piratesimon.bsky.social
@piratesimon.bsky.social
This is the only orange producer of hot air that I want to wake up to every morning.
February 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Theory:
The song "dream lover" by Bobby Darin is in fact about his desire to have his dreams haunted by a succubus.
Like a waifu pillow with fangs.
February 6, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Watching peoples behaviour around Trump is like watching a group of passengers trapped in a train carriage with a crazy homeless man wielding a blade,and mumbling incoherently about the sentient vegetables that live in his bin.
They are all nodding and smiling widely to avoid getting shanked.
February 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM