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FLEETWOOD (PENULTIMATE LIFEFORM EVENT!)
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Maybe I'll find myself smiling on that distant shore, maybe I'm not alone. . .

(ADMIN IS 26 Y/O IRL. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.)
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FLEETWOOD, PILLAR OF WATER.

💧Literate Pillarwoman OC.
💧MVRP / JJBARP.
💧Multiships with chemistry.
💧N/SFW, L*wd in dms ONLY.
💧Scribbled by Shiloh/G.

#JJBARP // #OCRP // #MVRP
a pixel art of a person in a boat in the ocean with the words kuroi-chan below it
ALT: a pixel art of a person in a boat in the ocean with the words kuroi-chan below it
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March 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
((wait what did i miss i was on a diff acc /genq
March 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
[Loud, dinosaur-esque yawn.]
March 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
(( bsky.app/profile/foll... another watery muse, but here, have a water spirit to go with

@cirrus.yaps.fyi and @terrusthegrumpy.bsky.social 's characters! ))
bsky.app
March 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
((posting my discord again. tell me who you are before you add me, okay? ))
March 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
((alr who wanna write tho...))
March 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
[Seems to ignore it, as they enter an alley way. Fleet notes the smell in here and makes a face.]

It smells foul in here...

[She'd comment quietly.]
In the meantime he is curious about the horns. Because it was mentioned.. Not to him but he gave them a little poke

Poke, poke, poke, pat, pat!
[The most he'll get out of grabbing her horns is purring, I'll be upfront about that.]

[She nods, spotting what she assumes to be an alley, which is actually an alley, and starts heading in that direction.]
March 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
((12:08 am. BRB sleep <3

replies tmrrw <3 ))
March 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
[The most he'll get out of grabbing her horns is purring, I'll be upfront about that.]

[She nods, spotting what she assumes to be an alley, which is actually an alley, and starts heading in that direction.]
NO? HE IS THINKING ON THE WRONG SIDE LIKE AS IN BLACK AND ORANGE WEBSITE

"Okay, best spot we can find music is... I guess actually down the alleyway!"

He's going to actually take her to a hobo musical group. Between two tight buildings. Smart...

Not. Smart.
[It's EXACTLY what it sounds like.]

Then, point me in the direction where we can find it!

[She's honestly having a blast, trauma aside.]
March 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
[It's EXACTLY what it sounds like.]

Then, point me in the direction where we can find it!

[She's honestly having a blast, trauma aside.]
"Music is a great way to escape the world and it's actually the best way to really immerse yourself in the mood."

He actually had no clue what that is, but he probably would assume it's not what is implied at all
Art is very good, but I feel like seeing anything from my era would be very nostalgic and yet horribly, horribly sad. So, perhaps music?

[She'd let him get comfy up there. She feels if he is told about horn sensitivity, he'd probably do it anyway.]
March 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Art is very good, but I feel like seeing anything from my era would be very nostalgic and yet horribly, horribly sad. So, perhaps music?

[She'd let him get comfy up there. She feels if he is told about horn sensitivity, he'd probably do it anyway.]
"Huh. You know what? This is definitely what I expected."

He's lying. Bad liar. Bad bad bad liar but he's going to still play the tour guide role!

"Do you like art? Music? Parks where you can see someone climb trees? Animals not for sacrificing?"
[Scoops him up with one hand, and drops him onto her shoulders.]

I do want to look around a little more. . . This will be easier, and plus, you can "tour guide" from up there.

[Huh.]
March 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
[Scoops him up with one hand, and drops him onto her shoulders.]

I do want to look around a little more. . . This will be easier, and plus, you can "tour guide" from up there.

[Huh.]
"I didn't know that was how it works? Okay... Uh! I'll... Accept a ride if you want to go somewhere else?"

Of course you would, Deadpool. Of course you would...
Yes. You fed me, so therefore, I am in your debt.

[Oh, so it's like that?]
March 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Okay. I'm going to be the big mean evil person and take the brunt by making this post. After this post I wont be responding to anything related and going on with my night.

It has come to my attention Brownies fetishizes animals, trans people, disabilities, and has posted questionable ships.
March 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Yes. You fed me, so therefore, I am in your debt.

[Oh, so it's like that?]
March 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
. . . Do you want to be carried?
"Okay, so I'll put them back on me and you can carry me around later when my legs inevitably break!"

HE'S CHOMPING ON A BROWNIE WITHOUT HIS HAND. NOT EVEN A PIECE OF BROWNIE. TAKING A BITE OUT OF THE BOX. YOU SAVAGE ANIMAL, WADE!
. . . I-- don't think they can hold THAT much, Deadpool.
March 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
. . . I-- don't think they can hold THAT much, Deadpool.
"Okay I'm going to need you to hide a few things for me then!"

He's going to carefully hand over his spare masks, extra knives, limited edition of the Nintendo Championship series cartridge dipped in gold and a Nintendo 64

"Can you store these there until I need them again?"
[She stows her pot stash away.]

When I had a full head of hair, I used to put a bunch of things in my hair, but it was a pain to get out, so.

[Snuffles her snout, a soft laugh escaping her.]
March 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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March 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
[She stows her pot stash away.]

When I had a full head of hair, I used to put a bunch of things in my hair, but it was a pain to get out, so.

[Snuffles her snout, a soft laugh escaping her.]
He's probably going to manage to get himself lost in there at this rate.

"Okay. This is the most hot yet fascinating thing I've seen from a giant Aztec dragon lady with tusks."
[Another bag comes out and it clinks around in her grasp. He tosses it to Deadpool. It's full of real Aztec gold coins.]
March 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
[Another bag comes out and it clinks around in her grasp. He tosses it to Deadpool. It's full of real Aztec gold coins.]
Did. She. Just. Pull. Out. Tit. Weed?

"Okay, you carry weed under your boobs this entire time? Worst spot I found weed was Wolverine smuggling them between his ass, so this is better than that."

Obviously not complaining.
[Stops. Reaches between boobs to find... a satchel. It REEKs of pot.]

If I can get back to the lake, I can let you smoke some of our Aztec herb. It'll send you to whatever deity you pray to.

[Eats another brownie.]
March 26, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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March 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
[Stops. Reaches between boobs to find... a satchel. It REEKs of pot.]

If I can get back to the lake, I can let you smoke some of our Aztec herb. It'll send you to whatever deity you pray to.

[Eats another brownie.]
"Anytime! Sometimes people stuff them with drugs that make you feel like you're in a different reality. Pretty neat."

He was going to name off a lot of celebrities who certainly smoke pot, but a lot of them are... yeah...

"Snoop Dogg, he raps-- It's singing, but he smokes it! He's chill!"
. . . [Brownie grab with tongue, sending it back up to her mouth. Like a fuckin' giraffe. Munch munch. Eyes go to slits.]

That is phenomenal. And you humans can have that whenever you want, or just when you feel sad?
March 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(( "THEY KILLED DONKEY KONG HIMSELF TO MAKE THIS" im gonna barf /silly + /positive
March 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
(( www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFok... fleetpool. /silly ))
Red Flags (ft. Montaigne) OFFICIAL VIDEO
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March 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
. . . [Brownie grab with tongue, sending it back up to her mouth. Like a fuckin' giraffe. Munch munch. Eyes go to slits.]

That is phenomenal. And you humans can have that whenever you want, or just when you feel sad?
"..."

He's impressed her tongue could actually pick up a brownie like that, but he munched on another one!

"See?! Brownies. Really good, super sweet and they make you forget about life!"
[Even if they were. . . she would not mind. Pillarperson weed is like the most insane weed ever.]

. . . [Sniff sniffs the brownie tray. Hand raises again, but she puts it down. Tongue lulls out to grab one.]
March 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM