ethel muggs.
@plumpwaitress.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with archie comics or the cw.
/written by madi.
/written by madi.
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ethel muggs.
@plumpwaitress.bsky.social
· Jun 17
“Welcome to Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe! What can I get you started with?”
~Ethel Muggs
~Riverdale Canon
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
~Ethel Muggs
~Riverdale Canon
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.
Repost for mutuals?
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
November 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
“car back from the shop means the tunes hitting different 🎶”
@/plumpwaitress just added to her story!
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
@/plumpwaitress just added to her story!
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
October 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
“ya gurl got her locks trimmed up 🥰”
Reposted by ethel muggs.
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
October 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍
|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||
❤︎ & ↻
[texting the reader.]
feeling myself today 💅🏻
feeling myself today 💅🏻
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
[texting the reader.]
feeling myself today 💅🏻
feeling myself today 💅🏻
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
September 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
@/plumpwaitress just posted to her story!
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
September 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
[stirring the straw in her milkshake glass, looking ovet at @toxiclips.bsky.social.]
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
September 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
[stirring the straw in her milkshake glass, looking ovet at @toxiclips.bsky.social.]
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
so. do you have a favorite kind of flower? or is that more like picking a favorite child?
[yaaaawn. bored at work.]
September 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
[yaaaawn. bored at work.]
so i may or may not be writing a movie in my free time
September 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
so i may or may not be writing a movie in my free time
// you’re welcome by the way 😛
September 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
// you’re welcome by the way 😛
hamburger and fries, never turn down a classic combo.
Can't we make the hamburger pizza-shaped? Or a hamburger is fine too. I'll come there to see you.
umm……last time i checked, we don’t serve pizza.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
September 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
hamburger and fries, never turn down a classic combo.
umm……last time i checked, we don’t serve pizza.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
If you're there, I'll definitely come. Make a large pizza for me.
i just work there. head waitress.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
September 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
umm……last time i checked, we don’t serve pizza.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
unless tabitha, she’s our owner, added it to the menu and didn’t tell me.
i just work there. head waitress.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
Is that a date?~
we’re just a small town diner but we got all the classics. burgers, hot dogs, fries, milkshakes. honestly just a little bit of everything.
September 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i just work there. head waitress.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
so unless you visit on a day i’m not working, then no.
we’re just a small town diner but we got all the classics. burgers, hot dogs, fries, milkshakes. honestly just a little bit of everything.
like what?
come by pop’s and i’ll get you eating good.
September 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
we’re just a small town diner but we got all the classics. burgers, hot dogs, fries, milkshakes. honestly just a little bit of everything.
come by pop’s and i’ll get you eating good.
👀
girl you’re gonna make me act up.
September 2, 2025 at 7:01 AM
come by pop’s and i’ll get you eating good.
girl you’re gonna make me act up.
yesss!
THAT HAIRRRRR 😍😍😍
September 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
girl you’re gonna make me act up.
THAT HAIRRRRR 😍😍😍
September 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
THAT HAIRRRRR 😍😍😍
don’t worry, i’m not dead.
August 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
don’t worry, i’m not dead.
[nod nod.]
crinkle cut or steak cut?
crinkle cut or steak cut?
“ fries as well. ”
[writing it down on the pad.]
anything else?
anything else?
August 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
[nod nod.]
crinkle cut or steak cut?
crinkle cut or steak cut?
[writing it down on the pad.]
anything else?
anything else?
“ well, just this once. ”
would a strawberry milkshake count?
[pen nervously tapping against notepad.]
[pen nervously tapping against notepad.]
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
[writing it down on the pad.]
anything else?
anything else?