@pittiegimlet.bsky.social
I do not properly type here, as I only browse/post from my phone. :)
This thong is too small.
January 5, 2026 at 1:39 AM
This thong is too small.
Hope
Butter
Beach
So good things, but two things I don't think should DEFINE my 2026.
Butter
Beach
So good things, but two things I don't think should DEFINE my 2026.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Money
Pizza
Penis
Money
Pizza
Penis
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Hope
Butter
Beach
So good things, but two things I don't think should DEFINE my 2026.
Butter
Beach
So good things, but two things I don't think should DEFINE my 2026.
I had a very small breakdown and shave 99.5% of my beard off. Mixed feelings.
December 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I had a very small breakdown and shave 99.5% of my beard off. Mixed feelings.
See a bulge, post a bulge 😏
December 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
See a bulge, post a bulge 😏
I wasn't gonna post this one, but I like the way my balls look.
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I wasn't gonna post this one, but I like the way my balls look.
New Seasons has come to a tentative agreement and signed a contract with the union! There is still some chicanery, but I should be gettjng a good raise soon!
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
New Seasons has come to a tentative agreement and signed a contract with the union! There is still some chicanery, but I should be gettjng a good raise soon!
Primary partners come first, and in a game where most everyone is monogamous, I can vibe with that. Especially for my adorable wizard.
I quit out of BG3 just now to stay true to Gale, and not sleep with Halsin. My last save was before a big fight. I had forgotten I have the Polyamory mod in. ☠️
December 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Primary partners come first, and in a game where most everyone is monogamous, I can vibe with that. Especially for my adorable wizard.
I quit out of BG3 just now to stay true to Gale, and not sleep with Halsin. My last save was before a big fight. I had forgotten I have the Polyamory mod in. ☠️
December 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I quit out of BG3 just now to stay true to Gale, and not sleep with Halsin. My last save was before a big fight. I had forgotten I have the Polyamory mod in. ☠️
This meme from the Portland Water Buraeu is haunting me.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This meme from the Portland Water Buraeu is haunting me.
Reposted
Give this a repost if you'd blow me in the parking garage
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Give this a repost if you'd blow me in the parking garage
Having a big sad, watching an anime, being a dog bed.
December 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Having a big sad, watching an anime, being a dog bed.
Welcome To Derry is fine. I don't RECCOMEND watching it, but I don't NOT RECCOMEND it. Blessed if you do, blessed if you don't I guess.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Welcome To Derry is fine. I don't RECCOMEND watching it, but I don't NOT RECCOMEND it. Blessed if you do, blessed if you don't I guess.
Apparently, my costar says today is NOT the day to send nudes.
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Apparently, my costar says today is NOT the day to send nudes.
Cinderella.
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Cinderella.
After too long, I did chores for Daddy today!
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
After too long, I did chores for Daddy today!
Just had my hole brutalized. 🥰
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Just had my hole brutalized. 🥰
😈Rate how you much like doing it 1-10😈
kissing: 100
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 5
rimming: 🤷♂️
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 5
being fingered: 7
toys: 7
piss play: 7
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 🤷
being fisted: 8
topping: 2
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 100
stroking: 16
pit play: 6
foot play: 2
kissing: 100
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 5
rimming: 🤷♂️
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 5
being fingered: 7
toys: 7
piss play: 7
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 🤷
being fisted: 8
topping: 2
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 100
stroking: 16
pit play: 6
foot play: 2
😈Rate how you much like doing it 1-10😈
kissing: 10,000
nipple play: eh
sucking: 8
being sucked: 6
rimming: 100
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 8
being fingered: 5
toys: 7
piss play: 1
dirty talk: 9
fisting: 5
being fisted: 0
topping: 100
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 4
foot play: 2
kissing: 10,000
nipple play: eh
sucking: 8
being sucked: 6
rimming: 100
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 8
being fingered: 5
toys: 7
piss play: 1
dirty talk: 9
fisting: 5
being fisted: 0
topping: 100
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 4
foot play: 2
😈Rate how you much like doing it 1-10😈
kissing: 100
nipple play: 4
sucking: 8
being sucked: 10
rimming: 100
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 8
being fingered: 5
toys: 7
piss play: 2
dirty talk: 100
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 100
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 7
foot play: 4
kissing: 100
nipple play: 4
sucking: 8
being sucked: 10
rimming: 100
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 8
being fingered: 5
toys: 7
piss play: 2
dirty talk: 100
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 100
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 7
foot play: 4
November 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
😈Rate how you much like doing it 1-10😈
kissing: 100
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 5
rimming: 🤷♂️
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 5
being fingered: 7
toys: 7
piss play: 7
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 🤷
being fisted: 8
topping: 2
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 100
stroking: 16
pit play: 6
foot play: 2
kissing: 100
nipple play: 6
sucking: 10
being sucked: 5
rimming: 🤷♂️
being rimmed: 100
fingering: 5
being fingered: 7
toys: 7
piss play: 7
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 🤷
being fisted: 8
topping: 2
bottoming: 100
cuddling: 100
stroking: 16
pit play: 6
foot play: 2
Morning shifts means the availability for dates! So dressing up a bit, and trying out my new(leather) tie!
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Morning shifts means the availability for dates! So dressing up a bit, and trying out my new(leather) tie!
Saturday night pre- and post- mental crash. Remember to pace yourself and drink lots of water.
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Saturday night pre- and post- mental crash. Remember to pace yourself and drink lots of water.
My brunch date refuses to look at me.
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My brunch date refuses to look at me.
I would very much like to get some dicking down in Seattle.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I would very much like to get some dicking down in Seattle.
It begins!
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
It begins!
Dropped off some smelly underwear at my Daddy's place before my trip to Seattle!
October 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Dropped off some smelly underwear at my Daddy's place before my trip to Seattle!
XMen Evolution has AGED SO MUCH. Not bad, just... so Early Naughts. The fashion, lingo, artstyle.
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 PM
XMen Evolution has AGED SO MUCH. Not bad, just... so Early Naughts. The fashion, lingo, artstyle.
I beat Haes 2 last night, disappointed my family again, and now am watching dogs.
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I beat Haes 2 last night, disappointed my family again, and now am watching dogs.