pink baddies more than anyone else.
May 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
no way you’re trying to tell me I’m seeing shit. I’m bonkers but not THAT bonkers.
May 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
that place is, like, infested with little creature feature dudes. you think they’re chill like that?
May 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
since townsfolk don’t seem to like digging through the trash ( which warrants fruitful discoveries sometimes ), Eli’s watching a raccoon dig through the cans from a distance.

“ man, I’m so smart. and now I only smell like sweat instead of trash can juice. ”
May 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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What's wrong with running away from reality if it sucks .ᐣ.ᐟ
May 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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𝔗𝔯𝔞𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔤𝔞𝔯 𝔇. 𝔚𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔏𝔞𝔴
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
May 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀you were 𝐥ost & 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳,
⠀⠀⠀⠀𝖔h 𝖒y 𝖉arling, 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞.
April 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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dead from the neck up, but living just enough to beg you, "pretty boy, please let me die."
May 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
/ sometimes I think about Eli and their southern twang mixed with a French accent bc she’s so silly
May 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM