Piano Conspiracy
@pianoconspiracy.bsky.social
Goblin enthusiast. Super shit at art. Sometimes horny.
I have a website: Pianoconspiracy.com
https://linktr.ee/PianoConspiracy
I have a website: Pianoconspiracy.com
https://linktr.ee/PianoConspiracy
#dailygoblin: Instructions
~horny on main again~
Its generally important to read the dosage on magical potions when you can. Taking a potion of growth in the wrong amounts can have... unexpected results.
~horny on main again~
Its generally important to read the dosage on magical potions when you can. Taking a potion of growth in the wrong amounts can have... unexpected results.
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 AM
#dailygoblin: Instructions
~horny on main again~
Its generally important to read the dosage on magical potions when you can. Taking a potion of growth in the wrong amounts can have... unexpected results.
~horny on main again~
Its generally important to read the dosage on magical potions when you can. Taking a potion of growth in the wrong amounts can have... unexpected results.
#dailygoblin: Frieren meme
Figured I'd give it a shot but of course its going to be a goblin instead.
Figured I'd give it a shot but of course its going to be a goblin instead.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
#dailygoblin: Frieren meme
Figured I'd give it a shot but of course its going to be a goblin instead.
Figured I'd give it a shot but of course its going to be a goblin instead.
#dailygoblin: High Kick!
No matter how frequently you see it, its always surprising to watch a goblin casually pull off a wildly acrobatic feat.
No matter how frequently you see it, its always surprising to watch a goblin casually pull off a wildly acrobatic feat.
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
#dailygoblin: High Kick!
No matter how frequently you see it, its always surprising to watch a goblin casually pull off a wildly acrobatic feat.
No matter how frequently you see it, its always surprising to watch a goblin casually pull off a wildly acrobatic feat.
#dailygoblin: Undersecretaries!
~hrony on main again~
You are nearly 100% certain that this isn't in their job description but they keep insisting that it is (why else would it be called "under" secretary) and adding it to your schedule twice a day during debriefing.
~hrony on main again~
You are nearly 100% certain that this isn't in their job description but they keep insisting that it is (why else would it be called "under" secretary) and adding it to your schedule twice a day during debriefing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:19 AM
#dailygoblin: Undersecretaries!
~hrony on main again~
You are nearly 100% certain that this isn't in their job description but they keep insisting that it is (why else would it be called "under" secretary) and adding it to your schedule twice a day during debriefing.
~hrony on main again~
You are nearly 100% certain that this isn't in their job description but they keep insisting that it is (why else would it be called "under" secretary) and adding it to your schedule twice a day during debriefing.
#dailygoblin: Season turning...
We had our first snow the other day...
The season of autism is almost over.
We had our first snow the other day...
The season of autism is almost over.
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 AM
#dailygoblin: Season turning...
We had our first snow the other day...
The season of autism is almost over.
We had our first snow the other day...
The season of autism is almost over.
#dailygoblin: Mind goblin
I asked if she could read my mind and she just looked at me and said "Ew."
I'm taking that as a "Yes, probably"
When drawing this I saw some art using negative space and decided to experiment.
I asked if she could read my mind and she just looked at me and said "Ew."
I'm taking that as a "Yes, probably"
When drawing this I saw some art using negative space and decided to experiment.
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
#dailygoblin: Mind goblin
I asked if she could read my mind and she just looked at me and said "Ew."
I'm taking that as a "Yes, probably"
When drawing this I saw some art using negative space and decided to experiment.
I asked if she could read my mind and she just looked at me and said "Ew."
I'm taking that as a "Yes, probably"
When drawing this I saw some art using negative space and decided to experiment.
No goblin today, but I did a friend on discord's pony as an apology. Pretty good considering I've drawn like 2 horses in my life.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
No goblin today, but I did a friend on discord's pony as an apology. Pretty good considering I've drawn like 2 horses in my life.
#dailygoblin: Oops
She only found out you were allergic to both balloon rubber AND tomatoes after the 3rd balloon full of ketchup.
She only found out you were allergic to both balloon rubber AND tomatoes after the 3rd balloon full of ketchup.
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
#dailygoblin: Oops
She only found out you were allergic to both balloon rubber AND tomatoes after the 3rd balloon full of ketchup.
She only found out you were allergic to both balloon rubber AND tomatoes after the 3rd balloon full of ketchup.
#dailygoblin: Lake!
The best part about learning to draw is the periodic realization that "wait I can actually draw that thing I couldn't before."
The best part about learning to draw is the periodic realization that "wait I can actually draw that thing I couldn't before."
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
#dailygoblin: Lake!
The best part about learning to draw is the periodic realization that "wait I can actually draw that thing I couldn't before."
The best part about learning to draw is the periodic realization that "wait I can actually draw that thing I couldn't before."
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
#dailygoblin: Cuddle puddle
Just wanted to try drawing a bunch of bodies interacting. Goblins are very communal, so often find themselves grouping up to share a bed even when its not necessary.
Just wanted to try drawing a bunch of bodies interacting. Goblins are very communal, so often find themselves grouping up to share a bed even when its not necessary.
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
#dailygoblin: Cuddle puddle
Just wanted to try drawing a bunch of bodies interacting. Goblins are very communal, so often find themselves grouping up to share a bed even when its not necessary.
Just wanted to try drawing a bunch of bodies interacting. Goblins are very communal, so often find themselves grouping up to share a bed even when its not necessary.
#dailygoblin: Magician!
"There is a key difference between a magus and a magician, boy. A magus forces their will upon realtiy, changing it at a whim. A magician simply tricks others into seeing the world their way. And the greatest magic trick of all is to trick reality into believing it too."
"There is a key difference between a magus and a magician, boy. A magus forces their will upon realtiy, changing it at a whim. A magician simply tricks others into seeing the world their way. And the greatest magic trick of all is to trick reality into believing it too."
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 AM
#dailygoblin: Magician!
"There is a key difference between a magus and a magician, boy. A magus forces their will upon realtiy, changing it at a whim. A magician simply tricks others into seeing the world their way. And the greatest magic trick of all is to trick reality into believing it too."
"There is a key difference between a magus and a magician, boy. A magus forces their will upon realtiy, changing it at a whim. A magician simply tricks others into seeing the world their way. And the greatest magic trick of all is to trick reality into believing it too."
Hey! I'm not dead, just travelling! In the mean time take this mouse cleric of a dead god that that I drew for my friend after a dnd oneshot.
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Hey! I'm not dead, just travelling! In the mean time take this mouse cleric of a dead god that that I drew for my friend after a dnd oneshot.
#Gobtober2025 Day 31: Hell!
Hey its these two again, from Day 24 and day 30. The succubus got literally fucked back to hell and the horny gob got done in exactly how she wanted to.
But hey maybe the afterlife won't be so bad with friends right?
#gobtober #dailygoblin
Hey its these two again, from Day 24 and day 30. The succubus got literally fucked back to hell and the horny gob got done in exactly how she wanted to.
But hey maybe the afterlife won't be so bad with friends right?
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 31, 2025 at 11:01 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 31: Hell!
Hey its these two again, from Day 24 and day 30. The succubus got literally fucked back to hell and the horny gob got done in exactly how she wanted to.
But hey maybe the afterlife won't be so bad with friends right?
#gobtober #dailygoblin
Hey its these two again, from Day 24 and day 30. The succubus got literally fucked back to hell and the horny gob got done in exactly how she wanted to.
But hey maybe the afterlife won't be so bad with friends right?
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 30: Minotaur!
"Like damn girl, what are you even going to DO with all that. Didn't your mother ever teach you to share?":
"I defeated my mother in single combat, and in doing so claimed her harem for myself."
"I'll take that as a resounding 'no' then."
#gobtober #dailygoblin
"Like damn girl, what are you even going to DO with all that. Didn't your mother ever teach you to share?":
"I defeated my mother in single combat, and in doing so claimed her harem for myself."
"I'll take that as a resounding 'no' then."
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 30: Minotaur!
"Like damn girl, what are you even going to DO with all that. Didn't your mother ever teach you to share?":
"I defeated my mother in single combat, and in doing so claimed her harem for myself."
"I'll take that as a resounding 'no' then."
#gobtober #dailygoblin
"Like damn girl, what are you even going to DO with all that. Didn't your mother ever teach you to share?":
"I defeated my mother in single combat, and in doing so claimed her harem for myself."
"I'll take that as a resounding 'no' then."
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 29: Potions!
@huffslove.bsky.social 's goblin potion specifically.
Probably a bad idea to drink mysterious glowing liquid in a bottle if you don't already know what it is.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
@huffslove.bsky.social 's goblin potion specifically.
Probably a bad idea to drink mysterious glowing liquid in a bottle if you don't already know what it is.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 29: Potions!
@huffslove.bsky.social 's goblin potion specifically.
Probably a bad idea to drink mysterious glowing liquid in a bottle if you don't already know what it is.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
@huffslove.bsky.social 's goblin potion specifically.
Probably a bad idea to drink mysterious glowing liquid in a bottle if you don't already know what it is.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 28: Snakes!
After bsky.app/profile/pian...
What you thought the party would abandon her down there?
They distracted the lamia, grabbed the rogue, and fled, triggering every trap that the rogue saved them from on the way in (including a pit of snakes)
#gobtober #dailygoblin
After bsky.app/profile/pian...
What you thought the party would abandon her down there?
They distracted the lamia, grabbed the rogue, and fled, triggering every trap that the rogue saved them from on the way in (including a pit of snakes)
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
#Gobtober2025 Day 28: Snakes!
After bsky.app/profile/pian...
What you thought the party would abandon her down there?
They distracted the lamia, grabbed the rogue, and fled, triggering every trap that the rogue saved them from on the way in (including a pit of snakes)
#gobtober #dailygoblin
After bsky.app/profile/pian...
What you thought the party would abandon her down there?
They distracted the lamia, grabbed the rogue, and fled, triggering every trap that the rogue saved them from on the way in (including a pit of snakes)
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 27: Dullahan!
People are always surprised to find that dullhans can be any race. The only requirement for one to form is that they die in a sufficiently contained singular item of clothing by beheading while having strong regrets and a will to live.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
People are always surprised to find that dullhans can be any race. The only requirement for one to form is that they die in a sufficiently contained singular item of clothing by beheading while having strong regrets and a will to live.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 27: Dullahan!
People are always surprised to find that dullhans can be any race. The only requirement for one to form is that they die in a sufficiently contained singular item of clothing by beheading while having strong regrets and a will to live.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
People are always surprised to find that dullhans can be any race. The only requirement for one to form is that they die in a sufficiently contained singular item of clothing by beheading while having strong regrets and a will to live.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 26: Maid!
They don't keep her around because she's graceful, that's for sure.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
They don't keep her around because she's graceful, that's for sure.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 26: Maid!
They don't keep her around because she's graceful, that's for sure.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
They don't keep her around because she's graceful, that's for sure.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 25: Chains!
~Warning Horny again~
One odd facet of the Grand Dungeon is that there are all sorts of encounters, including some the dungeon's designer didn't come up with.
Usually the dungeon master will try shepherd you away from them, but not always.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
~Warning Horny again~
One odd facet of the Grand Dungeon is that there are all sorts of encounters, including some the dungeon's designer didn't come up with.
Usually the dungeon master will try shepherd you away from them, but not always.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 25: Chains!
~Warning Horny again~
One odd facet of the Grand Dungeon is that there are all sorts of encounters, including some the dungeon's designer didn't come up with.
Usually the dungeon master will try shepherd you away from them, but not always.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
~Warning Horny again~
One odd facet of the Grand Dungeon is that there are all sorts of encounters, including some the dungeon's designer didn't come up with.
Usually the dungeon master will try shepherd you away from them, but not always.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 24: Succubus!
~Warning Horny on main again~
Defeating a devil isn't easy. If you can't beat them through force of arms there are two other ways.
The first is to completely reject the sin upon which they are based. The other is to beat them at it.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
~Warning Horny on main again~
Defeating a devil isn't easy. If you can't beat them through force of arms there are two other ways.
The first is to completely reject the sin upon which they are based. The other is to beat them at it.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 24: Succubus!
~Warning Horny on main again~
Defeating a devil isn't easy. If you can't beat them through force of arms there are two other ways.
The first is to completely reject the sin upon which they are based. The other is to beat them at it.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
~Warning Horny on main again~
Defeating a devil isn't easy. If you can't beat them through force of arms there are two other ways.
The first is to completely reject the sin upon which they are based. The other is to beat them at it.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 23: Athletic!
Its basically cheating to be a goblin, your metabolism is super charged, your body isn't capable of storing that much fat, and your inherent sense of balance is greater than most races.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
Its basically cheating to be a goblin, your metabolism is super charged, your body isn't capable of storing that much fat, and your inherent sense of balance is greater than most races.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 23: Athletic!
Its basically cheating to be a goblin, your metabolism is super charged, your body isn't capable of storing that much fat, and your inherent sense of balance is greater than most races.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
Its basically cheating to be a goblin, your metabolism is super charged, your body isn't capable of storing that much fat, and your inherent sense of balance is greater than most races.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 22: Silhouette!
You didn't even see her stand up, let alone her drawing and sheathing her sword.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
You didn't even see her stand up, let alone her drawing and sheathing her sword.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 22, 2025 at 6:10 AM
#Gobtober2025 Day 22: Silhouette!
You didn't even see her stand up, let alone her drawing and sheathing her sword.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
You didn't even see her stand up, let alone her drawing and sheathing her sword.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
#Gobtober2025 Day 21: Mechanical!
Do not ask her what attachments she has designed for her prosthetic, at least not in public.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
Do not ask her what attachments she has designed for her prosthetic, at least not in public.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
#Gobtober2025 Day 21: Mechanical!
Do not ask her what attachments she has designed for her prosthetic, at least not in public.
#gobtober #dailygoblin
Do not ask her what attachments she has designed for her prosthetic, at least not in public.
#gobtober #dailygoblin