Plague Scholar
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I am not a clever man.
She jacking my lantern while I trick her treat
October 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
She jacking my lantern while I trick her treat
My kitchen is a dishwasher safe space (I will not tolerate dishes I must clean by hand)
September 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My kitchen is a dishwasher safe space (I will not tolerate dishes I must clean by hand)
Changing your mind is just lying in slow motion
August 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Changing your mind is just lying in slow motion
Me paying $30 for a powerful Magic card I need for a deck: 😒
Me paying $30 for a fancy version of a fifty cent card I already own: 😏
Me paying $30 for a fancy version of a fifty cent card I already own: 😏
August 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me paying $30 for a powerful Magic card I need for a deck: 😒
Me paying $30 for a fancy version of a fifty cent card I already own: 😏
Me paying $30 for a fancy version of a fifty cent card I already own: 😏
Hey google are fleshlights dishwasher safe
July 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hey google are fleshlights dishwasher safe
Men will literally pretend to have read Marcus Aurelius instead of going to therapy
July 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Men will literally pretend to have read Marcus Aurelius instead of going to therapy
Let he who is not cancelled cast the first stone
July 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Let he who is not cancelled cast the first stone
*preforming the sign of the cross* Like, Comment, and Subscribe
July 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
*preforming the sign of the cross* Like, Comment, and Subscribe
National Anthem (nightcore remix)
July 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
National Anthem (nightcore remix)
"I know that men know nothing" - feminist Socrates
July 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"I know that men know nothing" - feminist Socrates
If I have a priest bless my bladder do I piss holy water?
July 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If I have a priest bless my bladder do I piss holy water?
With great horny comes great responsibility.
June 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
With great horny comes great responsibility.
No way these names are real
Streaming service Philo has acquired the rights to the content libraries of 14 other services, including Streamo, Flunki, Pibmow, Neepee and Skunt
(Source: tinyurl.com/2n9v9hxn)
(Source: tinyurl.com/2n9v9hxn)
June 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
No way these names are real
Remember, God only hears your prayers during office hours
June 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Remember, God only hears your prayers during office hours
Being a Christian is so convenient. If something bad happens to someone, you can just say "I'll be praying for you." But I have to like... Actually come up with words? Exhausting.
June 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Being a Christian is so convenient. If something bad happens to someone, you can just say "I'll be praying for you." But I have to like... Actually come up with words? Exhausting.
Oh, you're a free thinker? Name three thoughts
May 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Oh, you're a free thinker? Name three thoughts
Life hack: wear your fitbit while masturbating to get in extra steps.
March 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Life hack: wear your fitbit while masturbating to get in extra steps.
The Book of Job is just God in his "would you love me if I was a worm" era
February 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
The Book of Job is just God in his "would you love me if I was a worm" era
Playing Danganronpa is like smoking weed every day and playing Ace Attorney is like snorting cocaine once a week
February 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Playing Danganronpa is like smoking weed every day and playing Ace Attorney is like snorting cocaine once a week
Lowkey gonna quit my job and become a vtuber. My avatar will just be me in a maid dress and cat ears (I will also be wearing a maid dress and cats ears irl even though you can't see - method acting)
February 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Lowkey gonna quit my job and become a vtuber. My avatar will just be me in a maid dress and cat ears (I will also be wearing a maid dress and cats ears irl even though you can't see - method acting)
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what are the steps you would only take if push came to shove?
and what constitutes a "shove"?
and how many shoves have you already gone through without noticing?
the final Alt-Right Playbook is now live.
it's called The South Bank of the Rubicon.
youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs
and what constitutes a "shove"?
and how many shoves have you already gone through without noticing?
the final Alt-Right Playbook is now live.
it's called The South Bank of the Rubicon.
youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs
The Alt-Right Playbook: The South Bank of the Rubicon
YouTube video by Innuendo Studios
youtu.be
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
what are the steps you would only take if push came to shove?
and what constitutes a "shove"?
and how many shoves have you already gone through without noticing?
the final Alt-Right Playbook is now live.
it's called The South Bank of the Rubicon.
youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs
and what constitutes a "shove"?
and how many shoves have you already gone through without noticing?
the final Alt-Right Playbook is now live.
it's called The South Bank of the Rubicon.
youtu.be/0YFdwfNh5vs
Masochists be fucking up utilitarian theory
January 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Masochists be fucking up utilitarian theory
Enkidu is the first written account of post-nut clarity
January 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Enkidu is the first written account of post-nut clarity
There has to have been a better way to do wrists
January 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There has to have been a better way to do wrists
Lucky Charms but with Irish cream instead of milk
December 29, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Lucky Charms but with Irish cream instead of milk