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Pirate Artisans @ PA Ren Faire
@pirateartisans.bsky.social
The Premier Piratical Purveyors of Handmade Artisan Finery! If it's bronze, silver, or glass, we do it well, bet yer ass!

http://pirateartisans.com
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Hello New Followers! I guess I should do an intro thread!

We are Pirate Artisans, a married couple of landlocked pirates sailing out of the Midwest to bring our fine handmade treasures to any manner of convention and festival that will have us! Our favorite materials are bronze, glass, and silver!
Very *very* small amount of silver going in before yuletide! Left will be sterling, right will be fine, to be enameled tomorrow :)
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Forbidden jello jiggler!

Spooling up the kiln for a glass run. I am... very burnt out from Ren Fest and, y'know -gestures at the state of things- but I'm doing my best!

Doesn't help that my new kiln is out of commission until I replace a corroded coupling. Can things stop happening please T_T
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Idk how many times people are gonna have to say "stop using ai it is literally killing us" before people listen.

No not even as a joke. don't go near this shit.
In Morrow County, healthy adults were coming down with unexplained medical conditions, including diseases that usually afflicted the elderly.

In a survey of 30 homes, at least 25 miscarriages and a half dozen people living with one kidney were reported.

🔗 www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
this is true enlightenment. Once you prioritize your peace over the comfort of people who are always negative, you find yourself with more joy and energy and you don't think about those people at all.
Man my life got a lot happier when i removed myself from interacting with people who are jealous, envious and negative all the time 🫠

Just sad cause i see the good in everyone but just cant handle those emotions vomiting outta people right now 😭
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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I have to trim these ones on black but I have some choice neons of him too :)
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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“We turn our hearts into museums of the people that we love to keep them alive inside us.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Getting back to the bench after some much-needed rest. After I work on some projects I'm going to spend some time tonight & tomorrow tidying and testing the streaming stuff for kinks so I can resume streaming, maybe on Monday! I really miss having a semi-regular schedule for working on stuff.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Do you think God stays in heaven because he is afraid of what he created?
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Hello friends! It's been a little while. Long enough for me to inexplicably change species! Here's some footage of me at the #pennsylvaniarenaissancefaire ! Such a neat faire, and I like their pierogi~ Still not used to hearing "goat" directed at me, but it'll sink in.
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
First run without spending any skill points until the end, this feels like a biblical level of greed.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Bat girlz!!!! Super proud of this one. It is a gift for a friend <3
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Collar
(acrylic marker on watercolor paper)
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Finally back from Ren Fest! I'm gonna take a couple days to just... zone out on bimeo games but then it's back to work!
October 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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It might be raining but at least the mannequin looks sexy! We're down to two glass crows!
October 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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As we get closer to the end of the season, the dark comes sooner, which makes for some AMAZING booth photos
October 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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A lovely custom amethyst tree,. sparkling in the autumn sun ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Niche hobby posting hours. Rice Shower is famously /very/ difficult to train and win with, to the point of being known as the "newbie breaker"

While her stats aren't the *most* amazing but I'm pretty happy to have finally notched a win for my favorite girl! Chuckled at the ABCDE stat line, too 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Before and after! Every time we're packing up, someone asks in disbelief:

"That all goes in your car?"

It sure does! Not a square inch of space left after, but the Fit fits it!
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A lovely custom amethyst tree,. sparkling in the autumn sun ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Looking for the perfect Holiday gift? I'm available to begin working on any project! I an have small gifts - hats and fingerless gloves - done well in time for gift giving and if you have a larger gift in mind, now's the time!

www.magicrabbitfiberarts.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The aforementioned nails! I forgot to attach the pic bc it was 4am -_-
October 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Dawn of the final weekend of Pennsylvania Renaissance Faire! What treasures will you take home? Hopefully some of ours!
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Teenage girls at the gas station complimented my nails and my slightly GNC outfit, then proceeded to show off their own nails and gab for a minute about how they like getting them done.

It's nice to get reminders that society is not what social media would have you believe it is.
October 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
One more weekend, and then I get to rest*

*- carve new projects, stream, and refurbish the cart if the weather provides
October 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM