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Platt
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The vibe
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Nowadays I think about my old Twitter account like I’m Gloria Swanson
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I love how dark it is outside now
November 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fursuit Shart
November 3, 2025 at 12:00 AM
But you wouldn’t know it if you’re friends with gay people
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Ancient Summerians
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
‘Fabuloso’ Movie in the Works at Amazon

Amazon has acquired the global film rights to Fabuloso
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If the jays don’t beat Seattle tonight we are selling the skydome to loblaws
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
veterans are like cocomelon for people who are not veterans
October 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
@techconnectify.bsky.social new player in town 👀

Glass bulbs too!
October 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Good morning
September 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Cumtown was the only good podcast
September 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Railfans are so petty
September 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Be good to everyone
Be lovely to everyone
September 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When I am holding my phone in my right hand I am constantly swiping over the post button by accident and it’s annoying
September 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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September 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I got kicked out of the megaplex pool for eating a 24 inch submarine sandwich and spilling salami into the pool. I’m never coming back to this con
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Can someone cover this topic without including children’s media. I would like that a lot
August 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
biceps
August 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Red Dead Redemption 2 is the best video game ever made
August 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
One of the worst aspects of modern reboot/franchise films that bothers me, especially in Disney/Fox properties, is every actor is way too young and clean cut. The new Aliens show is the worst for this, it’s like the OC
August 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I hate when people have a sofa that’s so covered in blankets and pillows that it’s barely discernible as a place to sit down
August 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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My friends: Billy you busy tonight
Me: yeah I'm doing work to fix crowdstrikes fuckup
My friends: we got coke
Me:
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Furries will be like “I dance, make music, draw, fursuit, make fursuits” like bitch pick one 😭
August 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM