eva
@pinesincreased.bsky.social
A friendly neighborhood crypid
23yrs old
shitty jokester and even shittier artist
23yrs old
shitty jokester and even shittier artist
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF MY FUCKING BROTHER IS TAKING FORVEET HELP ME
October 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
IM GONNA PISS MYSELF MY FUCKING BROTHER IS TAKING FORVEET HELP ME
you know what ive really realized, how much i fucking hate some mf’s, i hate how they still have mutual friends with me, i hate how they took a part of me i cant get back, i hate how they ruined things about me, i hate that it affects me. i hate how they can move on through life like nothing.
August 31, 2025 at 6:14 AM
you know what ive really realized, how much i fucking hate some mf’s, i hate how they still have mutual friends with me, i hate how they took a part of me i cant get back, i hate how they ruined things about me, i hate that it affects me. i hate how they can move on through life like nothing.
dinner was two slim jims, a honey bun and a sip of water, im livin the life guys
July 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
dinner was two slim jims, a honey bun and a sip of water, im livin the life guys
i used to stay up for days at a time, the FUCK happened to my ability to do that? im only 23 pls dont say im getting old
May 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
i used to stay up for days at a time, the FUCK happened to my ability to do that? im only 23 pls dont say im getting old
KILL MY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID I DO THIS AGAIN
May 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
KILL MY WHY WHY WHY WHY DID I DO THIS AGAIN
i may have alarms to wake up starting in an hour and a half that go off every 15minutes and the snooze alarm goes after every nine, but it sounds absolutely wonderful to sleep rn
May 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
i may have alarms to wake up starting in an hour and a half that go off every 15minutes and the snooze alarm goes after every nine, but it sounds absolutely wonderful to sleep rn
i love showing pol princess bride, cause like wym u dont quote “inconceivable” or the “my name is inigo montoya” lines??? you DONT KNOW THOSE!? well im forcing u to know now
May 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
i love showing pol princess bride, cause like wym u dont quote “inconceivable” or the “my name is inigo montoya” lines??? you DONT KNOW THOSE!? well im forcing u to know now
just looked at a random man smoking a cig and though “man i hope that when he spits my mouth and it tastes like his cigarette”
May 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
just looked at a random man smoking a cig and though “man i hope that when he spits my mouth and it tastes like his cigarette”
@bbnomula.bsky.social mr. bbno$, ik ur heart broken from mark not wanting to cosplay with u fnaf, however, to lighten your mood, about group of five of me and my friends have been playing placid plastic duck simulator for just shy of 4hr’s to find a duck with glasses to name in your honor.
May 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
@bbnomula.bsky.social mr. bbno$, ik ur heart broken from mark not wanting to cosplay with u fnaf, however, to lighten your mood, about group of five of me and my friends have been playing placid plastic duck simulator for just shy of 4hr’s to find a duck with glasses to name in your honor.
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May 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i cant wait to absolutely ruin my bathroom soon
May 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
i cant wait to absolutely ruin my bathroom soon
on the bus this 40yr old man dropped his phone(seats away from me) and then looks at ME like i caused it?
April 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
on the bus this 40yr old man dropped his phone(seats away from me) and then looks at ME like i caused it?
boy oh boy i cant wait to take my nap right now at 5pm!
March 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
boy oh boy i cant wait to take my nap right now at 5pm!
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If you really truly loved me, you'd stop calling me "manipulative."
March 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you really truly loved me, you'd stop calling me "manipulative."
i love making stupid jokes (my longest running one is being alive)
March 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM
i love making stupid jokes (my longest running one is being alive)
i wanna go on an adventure, for like a month, no plan, no destination, just a vibe and a goal to make memories like the world around us aint burnin, and instead is just caressing us in a warm hug as it consumes us whole.
March 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
i wanna go on an adventure, for like a month, no plan, no destination, just a vibe and a goal to make memories like the world around us aint burnin, and instead is just caressing us in a warm hug as it consumes us whole.
its now 2:40am, feel light as a feather n' just died coughin up from breathin my cig wrong, spit fillin the void of my mouth at an insane speed, comin' out between coughs were waterfalls of spit from my mouth to out the window, reminds me of my first time hitting a bong but like at 1/20th the power
March 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
its now 2:40am, feel light as a feather n' just died coughin up from breathin my cig wrong, spit fillin the void of my mouth at an insane speed, comin' out between coughs were waterfalls of spit from my mouth to out the window, reminds me of my first time hitting a bong but like at 1/20th the power
its 1:40am pst, im dying rn on this toilet again. i need to stop with the CHEESE EATING FOR FUCKS SAKE IM DYING PLEASE LET ME GO WHY WONT IT END???????
March 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
its 1:40am pst, im dying rn on this toilet again. i need to stop with the CHEESE EATING FOR FUCKS SAKE IM DYING PLEASE LET ME GO WHY WONT IT END???????
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March 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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my friend just snuffed the glass and went “awe 🤢”
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
my friend just snuffed the glass and went “awe 🤢”
the cement mixer is a HORRID drink :) !!!!
March 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
the cement mixer is a HORRID drink :) !!!!
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JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
March 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
JUST FYI EVERYONE, IF YOU SEE A POST THAT SAYS IT LINKS TO LUIGI MANGIONE'S SEX TAPE DON'T CLICK ON IT!! THERE'S A VIRUS THAT PUTS EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
WHY AM I ONLY GETTING 8$ FROM MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN?!? WHAT GHE FUCK IS THIS SHIF!? I GO THROUGH ALL THIS BS FOR THAT!?!? THAT!??!!?!
February 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
WHY AM I ONLY GETTING 8$ FROM MY FEDERAL TAX RETURN?!? WHAT GHE FUCK IS THIS SHIF!? I GO THROUGH ALL THIS BS FOR THAT!?!? THAT!??!!?!