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Platt 🔜 FE
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worshing machine
February 16, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Buick century of humiliation
February 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
OzempiKKK
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
I hate gay ass movies that don’t even have tits or cars in them
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Some of yall:
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Call me old fashioned but the wait time for a sequel to a video game shouldn’t take several American presidential administrations
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Mazda is getting rid of physical buttons in their new models, and I will now recommend that no one should purchase a Mazda until this ceases
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Next time I come to the US I’m not giving my credit card to a waiter. Bring me the Interac machine
February 12, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I only listen to real country music
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 PM
soooo sick of having to do stuff at work ngl 😭
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I’m so stupid and couchpilled
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
In the bathtub no deodorant #slut
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
My dad works at discord and he said they’re not going to make me to age verification
February 10, 2026 at 10:33 PM
How do people use social media without muted words
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
February 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
My AirPods are the last thing I have that isn’t usb-c and at this point it’s pissing me off
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Very normal raccoon man
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Hi everyone it me Ellen and we’re here today with The Green Baby
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Excellent weekend for jockposting
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I love my friends I wish I could be physically closer to my friends
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
The yearning persists
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Hmmm…. 🤔
February 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I seahawks I suckhawks
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
This mf does not have a license
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Nyt crosswords this weekend full of football references I don’t understand at all 😭
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM