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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
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Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine).

*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band

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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout @pkrt.bsky.social · Nov 27
Infamous interplanetary peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists end yet another show with the classic 'Punch a Space Nazi'.
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
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Neville had called in 'sick' again. Jess shrugs, shovels more dead kids into the spaceship's furnace. At least the #lacuna #shift pays overtime. Still, helluva way to make a living.

#vss365 #SciFiFri #steampunk
February 14, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 02-13-26
Optional Theme: #SHIFT [#twist]
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365#WritingCommmunity #Writers
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February 13, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Im enjoying the hell out of this steak and mushroom pie from the Fungus System, Bob!
Ko'l, did you say mushrooms??
Aye!
*Bob pales, chokes. Mushrooms?? I'm allergic!
Bob, what part of Fungus System didn't you understand?

#vss365
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! I can't read my notes! There's so much #blood, Bob!
Ko'l, I'm sorry! Yesterday's flying bundt cake mishap--
Bob sighs: Mum always said I should've been an accountant...
Or a nurse!
Eh?
More gauze, please.
Really?
Head wounds, yo.

#vss365
February 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
pkrt.bsky.social
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! I was initially quite excited about the flying bundt cakes from Aves II today! But then tragedy struck, Bob!
Ko'l, your head #wound is bleeding again.
Fucking birds. Pass me the gauze, please.

#vss365 #scififri
February 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 02-06-26
Optional Theme: #FLIGHT [#soar]
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365
#WritingCommmunity #Writers
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🎨Lee Fitzgerald
February 6, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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"#Lambent? Great. Another new word I have to figure out how to shoehorn into conversation. These word of the day calendars are the bane of communication."
#vss365
February 5, 2026 at 12:52 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! I'm loving this jelly cake from Medusa II! The #lambent light is really something, Bob!
Ko'l, I don't think that's intentional! Medusa II is in the midst of a brutal nuclear war! How much did you eat?
Um...
Your lips are glowing!

#vss365
February 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today the Pescatarius System is presenting their filet of #soul, Bob!
Ko'l, don't you mean filet of sole?
No. The Pescatariats are actually evil religious cannibal zealots and they harvest souls!
And we invited them why?

#vss365
February 3, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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There's a faint #thrum in the air until Penelope C. Penumbra #connects the cable.
PCP: There! We're all set! I've turned time back to Friday, so we're no longer late for the prompt words!
Kurt Kerf2: That's great and all, but could you go back a bit further? I have some regrets...

#vss365 #scififri
February 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 01-30-26
Optional Theme: #CONNECT [disconnect]
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365
#WritingCommmunity #Writers
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January 30, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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As Peach Schnapps and Kurt Kerf2 run from the giant and certain death, their energy begins to #wane.
Peach: We're gonna be giant food!
K2: I don't want to die!
The giant picks up speed, rumbles laughter, reaches out... and taps each of them gently.
She bellows in delight: Tag!! You're it!

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January 27, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Peach Schnapps, sighs: Do you really want lead vocals on a track?
Kurt Kerf2: Yes!
Peach: How about a B side?
K2: I feel like we're on the #cusp of something here...
Peach: Like being eaten by a giant?
The giant chuckles. Again.
K2: Shit, I almost forgot about her.

#vss365
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
pkrt.bsky.social
Twas but a #ruse.
Peach Schnapps faked his fall. He leaps over Kurt Kerf2, who grabs his leg.
K2: Gotcha!
The giant steps closer.
Peach: We can work this out!
K2; I get lead vocals on the next single?
Peach: I'd rather be eaten by this giant!
K2: Seriously??
Peach: As a supernova.
K2: Ass.

#vss365
January 26, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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The ancient sleeping giants woke and saw what we had done to the planet. Their tears, a #drizzle at first, later caused massive flooding. The ice caps melted, the salinity of the oceans changed, the planet #froze.
The giants, made for the cold, walked the planet again.

#vss365 #SciFiFri
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
pkrt.bsky.social
*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
Optional Theme: #FROZE / #COLD
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #Writers
#WritingCommmunity #vss365
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 01-23-26
Optional Theme: #FROZE / #COLD
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #Writers
#WritingCommmunity #vss365
Links encouraged, try not to spam * ੈ ✩
January 23, 2026 at 12:19 PM
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Traveling on foot to their next gig through the hills of Colossus VI (after the limo had broken down), Peach Schnapps: Huh. I don't think I've ever seen a mountain actually do that before.
Kurt Kerf2: Eh?
Peach: #Loom. It's looming at us.
K2: I don't think that's a mountain...

#vss365
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 AM
pkrt.bsky.social
Peach Schnapps: Of the many sexual delights offered on Hedonia IV? From various men, women, and assorted others? Oh, I've #dappled.
Interviewer: I think you mean dabbled.
Peach: You didn't see the walls after...

#vss365
January 18, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
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I don't want a brother. They brought him home when I was six. They said I could play with him, but he's boring.

I take him some food. His skin is white, #dappled with weird blotches and wrist sores from the chains.

Mum and Dad say I mustn't tell people about him when outside. I like that.
#vss365
January 17, 2026 at 9:04 AM
pkrt.bsky.social
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! I, for one, am enjoying the hell out of this long pig, Bob!
Ko'l? Um...
#Seared on the outside and juicy in the #middle!
You do know what the delegation from Cannibalus II uses in long pig?
*smacks lips, Perfection!

#vss365 #scififri
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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*not mine, copied from twitter:

#SCIFIFRI 01-16-26
Optional Theme: #CENTER/#MIDDLE
Or choose your own scifi-ish topic
OK Let's dazzle them ~!~
#scifiart Original Images & Artwork welcomed
#writersofbluesky #vss365 #WritingCommmunity #Writers
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January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Official statement from pan-galatic parody punks The Proof is in the Poutine:

#Heartfelt apologies to the fans on Rodra XI. Next time we will be sure to allow the cheese curds to cool before spraying the crowd. All proceeds from the concert have been turned over to the local burn ward.

#vss365
January 15, 2026 at 10:32 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
#Heartfelt gratitude for the snow day today, because I did NOT do my homework.
Praise Jebus!!!

*I did, however, post to the google classroom that the kids had better get their homework done...

#teachergratitude
#TeachingFeeling
#vss365
January 15, 2026 at 10:23 PM
pkrt.bsky.social
The list of semifinalists for the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic are in! Are you excited, Bob?
Ko'l, the results seem a bit #wonky!
How so?
Some contestants are missing! Rumour is that the delegation from Caniballus II ate the competition!
Oof! Sooo... how were they prepared?

#vss365
January 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM