Proto
@plutoproot.bsky.social
I am proto
A very smelly one too
I have severe memory loss and my brain lowkey giving up
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A very smelly one too
I have severe memory loss and my brain lowkey giving up
19
18+
Like tactical water over here
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Like tactical water over here
This is one of the best inventions oat btw, the Gatorade bottle that sprays perfectly into your mouth
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 AM
This is one of the best inventions oat btw, the Gatorade bottle that sprays perfectly into your mouth
yes I own this fit, now shut up
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
yes I own this fit, now shut up
ig you could say, my fit is peek…
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 AM
ig you could say, my fit is peek…
yes, I finally have my diapers
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
yes, I finally have my diapers
I bought diapers after a year btw
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I bought diapers after a year btw
Alr I see you Carolina
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Alr I see you Carolina
Late night drives >>
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Late night drives >>
I just saw my childhood friend I haven’t seen in over a decade.
17 drinks and 15 hours later, I’m feeling nice
17 drinks and 15 hours later, I’m feeling nice
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I just saw my childhood friend I haven’t seen in over a decade.
17 drinks and 15 hours later, I’m feeling nice
17 drinks and 15 hours later, I’m feeling nice
What is Chicago even about
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
What is Chicago even about
I went bowling as a banana
November 1, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I went bowling as a banana
Reposted by Proto
Cw: #Diapers, #abdl, wetting
When the party's goin' and the drinks start flowing, the bathroom can become a pretty popular spot, and waiting in line sucks! Luckily this Fox thought ahead and dressed accordingly, only needing to find a quiet spot to sneak off to let all the drinks flow out~
When the party's goin' and the drinks start flowing, the bathroom can become a pretty popular spot, and waiting in line sucks! Luckily this Fox thought ahead and dressed accordingly, only needing to find a quiet spot to sneak off to let all the drinks flow out~
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I’m fine. Only the shitty detectors went off and stopped after a few seconds. The more expensive one didn’t go off and I’m trusting that one. Whatever happens, happens. My house is dusty and covered in hair.
I need sleep.
I need sleep.
@plutoproot.bsky.social
His carbon monoxide detector went off and he is too scared of his parents to call the fire department.
His carbon monoxide detector went off and he is too scared of his parents to call the fire department.
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m fine. Only the shitty detectors went off and stopped after a few seconds. The more expensive one didn’t go off and I’m trusting that one. Whatever happens, happens. My house is dusty and covered in hair.
I need sleep.
I need sleep.
I call fold.
here take it
here take it
August 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I call fold.
here take it
here take it
Sometimes I hate it when I forget I have a main account then forget I’m not on it then follow a friend with this account on accident 😭
August 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Sometimes I hate it when I forget I have a main account then forget I’m not on it then follow a friend with this account on accident 😭
There’s more where that came from
August 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There’s more where that came from
Bet you didn’t know I had this with @crinklyproot.bsky.social
🎨: @liltykewaffles.bsky.social
Might delete later who knows :3
🎨: @liltykewaffles.bsky.social
Might delete later who knows :3
August 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Bet you didn’t know I had this with @crinklyproot.bsky.social
🎨: @liltykewaffles.bsky.social
Might delete later who knows :3
🎨: @liltykewaffles.bsky.social
Might delete later who knows :3
Why am I getting bengals edits on my feed
August 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Why am I getting bengals edits on my feed
All my peeps hate the Yankees and Dodgers
August 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
All my peeps hate the Yankees and Dodgers
On my mothers life, fuck the Pittsburgh penguins
August 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
On my mothers life, fuck the Pittsburgh penguins
If yall didn’t grow up with these guys on your tv, shame.
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 AM
If yall didn’t grow up with these guys on your tv, shame.
Guys, I’m a padded proto
July 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Guys, I’m a padded proto