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Piskies
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✨My tummy hurts✨
Happily married 👬🏻, Cat dad, Gaymer, Filthy pleb.
I know everyone is libbing out with hope and all, but remember what happened last time we did that?

Yeah.

Temper your expectations.
November 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Old woman in the break room has her phone volume on MAX and has over the ear headphones on and doesn’t realize they aren’t connected while she plays the most obnoxious reels. It’s too early for this.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Last work day of the week. Let’s get this over with
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It was good but also I left the theater kinda
November 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone

This was 2009? So glad I quit cigarettes. We made a mud wrestling pit at a house party.
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Gotta say. I’m pleasantly surprised with Liam Hemsworth in #thewitcher honestly zero complaints, cavill wasn’t as much of a loss for the show as I expected.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can’t wait for Mamdani to win so he can finally assume his Mecha form and crush cuomo on live television so I don’t have to hear about that race ever again
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Turn 35 today. Rainy and gross and I’m stuck at work for 12hrs. I just wanna nap all day 😭
October 27, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Finally getting another round of Masseter Botox tomorrow. I’m so excited for the best sleep I’ve had in months!
October 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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tell my son he’s a handsome boy. TELL
HIM 🥺 #catdad #cat #kittycat #catson #bobi #jobi
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
ENOUGH.
October 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If you see this, post a concert pic you took

Took my mommy to see her first concert. 2022? Florence + the machine Dance Fever tour in Nashville
September 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Everything been fucked up since y'all stood them brooms up in y'all pagan kitchens
September 22, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Me but it’s ducks at the neighborhood pond
Sorry I'm late for work I stopped to watch an exceptionally fat and adorable squirrel eat a walnut
September 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Made homemade pumpkin cookies for my coworkers. These whores don’t even value my talents.
September 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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don't care + didn't ask + i see beauty in things you wouldn't even begin to ponder
August 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Please don't
August 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Forced my husband (he was willing) to watch Killer Klowns from outer space last night.

How have I never seen this movie. It’s so stupid, I love it.
August 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Four favorites, no starters
July 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I had forgotten just how much a ham and Swiss croissant absolutely FUCKS.
a man with a beard wearing a bandana and a denim shirt
Alt: a man with a beard wearing a bandana and a denim shirt moaning towards the sky with clasped hands as if thanking god for a delicious ham and cheese croissant
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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RIP Ozzy Osbourne - the original Prince of Darkness.

A voice that echoed like thunder across worlds, a spirit too wild for just one realm.

Azeroth salutes you.
July 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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the joyride fan edit is the greatest piece of art our generation has ever produced
July 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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my has wife asked me to stop my running Werner Herzog commentary during our Donkey Kong Bananza playthru
July 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I get it, Ginger is a great queen. But, she definitely didn’t win her first lipsync this bracket. It has production picked written all over it. Knew it was gonna happen halfway through the season, but still doesn’t feel right.
July 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM