Picnic Saviour 🧺
@picnicsaviour.bsky.social
I don’t do too much talking these days
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Nevermind, I figured it out
I hope someone reminds James Acaster it’s pancake day today 🥞
February 17, 2026 at 7:03 AM
I hope someone reminds James Acaster it’s pancake day today 🥞
[Passing almost off all of the Beighton scale and practically doing the Regan head turn from The Exorcist]
Doctor: LMAO that’s wack. Anyway, we can’t be definitive it’s hypermobility since you can’t touch your toes.
Doctor: LMAO that’s wack. Anyway, we can’t be definitive it’s hypermobility since you can’t touch your toes.
maggie simpson sits in a crib with a pacifier in her mouth
ALT: maggie simpson sits in a crib with a pacifier in her mouth
media.tenor.com
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
[Passing almost off all of the Beighton scale and practically doing the Regan head turn from The Exorcist]
Doctor: LMAO that’s wack. Anyway, we can’t be definitive it’s hypermobility since you can’t touch your toes.
Doctor: LMAO that’s wack. Anyway, we can’t be definitive it’s hypermobility since you can’t touch your toes.
The existence of Ann Summers and Anna Wintour, implies the existence of Anna Spring and Annie Autumn.
February 14, 2026 at 6:30 AM
The existence of Ann Summers and Anna Wintour, implies the existence of Anna Spring and Annie Autumn.
Show this to Lana Del Ray
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Show this to Lana Del Ray
Interview so good, I had to stop part 36 on TikTok and switch to YouTube youtu.be/ommx6Luj838?...
Gabourey Sidibe on Life After “Precious”, Senegalese Roots & Finding Home | One54 Africa Podcast
YouTube video by One54 Africa
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Interview so good, I had to stop part 36 on TikTok and switch to YouTube youtu.be/ommx6Luj838?...
The existence of Tan French and Tana French implies the existence of Tanaest French
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
The existence of Tan French and Tana French implies the existence of Tanaest French
What I’d wear to a party were I a centaur
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
What I’d wear to a party were I a centaur
2150 days on the other bird app
February 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
2150 days on the other bird app
What I would wear to a swingers party in Regency England 🍍
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 PM
What I would wear to a swingers party in Regency England 🍍
Your honour, I love them
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Your honour, I love them
It’s sad to see AI Slop on SNL week after week. They could have used any of these images to do a rudimentary edit like we yearn for. Do better, Lorne.
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
It’s sad to see AI Slop on SNL week after week. They could have used any of these images to do a rudimentary edit like we yearn for. Do better, Lorne.
We all friends
In the Club (TV Series 2014–2016) ⭐ 7.4 | Drama
1h | TV-14
www.imdb.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
We all friends
Happy Birthday Clare Balding 💕
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Happy Birthday Clare Balding 💕
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Paul Thomas Anderson writing ‘The Master’
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Paul Thomas Anderson writing ‘The Master’
Wouldn’t want to be caught dead without it 🪙
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Wouldn’t want to be caught dead without it 🪙
You can’t convince me this book cover for Hanya Yanagihara's ‘A Little Life’ with this unknown model photographed by Peter Hujar isn’t Matt Dillon.
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
You can’t convince me this book cover for Hanya Yanagihara's ‘A Little Life’ with this unknown model photographed by Peter Hujar isn’t Matt Dillon.
Take me down to the Bracket City where the grass is [it ain’t easy being it] and the girls are [ ___ please ☺️🎀🍒]
January 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Take me down to the Bracket City where the grass is [it ain’t easy being it] and the girls are [ ___ please ☺️🎀🍒]
♫ Tree Wizard…
Tree Wizard…♫
Tree Wizard…♫
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
♫ Tree Wizard…
Tree Wizard…♫
Tree Wizard…♫
