alana 🌸
@picklesconway.bsky.social
a faint heart never fucked a bobcat
knuckle tats that say KNIT and PURL
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
knuckle tats that say KNIT and PURL
the entire internet should go away except for kyle maclachlan's tiktok
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
the entire internet should go away except for kyle maclachlan's tiktok
finally watched the Substance and am big mad that I'm a dumb sucker who caught herself thinking "well she DOES look good" like ten times. well played, Coralie!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
finally watched the Substance and am big mad that I'm a dumb sucker who caught herself thinking "well she DOES look good" like ten times. well played, Coralie!!!!
some recent CJ moments
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
some recent CJ moments
imagine if Will Ferrell went by William
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
imagine if Will Ferrell went by William
my dog has figured out she can get onto the coffee table from the couch. she's not quite figured out why she wants that, it seems.
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
my dog has figured out she can get onto the coffee table from the couch. she's not quite figured out why she wants that, it seems.
they should invent a bong rip that doesn't rock your lungs imho
October 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
they should invent a bong rip that doesn't rock your lungs imho
my gf has made up a lil song to serenade our dog with. shan't tell you the lyrics as she would die of embarrassment but rest assured it is CUTE
October 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
my gf has made up a lil song to serenade our dog with. shan't tell you the lyrics as she would die of embarrassment but rest assured it is CUTE
Peter Dinklage is stupid hot. thanks for listening
October 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Peter Dinklage is stupid hot. thanks for listening
I have seen 2000 youtube ads this morning and they are quite literally ALL for cheese
July 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have seen 2000 youtube ads this morning and they are quite literally ALL for cheese
new tattoo has reached the "incessantly itchy" stage, help
June 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
new tattoo has reached the "incessantly itchy" stage, help
"cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort" -Jack Torrance, probably
June 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
"cut my wife into pieces / this is a ghost resort" -Jack Torrance, probably
happy Anthony Bourdain's birthday, everyone
June 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
happy Anthony Bourdain's birthday, everyone
look at this cool bug
June 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
look at this cool bug
soon may the wellerman come / your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
June 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
soon may the wellerman come / your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
a cross stitch that says "all yall are welcome but you gotta act right"
May 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
a cross stitch that says "all yall are welcome but you gotta act right"
some west coast moments
March 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
some west coast moments
Nanaimo's alcoholic pirate mayor, Frank Ney, who was in office for 20 yrs, fathered 16 kids and founded the Royal Nanaimo Bathtub Race, which is exactly what it sounds like. shrug emoji
March 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nanaimo's alcoholic pirate mayor, Frank Ney, who was in office for 20 yrs, fathered 16 kids and founded the Royal Nanaimo Bathtub Race, which is exactly what it sounds like. shrug emoji
some recent CJ moments
March 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
some recent CJ moments
rewarding myself for voting by getting blazed outta my face and binge watching Harley Quinn. gay.
February 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
rewarding myself for voting by getting blazed outta my face and binge watching Harley Quinn. gay.
dog in a sunbeam ☀️
February 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
dog in a sunbeam ☀️
didion & babitz on the library holds shelf next to my david lynch... that's some kind of good sign
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
didion & babitz on the library holds shelf next to my david lynch... that's some kind of good sign