Kieran James
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Kieran James
@pinkgentleman.bsky.social
Queer (homoromantic graysexual). No LGB without the T. Sober. ❤️ Eurovision, theatre, baking, skating, running, rugby. He/him. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺
🏡 Manchester, UK
https://instagram.com/gentleman.pink
Throwback to Hallowe’en outfit. It’s fun to slay at the YMCA.
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Happy noise filled flashy light night all. 💙 😊 x
November 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tired man’s bus journey home terminated by projectile pumpkin.
October 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
One of the few pluses of AI is that I can tell myself that the hot men who don’t reply on dating apps weren’t real anyway.
October 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
“We don’t schedule the trains in advance now, you need to call on the day you want to travel and explain to a non-train operating member of staff why you want to travel and we will decide if and when you can do so, probably with very little notice.”
- If trains were GPs.
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Guys on dating apps: Looking to explore new cities and go on amazing adventures!
Me: I want to sit on a sofa and watch something not too demanding. You can also be there if you’re quiet.
October 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The ultimate cure for any ailment. Heal me, soothing waters. 🙏🏻
October 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Was meant to be on a date tonight. Was really into him. He cancelled yesterday citing a bad week. I’m trying to accept this at face value but it feels like rejection and I am now sad.
a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Alexander Rozhenko is the Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek universe.
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When you put someone in Archive and then check WhatsApp every five minutes in case there’s a message in Archive. 😮‍💨
October 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I used the word ‘hoor’ in a message recently and now my phone is autocorrecting ‘hope’ to ‘hoor’ and I’ve sent some very inappropriate texts as a result… 😬
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Earlier I was asked what haggis tastes like and I said it was like giving a Scot a blowjob and I think this should be the basis of a new marketing campaign.
October 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you’re producing a true crime podcast about a missing person called Vanessa and you don’t call it Vanesshed then you have lost my business.
October 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Can anyone recommend a results-oriented dating website, or failing that direct me to instructions for fashioning a non-lethal pitfall trap.
October 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation.
September 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I hope everyone has had a splendid, restful, thrilling and/or restorative weekend? Good, good! Keep it up y’all. ☺️ 💙 x
September 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Lovely day, isn’t it? Have a splendid one y’all. 😊 💙 x
September 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Morning all. Been a while. Did Parkrun, please clap. You have a splendid weekend, you hear? 😊 💙 x
August 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Morning lovelies. It’s a beautiful day here, which I plan to enjoy from the inside of a window. Have a wonderful Sunday y’all. 😊💙x
August 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Jack and Rose leave several windows and doors open as they gad about the Titanic and it can’t be disproved that this was instrumental in the sinking.
August 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Showing off my new pride soap. 🏳️‍🌈
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
10pm 🧠: OK, now is a good time to go to sleep so that we get a solid eight hours. Deal?
4am 🧠: OH HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
🫤
August 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Morning all! I hope the week has been kind to you and that the weekend beckons seductively. If not, let me know and I’ll send my cock to fight it. The one on my T-shirt, I mean. Obvs.
😜 💙 x
August 15, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I appear to have picked up a Scottish Playgue while away. I am calling it Macbethrax, though not while in a theatre. A primary symptom is the consumption of entire packets of Malted Milk biscuits.
August 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Tomato soup and buttered crumpets is the best lunch and I will brook no dispute in this matter.
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM