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wild and beautiful and drenched in sun
if I were being hunted for sport in the most dangerous game I would simply run and hide better
August 12, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I love gardening! Sinking myself into the soil, feeling the cool embrace of the earth. The isopod scuttling along my jaw and the earthworm curling around my rib. The trees above ever reaching down, despite me, perhaps for me, reaching tenderly through the gaps in my bones. Just girly things!!
June 19, 2025 at 4:19 AM
a good severity indicator for midwestern storms is whether your neighbor still has their garage open
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
wondered aloud why I can’t be a cute hat girlie and my husband said my head is the “wrong shape” so if you need me I’ll be glowering and sharpening knives
June 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
having the time of my life at the Istanbul airport lounge buffet
May 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
FUCK
May 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
had the incredible honor of teaching an old Italian winemaker what the cheese tax is. you’re welcome, Spritz
May 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Pompeii is giving botw-era Hyrule
May 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I’ve been sitting on the supplies to cosplay as Darth Maul for over a year now. Someday soon he will emerge from within me
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
loving yourself everyday is so difficult! this bitch is testing me!!
April 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Blue Origin: This rocket is powered by pure ✨Girl Power✨!! 💕💕✨🌸

Mid flight intercom: if you bitches don’t slay harder we’re not going to make it
April 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
reading romantasy is good for me (I want to train like an assassin, learn to sword fight, wear a dagger) and bad for me (I want a 200 year old god so obsessed with me he knows exactly how many freckles I’ve got and trembles at the mere thought of touching me)
April 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Do you think we’ll get a White House special on their first all-female ICE squad or is that too DEI
April 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
late to the game but confirming that Across the Spiderverse is insanely good
April 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me: I had fun tonight :)

Matt Murdoch: *inhales deeply* you’re ovulating
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
some days are “listen to Maine by Noah Kahan four times in a row” days. sometimes it’s a listen seven or eight times type of day. I don’t make the rules, I merely open my tender heart
April 4, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Matt Murdoch has negative charisma. That man is the type to explain how your birth control affects how you smell
March 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
me logging on to play Sims 3 and flipping off the dusty sims 4 desktop icon
March 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
all the romantasy book girlies calling Rhysand the ultimate lover boy when Nyktos is right there??
March 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
who else up bombing interviews 😤👊🙌
March 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
give me an appliance store where I can turn that shit on
February 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
a pringles can is my amigara fault hole
February 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I love pringles. they whisper to me in the night
February 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM