The Luka trade made me convert to Islam

Remembering the time I was on a nice date in Chelsea and the vibe fucking nosedived when she asked if she should go volunteer to work in the IDF’s war kitchens. Remember to put the 🇵🇸 in the bio guys

Dawg if you not listening to the internet radio broadcast of your local coverage crew for your favorite team are you even a fan

I just traded a rayquaza for a blastoise holding a master ball in here and yes, I do want a capri sun

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Friend, NE

A good litmus test for determining whether or not you’re a cool guy is if your interests have a global reach. Do Brazilians and Chinese people also dig watching the Jets lose 17-6 with a twitch stream going on in the background? Didn’t think so. Now go ask a random Chinese guy what he thinks of Kobe

Blue sky is cool. Marc Cuban and a Shams bot is in here. So are a lot of my old favorite Twitter accounts. Here’s Princess Nokia & an old picture of my (wild) hawks