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@sculpin-soda.bsky.social I wish blue sky had push notifications so I could see all your posts as soon as possible
July 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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March 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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These are the eyes of a broken man
March 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife(pictured below, hands where I can see them, fellas!) brings me a sandwich (not asked for) and I get a double kill bot lane.

So how's your day going?
December 21, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I think about this post sometimes and laugh a great deal
March 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I was like why is hikaru unpainted.. then realized it's not him. Question still stands
Calling all convention adventurers at Kansas Comic Con! I'm doing a #HaberSigning TODAY at 11:30 AM! Fires in bellies: required. Looking forward to seeing you all! #KansasComicCon #Autographtography
March 31, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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We get possums , raccoons, and cute 🐈’s that come to #TheHabertat for late night meals we give them. But I’m pleasantly surprised we can now add 🦨’s to the list 🙌🏻
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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For legal reasons: I don't wanna. For illegal reasons? Heh... Maybe I oughta.
February 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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冬ドク
あとでシブまとめにも入れます
December 30, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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⚠️擬人化

2025🐍
January 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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らくがき
January 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh oh oh it's magic, you knowww

Never believe it's not so
January 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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i need a scoopy banoopy for gramble
Its imperative to get really obsessed over pieces of media where the characters have the most ridiculous names. It Humbles you.
January 3, 2025 at 11:50 AM
MY TUMMY HURTS BRO
January 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Gets scared 😨
January 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Okay whatever whatever whatever whatever
January 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Yess yes we could totally use him at a footstool or a table to play Scrabble on and then after that we can tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon. Yes. This sounds like a plan to me
January 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Mhm mhm. Yeah we could definitely throw him in the dungeon and let him rot in jail. But I'm really thinking we should tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon
January 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
OR.. We could, and just hear me out here... We could tie him up and beat him up and throw him out of Babylon. JUST A SUGGESTION...
January 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The engorged one will not stop suckling on his blanket bro you are not that hungry you still have an HOUR until your next meal and you haven't shat all morning!
January 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Given the immense vastness of all the music ever created by humanity, it’s such a weird coincidence that the very best songs all happened to be released when I was aged 14-21.
January 12, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Let's kill the horse.
January 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Get me outta this job man Im sooososoonsleepy
January 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm so fucking sleepy
January 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM