i just fell asleep for like two seconds and had a vision that the new gen z/alpha slang craze was “guzz.” i don’t know what it means, but one boy told another boy “that outfit is NICE! you look GUZZ!” and i believe he was implying he could get women.

not me changing my post language to portuguese like it was going to translate for me

i want people to follow me here. but i want you to know that i am… tired.

this isn’t a politically active account. let me just post memes and stuff please…

#dragonageveilguard