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scottish squash 🎃
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every day is halloween.

he/him. sports and left political positions, mainly. maga, zionists, and other fascists brutally unwelcome. violent defender of those who can't defend themselves.
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just in case this isn't clear:

FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND EVERYONE IN HIS ORBIT. FUCK MAGA. FUCK FASCISTS.

i look forward to celebrating these peoples' obituaries one day.
if you work for ice you should drink bleach instead.
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
erika kirk is evil and most definitely is profiting off of the death of the guy she married. probably had a part to play in him getting popped in the neck like a loser bitch, too. still, i’m glad he’s in the dirt like he deserves.
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
friendly reminder that charlie kirk is dead and the world is a slightly better place because of that fact.
December 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
stephen miller still hasn’t killed himself and i’m very disappointed in his lack of action in this matter.
November 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
urging stephen miller to please kill himself. the entire world will be so much improved.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i hope all the worthless republicans kill themselves after seeing how massively unpopular they are. not a joke. i hope they all drink bleach or something.
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
why has stephen miller still not killed himself?
October 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i’m antifascist
i’m anticapitalist
i’m antichristian

come and get me, republican scum. trump is a piece of shit and i am not afraid of you. fuck you and everything you stand for, bitch. you do not even understand the words you screech incessantly about.
September 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Here is some non-satire for you:

Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
it’s always ok to be mean to bullies.
September 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
christopher ripley is the ceo of sinclair group. he’s a scared, weak, pussy ass little bitch with a shitty beard. i hope he eats a shotgun.
September 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
kash patel is a supremely ignorant person and horrificly unqualified for his job. he’s just plain old dumb.
September 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i think i might start attacking maga and the administration with racist epithets and ad hominem since it’s the only language they understand.
September 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
erika kirk is a shitty widow grifting off the barely-cold corpse of her shit husband. nothing about how he died redeems how he lived, and she’s proving to have been the perfect match for him.
September 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i really hope stephen miller kills himself soon.
September 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
free speech goes both ways. bitch.
September 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
to every fascist masquerading as a conservative, on a personal level, fuck you. everyone you know is embarrassed by you. i hope you know everyone will be happy when you die.
September 20, 2025 at 5:18 AM
pete hegseth or whatever the fuck his name is has a tiny dick and it couldn’t be more obvious lmao
September 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
charlie kirk was a vile piece of shit and i feel nothing for his passing.

also i’m antifa and i will not comply with the bloated orange shitbag’s demands. i do not recognize his presumed authority and don’t give a fuck about his handlers, either. i do not take any of these cowards seriously.
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
the worst part of waking up today is that stephen miller still hasn’t killed himself. get to it, guy!
July 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
republicans are bad people, including republican voters. yes, all of them. there are zero redeeming values. i don’t care who gets their feelings hurt by it. fuck them, individually, as people.
July 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
fuck ken paxton. that little bitch doesn’t deserve privacy. expose his ass and shame him endlessly.
July 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
rumors going around ice agents are all sad and in their feelings about no one liking or respecting them and i say good, fuck them. i hope they all kill themselves.
July 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
guillotines are overdue for a comeback.
June 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM