thanks, Amazon guy, for the photo of my neighbor's house with THEIR package on the porch. I care deeply about them receiving their orders. I'd love to be able to give feedback saying, "that's not my house."

What song MUST be on everyone's "Dad Rock" playlist? I'll go first... Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne.
#dadrock #playlist #ozzy #crazytrain

This is so much fun!

The #nytimes #Connections today is garbage. WTF with Green? #hatedit

Thank you @nytimes.com for teaching me the meaning of "fridge cigarette" Nothing has been more real for me.
Def: a quick break from work to drink a can of soda

I've learned from watching #KoreanCrimeDramas that when I become rich I shouldn't get a giant mansion. A modest house has fewer places for gangsters to hide while waiting to eliminate me.
#Kdrama #kdramalessons

Senator Cory Booker is a national treasure. If you're not watching him, you should.
#senatorcorybooker

#kdramachallenge Day 1. My first drama it was It's Okay to not be Okay. I have never felt such genuine emotion during a show before. I was totally hooked. You can watch it on #Netflix #kdrama #kdramalover

Tell me about shows you kept watching only because you liked the soundtrack. I'll go first: One Spring Night. The show isn't awful, but I only continued watching because of the songs. One Direction by Rachel Yamahata & Spring Rain by Oscar Dunbar. #listentothem #soundtrack #tellmeabout

Anyway, here's Sugar the cat contemplating the impermanence of life and the very nature of existence, as one does

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office.

Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc.

Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

This is shit.
#crochet

I know you're all missing photos of #dogs on here. So this is the famous #AlbarkusPawcivalWoofricBrianDumbledog.

Am I the only one who screams, "RUN HIM OVER!" at the TV when the good guy encounters the bad guy like this?
#whenthephonerings

Now on Netflix, Cunk on Life!!
youtu.be/ByCxxZOwQUI?...

This is Albarkus Pawcival Woofric Brian Dumbledog. We call him Puppy.