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hi l’m gay
💜 @hugostrips.bsky.social
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Am I supposed to root for this mashed potato faced GLUB just because I live near New England? As opposed to this regal bed destroyer?
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
fuck the pats but also this is the most boring super bowl I’ve ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
y'all ever stop reading a really good book midway through cause you have a weird scarcity complex with the writing and don't want to consume it all at once?

just me?
February 6, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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I would’ve dove in after it.

Then thrown him in ❤️

Here’s to the next stage of the adventure!
Of course I was going to say yes

But I still threatened to throw it into the sea

Love you @jacksonboof.bsky.social and excited to be your fiance before being your husband.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Of course I was going to say yes

But I still threatened to throw it into the sea

Love you @jacksonboof.bsky.social and excited to be your fiance before being your husband.
January 31, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Quote w/5 jobs you've had:

1) Resin Mixologist
2) Forklift Operator
3) Landscaper
4) Property and Casualty Insurance Adjuster
5) Sales Operations Coordinator
Quote w/5 jobs you've had:

1) Personal Trainer
2) Medical marijuana card issuer
3) Pharmacist and Pharm tech licensing
4) Axe Throwing instructor
5) Scare Actor
Quote w/ 5 jobs you've had:

1) Psychometrician
2) Pay equity analyst
3) Instructor
4) District Executive (Nonprofit)
5) Backcountry Staff
January 30, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 7:38 PM
just had a beer by Hoof Hearted Brewing called “Musk of the Minotaur”

it was good, but not very musky
January 27, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Max from stranger things would have listened to Kesha instead of Kate Bush to fight off Vecna if she was my age and I think that's beautiful
January 25, 2026 at 7:14 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
slipping back into my car seat headrest era🥰
January 25, 2026 at 2:11 AM
just finished stranger things and honestly the people who said it was a bad finale have never seen game of thrones
January 23, 2026 at 5:17 AM
ah fuck, I think a furry porn comic subconsciously impacted my car buying decision
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
*taps sign*
that was horseshit and the bears should have won
fuck the rams
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
fuck the rams
January 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I am so fucking excited for this video yall have no idea
How do I get in touch with Wyna Liu?? I want to interview her on Hankschannel!
January 6, 2026 at 4:10 AM
@hugostrips.bsky.social: I don't know how BMO works, but BMO is the only ethical form of GenAI
January 5, 2026 at 3:09 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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We done covered FromTheShart!
@tarooimono.bsky.social: 🎙️🎛️
‪@ryezun.bsky.social:🎙️📽️
Utube's version down below >:3
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
at a nye party and their dog is named pluto and it’s fucking me up
January 1, 2026 at 1:31 AM
“because she broke the rules, she saw what the rules had hidden”
December 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
oh to be held by Anoam
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM