Just a chimp
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Northern Monkey, Funk Sheriff (trainee), "Not great, not terrible", #Doechii stan account, niche
Today's "You be the judge" is another classic of the genre, my standard comment of "They both sound like horrible people" would get its usual deletion so I'm going to start doing it here.
Two gimps who can swan off for 6 months are moaning, fuck 'em
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Two gimps who can swan off for 6 months are moaning, fuck 'em
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
You be the judge: should my boyfriend leave home comforts behind when we travel abroad?
Jenna thinks Dave is not embracing the ‘living abroad’ spirit while living in Barcelona, while Dave wants to feel at home. Which one of them is being a pain in Spain?
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Today's "You be the judge" is another classic of the genre, my standard comment of "They both sound like horrible people" would get its usual deletion so I'm going to start doing it here.
Two gimps who can swan off for 6 months are moaning, fuck 'em
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Two gimps who can swan off for 6 months are moaning, fuck 'em
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Frankenstein is two and a half bleeding hours!?! I might have to do Franke tonight and Enstein tomorrow
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Frankenstein is two and a half bleeding hours!?! I might have to do Franke tonight and Enstein tomorrow
Could really do with everyone just taking a bit of time, listening to this, and if they still feel like being a dick to me afterwards then that's their problem.
It's a work thing, it's only Tuesday yet feels like there's been 9 days this week already
youtu.be/feR_nsvDM4w?...
#ChimpyChoons
It's a work thing, it's only Tuesday yet feels like there's been 9 days this week already
youtu.be/feR_nsvDM4w?...
#ChimpyChoons
Immunity (Remaster 2023)
YouTube video by Jon Hopkins - Topic
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Could really do with everyone just taking a bit of time, listening to this, and if they still feel like being a dick to me afterwards then that's their problem.
It's a work thing, it's only Tuesday yet feels like there's been 9 days this week already
youtu.be/feR_nsvDM4w?...
#ChimpyChoons
It's a work thing, it's only Tuesday yet feels like there's been 9 days this week already
youtu.be/feR_nsvDM4w?...
#ChimpyChoons
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
She smiles and says "I will always love you"
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'A remarkable record; a ten-out-of-ten, five-star masterpiece.'
Many Happy Returns to #GZA's Liquid Swords, which turns 30 today!
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Many Happy Returns to #GZA's Liquid Swords, which turns 30 today!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
'A remarkable record; a ten-out-of-ten, five-star masterpiece.'
Many Happy Returns to #GZA's Liquid Swords, which turns 30 today!
buff.ly/WOjn6gR
Many Happy Returns to #GZA's Liquid Swords, which turns 30 today!
buff.ly/WOjn6gR
It's seven bloody weeks to Xmas and we're up to at least two blatantly Xmas and one perfume advert every break
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's seven bloody weeks to Xmas and we're up to at least two blatantly Xmas and one perfume advert every break
I've already thought "who has money to burn in this economy" twice tonight about the fireworks
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I've already thought "who has money to burn in this economy" twice tonight about the fireworks
All Saints - Black Coffee (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RHINO
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Richard Hawley has to make a guest appearance during the final series of Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing
November 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Richard Hawley has to make a guest appearance during the final series of Mortimer and Whitehouse Gone Fishing
Woken up to my tinnitus being at a really low level, for the first time in about ten years I very nearly heard silence. I'm going to be late to work but have had the most amazing lie in, 30 mins of peaceful duvet and pillow bliss
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Woken up to my tinnitus being at a really low level, for the first time in about ten years I very nearly heard silence. I'm going to be late to work but have had the most amazing lie in, 30 mins of peaceful duvet and pillow bliss
I've watched most of that Girlband series, just realised there has been no mention at all of Girls Aloud?? For most of the 00s they were THE girlband, Biology and Call the Shots are stone cold bangers youtu.be/QPWUyAZZfK0?...
#ChimpyChoons
#ChimpyChoons
Girls Aloud - Call The Shots (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by GirlsAloudVEVO
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I've watched most of that Girlband series, just realised there has been no mention at all of Girls Aloud?? For most of the 00s they were THE girlband, Biology and Call the Shots are stone cold bangers youtu.be/QPWUyAZZfK0?...
#ChimpyChoons
#ChimpyChoons
Yay! Looking forward to the release of Gdzilla!
Yes yes, I know
Yes yes, I know
The Godzilla Minus One follow-up is called Godzilla Minus Zero, from returning director and writer Takashi Yamazaki. https://bit.ly/47AT5oV
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Yay! Looking forward to the release of Gdzilla!
Yes yes, I know
Yes yes, I know
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#3rdMMC - Day 2 - 2002
Point of View - DB Boulevard
A 2002 UK #3 and a superb music video - immerse yourself in a cardboard world ❤️
"If you consider things, from another point of view..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMK...
Point of View - DB Boulevard
A 2002 UK #3 and a superb music video - immerse yourself in a cardboard world ❤️
"If you consider things, from another point of view..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMK...
November 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
#3rdMMC - Day 2 - 2002
Point of View - DB Boulevard
A 2002 UK #3 and a superb music video - immerse yourself in a cardboard world ❤️
"If you consider things, from another point of view..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMK...
Point of View - DB Boulevard
A 2002 UK #3 and a superb music video - immerse yourself in a cardboard world ❤️
"If you consider things, from another point of view..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrMK...
I've just done something similar with a McDonald's delivery
Thai cave rescue diver Richard Harris devised an experiment. If it worked, he’d be a hero. If it didn’t, he could explode
Thai cave rescue diver Richard Harris devised an experiment. If it worked, he’d be a hero. If it didn’t, he could explode
New Zealand’s Pearce Resurgence is legendary among expert cave divers for its depth and difficulty. When an Australian explorer became obsessed with diving deeper into it, he hatched a daring plan that could cost his life
www.theguardian.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I've just done something similar with a McDonald's delivery
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November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This almost captures the sheer horror of seeing the original Chaddy in the flesh/fur #oafc
Halloween. Trawled our archives for the scariest thing we could find, settled on Oldham Athletic's mascot from the early 90's. Apparently it's an owl.
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 AM
This almost captures the sheer horror of seeing the original Chaddy in the flesh/fur #oafc
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It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
youtu.be
November 15, 2024 at 10:10 AM
It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
Just passed the Gu ramekin point of shame
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Just passed the Gu ramekin point of shame
Attempted to tidy the flat but made that classic mistake of getting distracted by something I found whilst tidying then realised I really can't be arsed to tidy so having a sit down and watching telly instead
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Attempted to tidy the flat but made that classic mistake of getting distracted by something I found whilst tidying then realised I really can't be arsed to tidy so having a sit down and watching telly instead
Ugh, that's the work phone on charge and alarms set. I don't wanna go back to work tomorrow, I'm just starting to relax :(
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Ugh, that's the work phone on charge and alarms set. I don't wanna go back to work tomorrow, I'm just starting to relax :(
Killer Mike - "Reagan" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pitchfork
youtu.be
October 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Hard agree! Show the building after a few years of the weather here, wind deformed trees, bricks that cracked after the first bit of rain, stained concrete where the water drips down
Artist impressions of new buildings shouldn't just be produced with sunny outlooks, they should also be forced to show what it'll look like when it's pissing down. Especially projects in Manchester.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Hard agree! Show the building after a few years of the weather here, wind deformed trees, bricks that cracked after the first bit of rain, stained concrete where the water drips down
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“When I heard Kraftwerk on Tomorrow’s World I just wanted to make that sound.”
R.I.P. Dave Ball of #SoftCell And #TheGrid
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R.I.P. Dave Ball of #SoftCell And #TheGrid
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October 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
“When I heard Kraftwerk on Tomorrow’s World I just wanted to make that sound.”
R.I.P. Dave Ball of #SoftCell And #TheGrid
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R.I.P. Dave Ball of #SoftCell And #TheGrid
buff.ly/e9j0Zek