The funniest thing about twitter is that there are a fuckton of bots that like and retweet *every single reply* to popular trans girls’ selfies. The purpose is to bait chasers, but it’s just full send. Chaser? Retweet. Deranged transphobia? Retweet. Completely unrelated response? Retweet.

I, a mostly closeted transgenderèd person, somehow experience comphet? And it’s from inside my own brain. It literally *can’t* be from anyone in my offline life being homophobic at me, because they all still think I’m a guy and therefore I’m already straight to them.

@caprizant.bsky.social said “today I learned one of the tenants of the Empire State Building is Shutterstock”, and my immediate thought was “today I learned there are people and things *inside* the Empire State Building”

@themountaingoats.bsky.social as something of an expert on spiritual angst, do you think I need to worry about my immortal soul if I turn a box that was made to hold a Bible into a dice tray? D&D is not, in fact, a demon-summoning ritual, but I think it might qualify as a mild form of gambling.

Post of the technically-yesterday: i wish there was a building other than my house where i wouldn’t be expected to buy anything—shit i forgot about the library. this was not a predetermined bit I genuinely forgot about libraries. I should go to the fuckin library

Post of the day: Yakuza 4 is so weirdly paced, what do you mean Kiryu chapter 2 is *just* walking like two blocks to Millennium Tower

Earlier today I thought to myself “Discord is the only platform that doesn’t cause me to have algorithmic thoughts” only to realize that so far Bluesky hasn’t. So I’ll try to post here more

New York didn’t give me the “i am Supposed To Be Here” feeling like Chicago did but i do wanna go back there