Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine
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Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine
@playinghumanzine.bsky.social
Upcoming zine dedicated to exploring the human life of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel.

CREATION PERIOD

https://playinghuman.carrd.co/
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

Quick, turn on the radio! We don't want to miss the show! Which channel? Let's try... @666ApplesFM.bsky.social! While we wait for the next song, let's enjoy their beautiful art! Find their work in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

It's been a long day and I need a drink and some beautiful art with it! Wrapping up our guest lineup is the glorious @CorvinusKrah.bsky.social, with amazing page art! Grab a glass of Sezerac and enjoy their beautiful work in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

What does Alastor do in his free time? We're not sure, but whatever he's doing, we hope he's painting the town red! Let's ask @debergerac.bsky.social to show us what he does in their beautiful art! Find their page art AND merch in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRI 19TH!
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

You know what this show needs? A beautiful Arri-a to catch some ears. Our page artist guest, @/itsarri.bsky.social has us all singing one hell of a tune! Find their beautiful art in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🔪CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT 🔪

Ayiyi! Where did all our advertisement go!? We need to get more listeners on this show if we want to avoid getting stabbed. Quick, someone find @iya061005060716.bsky.social and beg them for something beautiful! Find their art in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine
🩸Are you ready to eat ?🩸
Teaser of my piece for the Human Alastor fanzine ➡️ @playinghumanzine.bsky.social

#debergeracart #hazbinhotel #alastor #humanalastor #blood
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

What are we doing here, you might ask? We're just trying to show how much we love Alastor! He's a rilly , rilly fun guy! Don't believe us? Ask our page artist guest, @rillyrillo.bsky.social! Find their beautiful art in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Oh no he’s hot
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHTS🔪

Is this mic on? We're ready to introduce our featured creators! Let's kick things off by first reintroducing our guests!

First off, put your hands together for our merch guest, @lululamb.bsky.social! Find their merch in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Oh dear. Looks like someone's insecure, pursuing allure, and trying to join yet another fad. Ha! He'll never succeed in this format.
⚡ ATTENTION, VALUED VIEWERS! ⚡

Are you ready to plug into something bigger, bolder, and brighter ? 📺

This is Vincent Whitman, your favorite face on every screen, and I’m officially opening APPLICATIONS for an upcoming Vox-centered project that’s gonna blow the signal straight through the pentagram
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
These applications are sloppy. Just like your ability to raise your daughter!
Check out this little magic number! 🪄
Poof! Here they are. Did we do that right?

Our contributor applications are now open! ✨🪽

Links below ⬇️
#GoldenAngelZine #LuciferMorningstar
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Have yourself a very merry little winter holiday and a happy new year! Just remember, the greatest gift you can give someone is a smile!

(Audio from Amir Talai singing Alastor's favorite holiday song!)

Special thanks to @anxitea.bsky.social for the art!
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yes. Vox Populi. I’m glad you agree that the people want to pop your head off and lie you in the nearest ditch. Though they’d have to dig quite a deep one to hold all the hot air you keep blowing out! Perhaps you and @goldenangelzine.bsky.social ought to consider flying off of socials for a bit?
Ohhh, Lucifer on repeat? Real Cute. I mean, sure, the old man’s got charm—if you’re into dusty dad-jokes and carnival glitter.
The song is still called Vox Populi, that just shows you what the people really want

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
December 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Of course, Sir. Nothing like tacky circus drivel to push the mind further into extinction! Though I believe our listeners would much rather prefer a proper soundtrack to listen to.

I'm sure you and @newerazine.bsky.social can combine your pathetic egos into something meaningful eventually!
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Should we leave your interest check be? Perhaps.

Will we? No.

Do we enjoy poking holes in both of your delusions of adequacy? Most definitely!
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
What’s this now? The clout-chasing mediocre video podcaster wants to join the zine game as well?

HA! We don’t anticipate it doing anything but falling short of expectations. Perhaps @goldenangelzine.bsky.social ought to come give them a few pointers in that?
December 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wanna know what our amazing contributors talk about when it isn’t the beautiful man that is human Alastor? Check out the starter pack here!

go.bsky.app/3qAi7XU
December 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
🎙️ CONTRIBUTOR LINEUP 🎙️

EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT! The Human Alastor zine has managed to gather some brilliant creators! We are very excited to showcase 36 incredible artists, merch artists, and writers who will work hard to bring Alastor's human form to life! Check them out! 🧵
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
#hazbinhotels2spoilers

Oh no. He’s hot.
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
🎙️ APPLICATION RESULTS 🎙️

All application results have been sent! Please be sure to check your email used in the application. Thank you everyone for so much interest in this project!
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻

And with that, we're done! Or at least, with our introductory broadcast. Let's not forget, we've also got a crazy special show waiting in the wings! All we need to do now is assemble our team.

CONTRIBUTOR APPLICATIONS ARE NOW CLOSED! Keep an eye on your email for results!
October 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻

We'll be off the air soon! But don't go just yet. We have quite the variety show to play for you as we do our final countdown!

APPS CLOSE AT 11:59 PM PST TODAY! DON'T MISS OUT ON THE BIGGEST CELEBRATION OF THE RADIO MAN THIS SIDE OF NEW ORLEANS!
October 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻

When it comes to finding a killer, the first 48 hours can make or break a case. And it looks like we might have one lurking in the bayou! We're off to get the latest scoop, but why don't you take a look at our other offerings while you wait?

TWO DAYS LEFT TO APPLY!
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻

We found a job opening looking for a triple threat: an amazing voice, snappy dance moves, and... good at wielding a knife? What? While we puzzle over this one, why don't you check out our applications?

THREE DAYS LEFT TO APPLY!
October 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻

A new season is nearly upon us! And with it will come Alastor's backstory. Why not get in on a celebration of all that he once was?

CONTRIBUTOR APPS CLOSE IN JUST ONE WEEK! APPLY TODAY!
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM