Remy (phoestiel)
@phoestiel.bsky.social
Menace. Fic writer. Queer. Izzy Hands enjoyer. He/him. 40.
I originally beta'd A2A, and am going to beta the new version! If you've never read A2A, you'd be ideal!!! Get in touch with @cannibalsnplaid.bsky.social to see if you'd be a good fit!
May 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I originally beta'd A2A, and am going to beta the new version! If you've never read A2A, you'd be ideal!!! Get in touch with @cannibalsnplaid.bsky.social to see if you'd be a good fit!
2nd fic in mine and @catharafox.bsky.social 's Holiverse series, Baby It's Cold Outside. Silverflint origin story for the 'verse
archiveofourown.org/works/64597249
archiveofourown.org/works/64597249
archiveofourown.org
April 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
2nd fic in mine and @catharafox.bsky.social 's Holiverse series, Baby It's Cold Outside. Silverflint origin story for the 'verse
archiveofourown.org/works/64597249
archiveofourown.org/works/64597249
Idk why but Julien cracks me up. Sitting in the office alone at work cackling to myself
February 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Idk why but Julien cracks me up. Sitting in the office alone at work cackling to myself
Remy sums up classic literature
January 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Remy sums up classic literature
It's delightful to me how often @juliensalad.bsky.social and I are on the same page. The longer we know each other, the more we share one brain cell. We have fun tbh
January 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's delightful to me how often @juliensalad.bsky.social and I are on the same page. The longer we know each other, the more we share one brain cell. We have fun tbh
I had a day of nothing. Watched a show with my friend, did laundry. Watched a hockey game. Didn't look at the news. Talked to my partner. Good day.
But the Doom is looming in the background. I needed this day to prepare. I need peace so I can do what's needed. Take your peace, do what's needed.
But the Doom is looming in the background. I needed this day to prepare. I need peace so I can do what's needed. Take your peace, do what's needed.
January 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I had a day of nothing. Watched a show with my friend, did laundry. Watched a hockey game. Didn't look at the news. Talked to my partner. Good day.
But the Doom is looming in the background. I needed this day to prepare. I need peace so I can do what's needed. Take your peace, do what's needed.
But the Doom is looming in the background. I needed this day to prepare. I need peace so I can do what's needed. Take your peace, do what's needed.
My job is weird and I say weird things to my friend in regards to customers' bullshit
January 26, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My job is weird and I say weird things to my friend in regards to customers' bullshit
I'm trying to get my shit together to go to work. I ask in the gc, "How am I supposed to talk about safe, consensual sex when the world is collapsing?"
Friend replies "bc safe consensual sex will help people cope. It's rebellion against the Doom"
So yeah, I'm ready to help folks rebel
Friend replies "bc safe consensual sex will help people cope. It's rebellion against the Doom"
So yeah, I'm ready to help folks rebel
January 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm trying to get my shit together to go to work. I ask in the gc, "How am I supposed to talk about safe, consensual sex when the world is collapsing?"
Friend replies "bc safe consensual sex will help people cope. It's rebellion against the Doom"
So yeah, I'm ready to help folks rebel
Friend replies "bc safe consensual sex will help people cope. It's rebellion against the Doom"
So yeah, I'm ready to help folks rebel
Also, I had a consult with a psychiatrist today. Essentially, she diagnosed me with The Big Sads. Recommended course of treatment is therapy. Which like... didn't need to do a 10 a.m. appt to learn that lol. But at least I have a referral so therapy is going to happen soonish
January 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Also, I had a consult with a psychiatrist today. Essentially, she diagnosed me with The Big Sads. Recommended course of treatment is therapy. Which like... didn't need to do a 10 a.m. appt to learn that lol. But at least I have a referral so therapy is going to happen soonish
THE DOOM WILL NOT GET ME TONIGHT. GONNA WRITE PORN UNTIL THE SLEEP MEDS KICK IN
January 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
THE DOOM WILL NOT GET ME TONIGHT. GONNA WRITE PORN UNTIL THE SLEEP MEDS KICK IN
My ma, very tenderly trying to get me to eat, hands me a bowl of sliced oranges: here you go, my little fruit, have some fruit. Nourish your body so you can keep going.
January 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My ma, very tenderly trying to get me to eat, hands me a bowl of sliced oranges: here you go, my little fruit, have some fruit. Nourish your body so you can keep going.
We have to keep going. We have to find the strength to keep *being*. To my cis allies, to my friends who love and care for us, be vocal. Be loud. Be uncomfortable.
I will fight, even though in this moment I have no hope. But we exist, we have always existed, and we will continue to exist.
I will fight, even though in this moment I have no hope. But we exist, we have always existed, and we will continue to exist.
January 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
We have to keep going. We have to find the strength to keep *being*. To my cis allies, to my friends who love and care for us, be vocal. Be loud. Be uncomfortable.
I will fight, even though in this moment I have no hope. But we exist, we have always existed, and we will continue to exist.
I will fight, even though in this moment I have no hope. But we exist, we have always existed, and we will continue to exist.
Ma: heh heh heh fuckin Billy Bones
Ma: I'd bone him
Me: drink some water, you thirsty bitch
Ma: can I drink Billy
Me: ma I swear to god
Ma: I'd bone him
Me: drink some water, you thirsty bitch
Ma: can I drink Billy
Me: ma I swear to god
January 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Ma: heh heh heh fuckin Billy Bones
Ma: I'd bone him
Me: drink some water, you thirsty bitch
Ma: can I drink Billy
Me: ma I swear to god
Ma: I'd bone him
Me: drink some water, you thirsty bitch
Ma: can I drink Billy
Me: ma I swear to god
"If you're going to behave like children, then I will be your daddy" is like. Jack pls. Pls, Jack. You are the least daddy pirate to ever exist. You are a 2010s theater kid trapped in the 1700s. Be so for real, Jack.
January 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
"If you're going to behave like children, then I will be your daddy" is like. Jack pls. Pls, Jack. You are the least daddy pirate to ever exist. You are a 2010s theater kid trapped in the 1700s. Be so for real, Jack.
SHARK DATE SHARK DATE SHARK DATE
January 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
SHARK DATE SHARK DATE SHARK DATE
What kind of unglued motherfucker turns into a storm with depleted supplies and almost no water?!
Captain James Flint. Absolutely fucking unhinged.
Would still follow him into any storm though. I am also unhinged.
Captain James Flint. Absolutely fucking unhinged.
Would still follow him into any storm though. I am also unhinged.
January 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
What kind of unglued motherfucker turns into a storm with depleted supplies and almost no water?!
Captain James Flint. Absolutely fucking unhinged.
Would still follow him into any storm though. I am also unhinged.
Captain James Flint. Absolutely fucking unhinged.
Would still follow him into any storm though. I am also unhinged.
What a fucking *day*. It's been a Rollercoaster, man. Woke up to an impending sense of dread but still needing to Do Stuff. Leonard Peltier had his sentence commuted. Inauguration. Executive order. That gesture Elon made. The impending sense of Doom and the all consuming grief in advance
January 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What a fucking *day*. It's been a Rollercoaster, man. Woke up to an impending sense of dread but still needing to Do Stuff. Leonard Peltier had his sentence commuted. Inauguration. Executive order. That gesture Elon made. The impending sense of Doom and the all consuming grief in advance
Tell me what's giving you queer joy rn. Can be very small or very large. The Despair is trying to get me and I need to not let it.
My queer joy is the gc with @juliensalad.bsky.social and @omgsammie23.bsky.social we are unhinged and ridiculous and I love y'all so much
My queer joy is the gc with @juliensalad.bsky.social and @omgsammie23.bsky.social we are unhinged and ridiculous and I love y'all so much
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tell me what's giving you queer joy rn. Can be very small or very large. The Despair is trying to get me and I need to not let it.
My queer joy is the gc with @juliensalad.bsky.social and @omgsammie23.bsky.social we are unhinged and ridiculous and I love y'all so much
My queer joy is the gc with @juliensalad.bsky.social and @omgsammie23.bsky.social we are unhinged and ridiculous and I love y'all so much
I love sharing media with my ma, and love sharing media with her. She's currently rewatching Black Sails
January 19, 2025 at 7:12 AM
I love sharing media with my ma, and love sharing media with her. She's currently rewatching Black Sails
I hadn't been able to write since my dad died in October. 2 months of no words, no stories, nothing. Right before Christmas, Jacky proposed an idea and somehow unlocked the words. We wrote 14k on it, then I wrote 4k on my own fic. Plus however many we added to one we're still working on
January 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I hadn't been able to write since my dad died in October. 2 months of no words, no stories, nothing. Right before Christmas, Jacky proposed an idea and somehow unlocked the words. We wrote 14k on it, then I wrote 4k on my own fic. Plus however many we added to one we're still working on
Posted chapter 2 of Break Me, Shake Me, Take Me Over, my Hornigold week fic. Mind the tags, there's physical violence and forced drug use and a noncon bj. There's also a love confession to Iz from CJ tho so idk. It's cute? Except when it's very not cute.
archiveofourown.org/works/565810...
archiveofourown.org/works/565810...
archiveofourown.org
January 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Posted chapter 2 of Break Me, Shake Me, Take Me Over, my Hornigold week fic. Mind the tags, there's physical violence and forced drug use and a noncon bj. There's also a love confession to Iz from CJ tho so idk. It's cute? Except when it's very not cute.
archiveofourown.org/works/565810...
archiveofourown.org/works/565810...
Had the pleasure of listening to this artist tonight. I love her voice omg. Please listen
open.spotify.com/album/4Rq8HH...
open.spotify.com/album/4Rq8HH...
Gateway
Dreamie · Album · 2022 · 11 songs
open.spotify.com
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Had the pleasure of listening to this artist tonight. I love her voice omg. Please listen
open.spotify.com/album/4Rq8HH...
open.spotify.com/album/4Rq8HH...
Ma noticed I don't eat fresh fruit anymore. She reminds me every day and brings it to me. I say "but I *am* a fruit, ma." Today she handed me a banana and said "I KNOW YOU'RE A FRUIT, BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS USE MORE INSIDE YOU. TELL JACKY HI, BTW"
I just ?!?!! Let me live, woman
I just ?!?!! Let me live, woman
January 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Ma noticed I don't eat fresh fruit anymore. She reminds me every day and brings it to me. I say "but I *am* a fruit, ma." Today she handed me a banana and said "I KNOW YOU'RE A FRUIT, BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS USE MORE INSIDE YOU. TELL JACKY HI, BTW"
I just ?!?!! Let me live, woman
I just ?!?!! Let me live, woman
Fic Jack: met in a group chat, started writing together. Spent everyday for months together on Zoom. Pined for me for a year. I had feelings too but didn't say anything bc they're married. Finally talked while writing Hallmark Christmas smut. Been together officially a year. Still write together.
Fucking Friday, can I get a hell yea!
Lemme see your best lookalikes. Don't worry, not everyone can pull off this flavor saver. 👨
Give me ideas for dinner!
And tell Jackie what you think about him.
Lemme see your best lookalikes. Don't worry, not everyone can pull off this flavor saver. 👨
Give me ideas for dinner!
And tell Jackie what you think about him.
January 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Fic Jack: met in a group chat, started writing together. Spent everyday for months together on Zoom. Pined for me for a year. I had feelings too but didn't say anything bc they're married. Finally talked while writing Hallmark Christmas smut. Been together officially a year. Still write together.