Phorashi
@phorashi.bsky.social
Dad and Space-Stuff enthusiast.
I been playing runescape for 2 decades.
I been playing runescape for 2 decades.
I'm chugging a giant margarita while taking a shit, then hanging some blinds.
Hot dad summer I guess. Let's put some holes in the wall babeeee
Hot dad summer I guess. Let's put some holes in the wall babeeee
July 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I'm chugging a giant margarita while taking a shit, then hanging some blinds.
Hot dad summer I guess. Let's put some holes in the wall babeeee
Hot dad summer I guess. Let's put some holes in the wall babeeee
Blowing up the woke shitter at the hospital (my wife is having surgery [I'm nervous] )
May 8, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Blowing up the woke shitter at the hospital (my wife is having surgery [I'm nervous] )
Kristi 'dog murderer' Noem
Guess all life ain't sacred after all huh?
Get it trending or w/e the equivalent is for skeets.
Guess all life ain't sacred after all huh?
Get it trending or w/e the equivalent is for skeets.
April 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Kristi 'dog murderer' Noem
Guess all life ain't sacred after all huh?
Get it trending or w/e the equivalent is for skeets.
Guess all life ain't sacred after all huh?
Get it trending or w/e the equivalent is for skeets.
Going to Medieval Times with me is like going to amateur wrestling with your kinda slow friend that thinks it's real.
I'm just hootin' and hollerin' with a Cornish hen on one first and a bucket of beer in the other, screaming for blood.
I'm just hootin' and hollerin' with a Cornish hen on one first and a bucket of beer in the other, screaming for blood.
April 1, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Going to Medieval Times with me is like going to amateur wrestling with your kinda slow friend that thinks it's real.
I'm just hootin' and hollerin' with a Cornish hen on one first and a bucket of beer in the other, screaming for blood.
I'm just hootin' and hollerin' with a Cornish hen on one first and a bucket of beer in the other, screaming for blood.
My wife requested that I break the Black Friday protocols and put up the tree early.
I refused until I realized this was my opportunity to get her to clean up her 'treasure' piles.
For every pile of treasures rectified, she can put up the tree one day earlier than black Friday. There's a contract.
I refused until I realized this was my opportunity to get her to clean up her 'treasure' piles.
For every pile of treasures rectified, she can put up the tree one day earlier than black Friday. There's a contract.
November 6, 2023 at 11:16 PM
My wife requested that I break the Black Friday protocols and put up the tree early.
I refused until I realized this was my opportunity to get her to clean up her 'treasure' piles.
For every pile of treasures rectified, she can put up the tree one day earlier than black Friday. There's a contract.
I refused until I realized this was my opportunity to get her to clean up her 'treasure' piles.
For every pile of treasures rectified, she can put up the tree one day earlier than black Friday. There's a contract.
My wife, shouting from the bathroom: "What the fuck, you need to drink more water!"
Jokes on her, that's diarrhea.
Jokes on her, that's diarrhea.
November 4, 2023 at 1:24 PM
My wife, shouting from the bathroom: "What the fuck, you need to drink more water!"
Jokes on her, that's diarrhea.
Jokes on her, that's diarrhea.
Adventures in Cross-Threading, Feat. My wife, part dux.
November 3, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Adventures in Cross-Threading, Feat. My wife, part dux.
Why does Oscar the Grouch look like the world's dankest bud?
November 1, 2023 at 10:27 PM
Why does Oscar the Grouch look like the world's dankest bud?
Painting boyz is slow going. Luckily all the vehicles and shit just get red for go-fasta or yellow for industrial loader vibes.
October 30, 2023 at 11:27 AM
Painting boyz is slow going. Luckily all the vehicles and shit just get red for go-fasta or yellow for industrial loader vibes.
This is my wife, talking about our baby
October 30, 2023 at 11:14 AM
This is my wife, talking about our baby
My favorite un-verified personal opinion/ conspiracy theory is that the push-back against MSG is mostly motivated by anti-asiam racism.
MSG makes everything taste way better.
MSG makes everything taste way better.
October 29, 2023 at 10:10 PM
My favorite un-verified personal opinion/ conspiracy theory is that the push-back against MSG is mostly motivated by anti-asiam racism.
MSG makes everything taste way better.
MSG makes everything taste way better.
Good thing Club God never met my wife before I did. A sonic slushee and some whataburger would have her happy as a clam.
October 28, 2023 at 2:27 PM
Good thing Club God never met my wife before I did. A sonic slushee and some whataburger would have her happy as a clam.
Fellas, is it punk to love your wife and make fun of dipshits that make ball and chain jokes?
October 27, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Fellas, is it punk to love your wife and make fun of dipshits that make ball and chain jokes?
Welcome 2 da nerd zone. (Please send me more Boyz)
October 27, 2023 at 2:09 PM
Welcome 2 da nerd zone. (Please send me more Boyz)
I piss exclusively in the children's urinal at work because it makes me feel like a giant.
October 26, 2023 at 6:23 PM
I piss exclusively in the children's urinal at work because it makes me feel like a giant.
It smells like a whole gang of motherfuckers had a farting party in my bedroom.
It's just my wife and baby in here...
It's just my wife and baby in here...
October 25, 2023 at 1:38 AM
It smells like a whole gang of motherfuckers had a farting party in my bedroom.
It's just my wife and baby in here...
It's just my wife and baby in here...
My baby: Ahh, time for a nap.
My Dog: TIME TO EAT KIBBLE SUPER LOUD, COUGH, THEN SLURP WATER.
ALSO , BARK, I NEED TO GO PISS.
My Dog: TIME TO EAT KIBBLE SUPER LOUD, COUGH, THEN SLURP WATER.
ALSO , BARK, I NEED TO GO PISS.
October 23, 2023 at 8:38 PM
My baby: Ahh, time for a nap.
My Dog: TIME TO EAT KIBBLE SUPER LOUD, COUGH, THEN SLURP WATER.
ALSO , BARK, I NEED TO GO PISS.
My Dog: TIME TO EAT KIBBLE SUPER LOUD, COUGH, THEN SLURP WATER.
ALSO , BARK, I NEED TO GO PISS.
I made 2 apple pies. One with added sugar, one without. They're good.
October 22, 2023 at 10:09 PM
I made 2 apple pies. One with added sugar, one without. They're good.
I bought som Ork Boyz on a whim today and there's so many fucking greeblies...
I don't even play Warhammer, I just like the Ork aesthetic.
In other news, I now own 1000 3mmx1mm rare earth magnets.
I don't even play Warhammer, I just like the Ork aesthetic.
In other news, I now own 1000 3mmx1mm rare earth magnets.
October 22, 2023 at 9:46 PM
I bought som Ork Boyz on a whim today and there's so many fucking greeblies...
I don't even play Warhammer, I just like the Ork aesthetic.
In other news, I now own 1000 3mmx1mm rare earth magnets.
I don't even play Warhammer, I just like the Ork aesthetic.
In other news, I now own 1000 3mmx1mm rare earth magnets.
Pulled 10 ticks off the dog this morning. Looked like 2 female and 8 male adult black-leg ticks.
I wonder how many nymphs there are on him.
I wonder how many nymphs there are on him.
October 22, 2023 at 2:56 PM
Pulled 10 ticks off the dog this morning. Looked like 2 female and 8 male adult black-leg ticks.
I wonder how many nymphs there are on him.
I wonder how many nymphs there are on him.
Lmao, 33 and i just learned about Temple Grandin.
October 22, 2023 at 1:54 PM
Lmao, 33 and i just learned about Temple Grandin.
Looking this fuckin cat.
October 20, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Looking this fuckin cat.
My dog lives for pissing in political yard-signs.
It might say "Vote for Billy Dickchuck and Sarah Plainclothes, the team to save you green!"
He just sees "Please piss on me, I'm so thirsty for dog piss!"
It might say "Vote for Billy Dickchuck and Sarah Plainclothes, the team to save you green!"
He just sees "Please piss on me, I'm so thirsty for dog piss!"
October 20, 2023 at 9:46 AM
My dog lives for pissing in political yard-signs.
It might say "Vote for Billy Dickchuck and Sarah Plainclothes, the team to save you green!"
He just sees "Please piss on me, I'm so thirsty for dog piss!"
It might say "Vote for Billy Dickchuck and Sarah Plainclothes, the team to save you green!"
He just sees "Please piss on me, I'm so thirsty for dog piss!"