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@plantcutting.bsky.social
They/them causing mey/hem. a real actual doctor, if you’d believe it. Sovereignty has never been ceded. It always was and always will be, Aboriginal land.
Mayhem is going to be the Slam Poetry album of the year
March 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Mayhem is going to be the Slam Poetry album of the year
what the hell, sure
January 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
what the hell, sure
rubber doesn’t feel like it should come from a tree…. someone’s lying to us
January 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
rubber doesn’t feel like it should come from a tree…. someone’s lying to us
I truly believe that there are assistants behind the scenes of Traitors who explain the current situation to the housewives.
January 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I truly believe that there are assistants behind the scenes of Traitors who explain the current situation to the housewives.
whenever a drag queen meets a twink, a timer above their head appears that counts down til that twink asks that drag queen to put them in drag
January 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
whenever a drag queen meets a twink, a timer above their head appears that counts down til that twink asks that drag queen to put them in drag
i am blonde now btw (goose for comparison)
December 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
i am blonde now btw (goose for comparison)
amy adam’s DESERVED an oscar (for The Muppets)
December 23, 2024 at 9:23 AM
amy adam’s DESERVED an oscar (for The Muppets)
the D in DSM is for DIVA 💜
December 13, 2024 at 9:42 AM
the D in DSM is for DIVA 💜
there’s a guy in my office with a mug with photos of his kids on it and i want to steal and use it sooooo bad
December 13, 2024 at 3:58 AM
there’s a guy in my office with a mug with photos of his kids on it and i want to steal and use it sooooo bad
everything is romantic
December 11, 2024 at 4:17 AM
everything is romantic
riley acting normal // the real riley
December 8, 2024 at 11:17 AM
riley acting normal // the real riley
hosting pres as a queer person is SO stressful, some twink will come out of the bathroom saying “i knew you were a pantone shampoo girl” ???
December 7, 2024 at 1:02 AM
hosting pres as a queer person is SO stressful, some twink will come out of the bathroom saying “i knew you were a pantone shampoo girl” ???
me bullying anyone who has a man in their spotify wrapped
a woman is using a tablet computer while holding a pen .
ALT: a woman is using a tablet computer while holding a pen .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 1:39 AM
me bullying anyone who has a man in their spotify wrapped
if there’s one thing you need to know about me is I WILL comment on an instagram post even if i don’t really know the person
December 3, 2024 at 2:34 AM
if there’s one thing you need to know about me is I WILL comment on an instagram post even if i don’t really know the person
“make sure you’re “holding space” to send me your roster availability this silly season!!”
November 29, 2024 at 7:03 AM
“make sure you’re “holding space” to send me your roster availability this silly season!!”
just when “very demure” was finally dying out in millennials vernacular, “holding space” is here for them to quote for the next 6 months
November 29, 2024 at 4:19 AM
just when “very demure” was finally dying out in millennials vernacular, “holding space” is here for them to quote for the next 6 months
you simply cannot tell me your corporate job is busy my team spent an hour doing OFFICE DECORATIONS today
November 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
you simply cannot tell me your corporate job is busy my team spent an hour doing OFFICE DECORATIONS today
stupid country with a stupid fucking government
Australia's Senate has passed a social media ban for children under 16 🇦🇺
November 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
stupid country with a stupid fucking government
i’m not sure what it is about confide that makes me dress like a lesbian into sports but alas
November 24, 2024 at 2:56 AM
i’m not sure what it is about confide that makes me dress like a lesbian into sports but alas
i love going to a fruity gym because it’s like “are you checking me out or are you a straight man comparing yourself to others?”
November 22, 2024 at 12:39 AM
i love going to a fruity gym because it’s like “are you checking me out or are you a straight man comparing yourself to others?”
yeah sure telling your friends your back with an ex is embarrassing but have you ever had to tell your THERAPIST
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 AM
yeah sure telling your friends your back with an ex is embarrassing but have you ever had to tell your THERAPIST
i just found out my office has a slide ??? to the lower level ??? and now all i can think about it is using it
November 20, 2024 at 12:53 AM
i just found out my office has a slide ??? to the lower level ??? and now all i can think about it is using it