Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine
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Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine
@playinghumanzine.bsky.social
Upcoming zine dedicated to exploring the human life of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel.

CREATION PERIOD

https://playinghuman.carrd.co/
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

Quick, turn on the radio! We don't want to miss the show! Which channel? Let's try... @666ApplesFM.bsky.social! While we wait for the next song, let's enjoy their beautiful art! Find their work in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
February 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

It's been a long day and I need a drink and some beautiful art with it! Wrapping up our guest lineup is the glorious @CorvinusKrah.bsky.social, with amazing page art! Grab a glass of Sezerac and enjoy their beautiful work in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

What does Alastor do in his free time? We're not sure, but whatever he's doing, we hope he's painting the town red! Let's ask @debergerac.bsky.social to show us what he does in their beautiful art! Find their page art AND merch in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRI 19TH!
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 PM
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

You know what this show needs? A beautiful Arri-a to catch some ears. Our page artist guest, @/itsarri.bsky.social has us all singing one hell of a tune! Find their beautiful art in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
February 1, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🔪CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT 🔪

Ayiyi! Where did all our advertisement go!? We need to get more listeners on this show if we want to avoid getting stabbed. Quick, someone find @iya061005060716.bsky.social and beg them for something beautiful! Find their art in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
January 31, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Reposted by Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine
🩸Are you ready to eat ?🩸
Teaser of my piece for the Human Alastor fanzine ➡️ @playinghumanzine.bsky.social

#debergeracart #hazbinhotel #alastor #humanalastor #blood
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT🔪

What are we doing here, you might ask? We're just trying to show how much we love Alastor! He's a rilly , rilly fun guy! Don't believe us? Ask our page artist guest, @rillyrillo.bsky.social! Find their beautiful art in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Oh no he’s hot
January 29, 2026 at 9:33 PM
🔪 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHTS🔪

Is this mic on? We're ready to introduce our featured creators! Let's kick things off by first reintroducing our guests!

First off, put your hands together for our merch guest, @lululamb.bsky.social! Find their merch in our zine!

PREORDERS OPEN APRIL 19TH!
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Oh dear. Looks like someone's insecure, pursuing allure, and trying to join yet another fad. Ha! He'll never succeed in this format.
⚡ ATTENTION, VALUED VIEWERS! ⚡

Are you ready to plug into something bigger, bolder, and brighter ? 📺

This is Vincent Whitman, your favorite face on every screen, and I’m officially opening APPLICATIONS for an upcoming Vox-centered project that’s gonna blow the signal straight through the pentagram
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Oh yes, very helpful. Such as when you allowed that sniveling television executive to turn you into a pathetic little angelic battery. You've barely enough juice to power a AAA! HA!
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
These applications are sloppy. Just like your ability to raise your daughter!
Check out this little magic number! 🪄
Poof! Here they are. Did we do that right?

Our contributor applications are now open! ✨🪽

Links below ⬇️
#GoldenAngelZine #LuciferMorningstar
January 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Humor is the highest form of entertainment. Too bad @goldenangelzine.bsky.social zine can’t reach it and @newerazine.bsky.social is incapable of producing it!
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just a little bit of tastefulness to this capitalistic nonsense of a holiday. Adds a bit of character, don't you think?
December 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Considering your taste in tacky holiday decor, I wouldn't call any holiday near you "quiet."
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
HA! As though anyone would dare waste their eyes and time on your tacky capitalistic nonsense. There's a reason why listening to carols is CLASSIC, my dear.
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Eugh. Who would ever want to watch such terrible drivel for the holidays? Everyone knows that listening to carols is the proper form of celebration.
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Oho! You don't say... did you know that you have a daughter? And she's spending Christmas without you right now. I've never seen such a pathetic display. I'd tell you how to be a good father, except it would likely go over your head! HA!
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Have yourself a very merry little winter holiday and a happy new year! Just remember, the greatest gift you can give someone is a smile!

(Audio from Amir Talai singing Alastor's favorite holiday song!)

Special thanks to @anxitea.bsky.social for the art!
December 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM