Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
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Pro-pun punk rock guide to the galaxy and home of Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists (and their side project, The Proof is in the Poutine).
*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band
Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦
*will be copying some tweets from Twitter, to catch y'all up with the band
Anti-fascist and 🇨🇦
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Punk Rock Kilgore Trout
@pkrt.bsky.social
· Nov 27
Infamous interplanetary peace punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists end yet another show with the classic 'Punch a Space Nazi'.
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
Manners be damned, Seymour is inspired.
He looks around, but can't find a single definitive space nazi anywhere.
Shrugging, he belts Elan Muskmelon a good one.
#vss365
Across the universe exists untold great works of #literature. None compare to that of Forj Jzlaban and his renowned treatise on religion. It consists of a single word:
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Across the universe exists untold great works of #literature. None compare to that of Forj Jzlaban and his renowned treatise on religion. It consists of a single word:
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
No.
*though widely and wildly popular, it was not a huge money maker for the author
#vss365
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The giants have slept for longer than we remember. Their backs are covered with snow and peak through the clouds. When you're older than time, you don't need #law. Instead, they have justice. Soon they will wake up, if we are not careful, and return the earth back to the one they once knew.
#vss365
#vss365
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! It's salad day, Bob!
Ko'l, that's good times! Unlike the one I have here!
What's wrong?
Soggy! And the contestants used too much mayo!
I think that's a disqualification!
Aye. A direct violation of Cole's Law!
#vss365
#law
Ko'l, that's good times! Unlike the one I have here!
What's wrong?
Soggy! And the contestants used too much mayo!
I think that's a disqualification!
Aye. A direct violation of Cole's Law!
#vss365
#law
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have sweets from Dulcen X, Bob!
Ko'l, the #history of this treat is a bit of a #mystery. Whoever thought to fry dough in a circle? I am gobsmacked.
Bob, have you never heard of donuts? Also, who hired you??
#vss365 #scififri
Ko'l, the #history of this treat is a bit of a #mystery. Whoever thought to fry dough in a circle? I am gobsmacked.
Bob, have you never heard of donuts? Also, who hired you??
#vss365 #scififri
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
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November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
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The wasteland, formerly known as Amerikkka, is now under reconstruction. We hope it will be habitable again in another 20 years.
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The wasteland, formerly known as Amerikkka, is now under reconstruction. We hope it will be habitable again in another 20 years.
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
Sad, what happened. Let's discuss how it could have been prevented.
#geography class, 2037
#vss365
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"Yea, descend, thou traveller, into the moist caverns of its nasal dominion, where mucus flows eternal."
Take their #famous guided spelunk through its moist, cavernous nasal pockets—and if you do, bring tissues and a sense of childhood wonder. And maybe some hand sanitizer.
#vss365
Take their #famous guided spelunk through its moist, cavernous nasal pockets—and if you do, bring tissues and a sense of childhood wonder. And maybe some hand sanitizer.
#vss365
November 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Teacher, leave them kids alone
Unless they're little assholes
Then maybe they need a good smack
*lyrics by Peach Poutine, pan-galatic parody punk and burnt out teacher
**music by who cares
#vss365
-How do pan-galatic punks Peach Schnapps & the Poltergeists divvy up #domestic chores on their ship, the Mirv?
Peach Schnapps: We share! Skiff does most of the cooking and cleaning and laundry and--
-That doesn't seem equitable.
Peach: Oh, no. He loves it!
Skiff Tugboat: Well...
#vss365
Peach Schnapps: We share! Skiff does most of the cooking and cleaning and laundry and--
-That doesn't seem equitable.
Peach: Oh, no. He loves it!
Skiff Tugboat: Well...
#vss365
November 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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'Members of the council. Our town is plagued by Werewolves and Zombies. May I introduce Gornan the #Creature Slayer. He is here to save us.'
'Oh no, umm, I'm actually Gordon the Bleachers Surveyor. Here to examine the seats in the sports stadium.'
'Oh for fuck's sake.'
#vss365
'Oh no, umm, I'm actually Gordon the Bleachers Surveyor. Here to examine the seats in the sports stadium.'
'Oh for fuck's sake.'
#vss365
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Across the universe, there is a wide assortment of entities that should not be trifled with.
They are merciless, vicious, unrepentant.
Worried about what you said at the party? What you wore?
Think you drink too much? Eat too much?
The #creature from the Flack Lagoon will let you know.
#vss365
They are merciless, vicious, unrepentant.
Worried about what you said at the party? What you wore?
Think you drink too much? Eat too much?
The #creature from the Flack Lagoon will let you know.
#vss365
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is being the preeminent punk band in all of Tim, time, and space a profitable #business?
Peach Schnapps: No, not at all. Aside from all our charity work and benefits, we often get paid in the local currency. On Gherkus II, for instance, we got paid entirely in pickles.
#vss365
Peach Schnapps: No, not at all. Aside from all our charity work and benefits, we often get paid in the local currency. On Gherkus II, for instance, we got paid entirely in pickles.
#vss365
November 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Between gigs, Peach Poutine, front man for pan-galatic parody punks the Proof is in the Poutine works his day job as a teacher. Today, he had to supervise a #Halloween🎃 school dance.
Now that's scary.
#vss365 #scififri
Now that's scary.
#vss365 #scififri
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Between gigs, Peach Poutine, front man for pan-galatic parody punks the Proof is in the Poutine works his day job as a teacher. Today, he had to supervise a #Halloween🎃 school dance.
Now that's scary.
#vss365 #scififri
Now that's scary.
#vss365 #scififri
Last #Halloween🎃, pan-galatic parody punks the Proof is in the Poutine performed their version of the Monster Mash. It went well, until the fans realized the lyrics were actually a recipe.
The bogies of Hobbgobblynnus V are not known for their sense of humour.
#vss365 #scififri
The bogies of Hobbgobblynnus V are not known for their sense of humour.
#vss365 #scififri
October 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Last #Halloween🎃, pan-galatic parody punks the Proof is in the Poutine performed their version of the Monster Mash. It went well, until the fans realized the lyrics were actually a recipe.
The bogies of Hobbgobblynnus V are not known for their sense of humour.
#vss365 #scififri
The bogies of Hobbgobblynnus V are not known for their sense of humour.
#vss365 #scififri
*not mine, copied from twitter:
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October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Space spliffs are passed around and the ship goes quiet as everyone feels the effect. Perhaps lost in inner contemplation of life and the universe they're creeping through, no one speaks
Peach Schnapps breaks the silence:
I'm stoned!
*brief pause
The experiment was a success!
#vss365
Peach Schnapps breaks the silence:
I'm stoned!
*brief pause
The experiment was a success!
#vss365
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Space spliffs are passed around and the ship goes quiet as everyone feels the effect. Perhaps lost in inner contemplation of life and the universe they're creeping through, no one speaks
Peach Schnapps breaks the silence:
I'm stoned!
*brief pause
The experiment was a success!
#vss365
Peach Schnapps breaks the silence:
I'm stoned!
*brief pause
The experiment was a success!
#vss365
Welcome back to the Annual Pan-galatic Punk Picnic everyone! Today we have fiery, spicy delights from the representatives from the Helios system, Bob!
Ko'l, I'm excited to try their wings!
*takes big bite
Oh! #Heliacal hellfire hell no!
Ko'l, sighs. When will you learn?
#vss365
Ko'l, I'm excited to try their wings!
*takes big bite
Oh! #Heliacal hellfire hell no!
Ko'l, sighs. When will you learn?
#vss365
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trevor the #Terror Tortoise is about to unleash all hell.
He'd had enough. Living in the shadow of his cousin Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle and his high and mighty 'I created the universe' spiel. Trevor had had enough. He was going to wreck havoc.
As soon as someone flips him over.
#vss365
He'd had enough. Living in the shadow of his cousin Tim, Timelord and all-around top turtle and his high and mighty 'I created the universe' spiel. Trevor had had enough. He was going to wreck havoc.
As soon as someone flips him over.
#vss365
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Diary entry from Y'rall Y'nall, renowned #Martian author:
The Earth Chronicles, a work of pure, fantastical fiction I wrote thousands of years ago, has become the bestselling book of all time on their planet. Not sure why, but they've renamed it 'The Bible'.
#vss365 #scififri
The Earth Chronicles, a work of pure, fantastical fiction I wrote thousands of years ago, has become the bestselling book of all time on their planet. Not sure why, but they've renamed it 'The Bible'.
#vss365 #scififri
October 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
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October 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
*not mine, copied from twitter:
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