Who is programming these fucking “sign up for____!” popups on every goddamn website. Nobody, but nobody, fucking likes those things.

It’s not marketing, it’s a cmd+W. Knock it off if you want me to look at the stuff you’re selling.

Just realized the only people seeing my Bluesky posts are my favorite podcaster, my poor husband, and three horror accounts that follow me for some unknown reason.

Does it bother anyone else that shoes with laces are predominantly pictured without the sloppy bow that is totally going to ruin the look? Was it always this way, or have I just noticed the last couple of years?

So I put the GREEN🐋 tag on the door of my hotel room, and I thought:

damn, I did a good thing 😇AND I can save a few bucks on the tip, and then I realized:

crap, I think the maid is getting screwed twice here, and then:

fuck, I gotta tip more