I want to goon so bad but i keep forgetting to buy more lube
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
I want to goon so bad but i keep forgetting to buy more lube
I always underestimate how many people want me to sit on their face
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I always underestimate how many people want me to sit on their face
maybe your punishment should be to get fatter
January 25, 2026 at 1:11 AM
maybe your punishment should be to get fatter
I let the app confirm my location and it seems like it made some type of mistake and thought i lived somewhere else.
January 23, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I let the app confirm my location and it seems like it made some type of mistake and thought i lived somewhere else.
why did this app ask me for age verification?
January 23, 2026 at 1:59 AM
why did this app ask me for age verification?
cooked too much turnips and collard greens tonight, will have to freeze most of it
January 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
cooked too much turnips and collard greens tonight, will have to freeze most of it
I thought more people would send me this
January 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
I thought more people would send me this
Almost forgot about the last tummy tuesday of the year.
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Almost forgot about the last tummy tuesday of the year.
gainer bug is hitting me hard
December 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
gainer bug is hitting me hard
may have impulse bought eggnog because I don't know when they stop selling it
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
may have impulse bought eggnog because I don't know when they stop selling it
taco bell really brought the quesarito back for a limited time and acted like my favorite menu item was no big deal.
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
taco bell really brought the quesarito back for a limited time and acted like my favorite menu item was no big deal.
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Reposted by Pig mawt
Repost if you would gladly reject your humanity to transform into a monster without hesitation
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Repost if you would gladly reject your humanity to transform into a monster without hesitation
I normally play frames like frost but nezha and his many ways to clean rooms has enchanted me so I will go with him.
December 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I normally play frames like frost but nezha and his many ways to clean rooms has enchanted me so I will go with him.
I'm perhaps a little too excited for the warframe update
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I'm perhaps a little too excited for the warframe update
it's so much easier to eat a concerning amount of food when you are with someone who wants you fatter.
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
it's so much easier to eat a concerning amount of food when you are with someone who wants you fatter.
I can't show anybody my top 5 songs of this year because there was a period where i listened to marina on repeat for an entire month.
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I can't show anybody my top 5 songs of this year because there was a period where i listened to marina on repeat for an entire month.
hoping that setting my phone to grayscale will help stop me doomscrolling
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
hoping that setting my phone to grayscale will help stop me doomscrolling
some nights i wish i could host so i could have someone's face in my fatpad.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
some nights i wish i could host so i could have someone's face in my fatpad.
people who make warframe weapon build guides need to stop putting viral on everything. every warframe veteran just puts it on their pet or something else anyway.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
people who make warframe weapon build guides need to stop putting viral on everything. every warframe veteran just puts it on their pet or something else anyway.
If Jon M. Chu ever directs another movie they need to make backlit shots illegal.
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If Jon M. Chu ever directs another movie they need to make backlit shots illegal.
I need the next 20 pounds to go to my fatpad and tits
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I need the next 20 pounds to go to my fatpad and tits
if we were mutuals on there and want to follow again, it's the same name as it used to be
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if we were mutuals on there and want to follow again, it's the same name as it used to be