Flaming Cheeto
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Flaming Cheeto
@pizzademon.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy
I'm a genius in the Socratic sense that I know I don't know much

[bridged from https://mastodon.online/@PizzaDemon on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
@kenwhite.bsky.social Firstly, shouldn't be 16. A dozen, baker's dozen, or a chai (18).
January 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
"Stop! Or I'll stop you!" is a fun bit of translating.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Good enough
January 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/115884679898517344

Renewables are unstoppable now. They can only be delayed. They're too cheap, quick, and reliable compared to extract and burn tech.
flipboard.social
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
#nfl
#texans #steelers

Am I watching the game hoping to see Rodgers get Thiesman'd ? I'm not not watching for that reason.
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Remember when Republicans were ripshit about this image?
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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Analysis of national US data on last year’s COVID vaccine shows it had a vaccine effectiveness (VE) of 52.8% against COVID-19–related hospitalization link.springer.com/article/10.1...
Client Challenge
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January 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
@emptywheel.bsky.social what if I want fuschia curtains with gold frills? You know how minimalist the Danes are. I don't ever want to have to ask permission.
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
#nba
#Blazers

Oh no. Dame wearing a Bitcoin themed $850 hoodie court side yesterday. Say it so. Not another CryptoBro.

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Satoshi Cargo Hoodie - Dirty White – Feature
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Satoshi Cargo Hoodie - Dirty White
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January 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
@qlp I was waiting for Face of Evil. Not quite as good as I remembered but that "kill him with this jelly baby" really landed well
January 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
What do we do *right now* to make sure that mail in voting is available and fair in November?
Remember that despite all the regime opposition to vote-by-mail, they will temporarily have custody of those ballots going out to voters and coming back from many of them. Some from certain zip codes […]
Original post on mastodon.online
mastodon.online
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 AM
@emptywheel.bsky.social There's a pathology of treating everything like a real estate venture.
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Reposted by Flaming Cheeto
! Posting unsolicited deck pics !

I love it when everything holds firm without any screws or glue.
#imadeathing #woodworking
January 11, 2026 at 1:04 AM
#nfl

Is that #bears fan grating real Parme$an?
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 AM
#nfl #packers v #bears
I've come to hate that at the end of the 1st and 3rd no one runs a play if the game clock is less than the play clock. "ooohhh, let's try our 'get them offsides' formation. No way we'll need it on a 4th and 3 later"
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
If the Dukes of Hazzard were alive today, they'd be running fentanyl and we'd all recognize them as the bad guys they were.
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
In a baseline America, the first medical evacuation of the ISS would be the one and only news story. But the government is killing Americans, American guests, and random Western hemisphere sailors while mewling how the best Peace prize has unfairly been awarded elsewhere.
January 10, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The weather forecast for #portland Oregon for the next week is mostly dry and sunny with highs in the low to mid 50s.
That ain't normal

#climatechange
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Beginning to think Child 44 might not be the best wind-down reading for an anxious American
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_44
Child 44 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 9, 2026 at 4:48 AM
@futurebird we got excited for it every time and every time we knew it wasn't ⅒ as good as any pizzeria within walking distance
January 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
It's such a weird time to be American. I spent about 20 minutes today researching buying a new car and about 15 looking into retiring abroad.

Maybe split the difference and lease.
January 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
@johnpfaff.bsky.social we've all watched too much cop TV
January 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
RE: https://flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/115861269539040541

A) so this guy has some kind of PTSD around cars.

B) wrt to the guy in June, does ICE not realize it's safer and more effective to try to arrest someone between home and car? Not everyone has a garage.
flipboard.social
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM