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chai ☕️
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pee pee poo poo
What kind of hotel has a whole ass dishwasher and full sized fridge but no lotion?? #dry 😔
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Turned 24 yesterday and everyone already keeps calling me old. Chat am I...unc? 😔
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
UPS I can’t believe you locked me out from checking the live map because I refreshed the page too many times 😔😔😔 let me IN NOW!!!! I jsut want my Z Flip
August 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Stressed myself out over something extremely minor so bad again that my eye started twitching. I need to be sedated
July 31, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The ancient text
July 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Currently at war and I don’t know if I shall make it. I only hope to one day wake up to a sunrise not stained with ash and sorrow. Send your warmest regards.

(Took a warm bath andnow have to lay on floor for 20 minutes. dizz,y 😔)
July 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think what the world really needs rn is another good ol’ Alvin and the Chipmunks cover
July 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
A sweet potato hates to see me coming volume 2: almost burnt down my house :(
a sweet potato hates to see me coming #yimyum
June 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
a sweet potato hates to see me coming #yimyum
May 31, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Who even plays Royal Kindom and how did the company even get all that money to make so many different ads featuring all those celebrities. What are they hiding
May 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Who up hamburgering they hotdog
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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She Ham on my burger till I hotdog
February 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
oh no 😔😢 share for good luck godb
less
February 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
cheeseburger
February 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Just one of those days
February 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Only a couple hours in with using Rednote and that shit already has my algorithm READY. They really took one look at me and said “hmmm this gaybo loves Snoopy and knitting” and I say “hell yeah I do”
January 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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Hour one without tiktok. I went outside and built a fire from leaves and sticks. I foraged for my dinner and died from listeria
January 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Nvm he also wrote Shrek 2 he’s forgiven
I would like to formally challenge the writer of All Dogs Go To Heaven to a fist fight for single-handedly kickstarting my existential/death OCD. I’m currently in the therapy waiting room so the bill will be sent your way
December 17, 2024 at 9:47 PM
I would like to formally challenge the writer of All Dogs Go To Heaven to a fist fight for single-handedly kickstarting my existential/death OCD. I’m currently in the therapy waiting room so the bill will be sent your way
December 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Luigi Mangione
Luigi’s Mansion

hlel yeah
December 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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You used to be able to get a hot cross bun for a penny. Sometimes even TWO for a penny. Inflation is out of control
November 28, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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You want to bonk me in the head with your full strength? Well, get ready, bud. Because now everyone has to stand around in the ring while I sip water through weepy breaths and text my mom.
November 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Mike Tyson really said “I have a biting fixation”

he’s just like me fr
November 16, 2024 at 5:47 AM
Applebees I see you keeping the bee from me. Give him to me NOW
November 7, 2024 at 5:32 PM