playfair 💽🏳️🌈
@playfairdotwav.bsky.social
hi! i'm playfair (any pronouns), a computer virus vtuber who enjoys fps, rpg games, programming, playing bass, and long walks on the beach
pfp by @rottenturnips.bsky.social
come watch me on twitch!
https://twitch.tv/playfairdotwav
pfp by @rottenturnips.bsky.social
come watch me on twitch!
https://twitch.tv/playfairdotwav
my titties hurt and i'm out of weed
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
my titties hurt and i'm out of weed
the number of people i have seen this happen to including myself is now seven.
Windows decided to update on my laptop AND activated bit locker without my permission, and is now stuck in a loop and is inaccessible unless I restore the OS oh WOW.
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
the number of people i have seen this happen to including myself is now seven.
people who actually finish games,,, any tips for people who don't do that? i always find myself getting distracted or losing focus 3/4 of the way through
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
people who actually finish games,,, any tips for people who don't do that? i always find myself getting distracted or losing focus 3/4 of the way through
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Hiya! For those who don't know me, I'm KappnTortle!
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Hiya! For those who don't know me, I'm KappnTortle!
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)
I am a Vtuber, a Variety Streamer, an Artist and Starship Captain!
If you want to pay us a visit or join my crew, we will be docked at the Purple Station weekly, Saturday thru Tuesday! (Stream Link Below and in Bio)
studying for a physics exam (pray for me, i'm a programmer and physics is maybe my weakest science) and i'm reminded of the sage words of violent jay: "fuckin magnets? how do they work?"
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
studying for a physics exam (pray for me, i'm a programmer and physics is maybe my weakest science) and i'm reminded of the sage words of violent jay: "fuckin magnets? how do they work?"
as a little kid i was always like "damn android 18 is so cool. i wish someone would turn me into a cool flying robot girl" and honestly i'm amazed i didn't figure out the trans thing earlier than 22
November 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
as a little kid i was always like "damn android 18 is so cool. i wish someone would turn me into a cool flying robot girl" and honestly i'm amazed i didn't figure out the trans thing earlier than 22
love how many problems in windows are solved by "run a small linux emulator lol"
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
love how many problems in windows are solved by "run a small linux emulator lol"
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america's mayor
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
america's mayor
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playing with sonic pi a little tonight. SUPER cool software, it's a really interesting workflow for making music and if you're a musician with developer brain like me i can't recommend it enough!
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
playing with sonic pi a little tonight. SUPER cool software, it's a really interesting workflow for making music and if you're a musician with developer brain like me i can't recommend it enough!
smoking on that jpeg pack
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
smoking on that jpeg pack
got catcalled at a truck stop today. gender... affirmed???
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
got catcalled at a truck stop today. gender... affirmed???
oh my GOD it felt good to stream again!!! i opened my mouth to talk and a moth flew out it had been so long
November 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
oh my GOD it felt good to stream again!!! i opened my mouth to talk and a moth flew out it had been so long
second post because i'm so happy he's dead. fuck james watson the racist plagarizing fuck
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
second post because i'm so happy he's dead. fuck james watson the racist plagarizing fuck
was looking for something and found a softonic link and i remembered when i downloaded a virus from there trying to get minecraft mods in 2012
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
was looking for something and found a softonic link and i remembered when i downloaded a virus from there trying to get minecraft mods in 2012
shoutout rosalind franklin
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
shoutout rosalind franklin
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjS...
absolutely losing my mind over this video. instead of getting pissed or upset, he's just so genuinely confused to how he got into that situation
absolutely losing my mind over this video. instead of getting pissed or upset, he's just so genuinely confused to how he got into that situation
Minecraft FIREE WTFFFFFFF!!!!!
YouTube video by MineCraftFTW
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjS...
absolutely losing my mind over this video. instead of getting pissed or upset, he's just so genuinely confused to how he got into that situation
absolutely losing my mind over this video. instead of getting pissed or upset, he's just so genuinely confused to how he got into that situation
our first discord movie night was a success!
shoutout @dinosrqueens.bsky.social @rottenturnips.bsky.social, wasteland, and @cactima.bsky.social (not pictured, she's in the mulch in the back digging for treasure ;3) for hanging out!!
(credit @rottenturnips.bsky.social for the SO CUTE peanuts art)
shoutout @dinosrqueens.bsky.social @rottenturnips.bsky.social, wasteland, and @cactima.bsky.social (not pictured, she's in the mulch in the back digging for treasure ;3) for hanging out!!
(credit @rottenturnips.bsky.social for the SO CUTE peanuts art)
November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
our first discord movie night was a success!
shoutout @dinosrqueens.bsky.social @rottenturnips.bsky.social, wasteland, and @cactima.bsky.social (not pictured, she's in the mulch in the back digging for treasure ;3) for hanging out!!
(credit @rottenturnips.bsky.social for the SO CUTE peanuts art)
shoutout @dinosrqueens.bsky.social @rottenturnips.bsky.social, wasteland, and @cactima.bsky.social (not pictured, she's in the mulch in the back digging for treasure ;3) for hanging out!!
(credit @rottenturnips.bsky.social for the SO CUTE peanuts art)
unequivocally based. im writing some python tonight just because. go donate to the python software foundation for not being total fucking fascists
The Python Software Foundation rejected a $1.5 million U.S. government grant because it required them to renounce all diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.
www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...
www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...
www.theregister.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
unequivocally based. im writing some python tonight just because. go donate to the python software foundation for not being total fucking fascists
i met the great pumpkin! happy halloween!!!
October 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i met the great pumpkin! happy halloween!!!
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
discord plugin to adjust the volume of the call depending on the number of participants. i need my friend a different volume in a 1 on 1 or small group vs a 10 person mammoth call
October 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
discord plugin to adjust the volume of the call depending on the number of participants. i need my friend a different volume in a 1 on 1 or small group vs a 10 person mammoth call
idk why buy my ass is never crafting a sticky piston i find them so frustrating
October 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
idk why buy my ass is never crafting a sticky piston i find them so frustrating