Bitcoin is wild because what do you mean a mysterious entity showed up one day saying, “I’ve scattered a finite amount of little coins alllllll over the internet, and if you can find them, you’ll surely have great wealth and prosperity”. I’ve seen Ready Player One. Real original. #bitcoin #jokesbyme

what kind of stock trades do you think your senator has lined up for tomorrow morning? is that what they're working on tonight instead of figuring out how to get those teenagers out of the servers at the treasury?

While I’m NOT going back to TikTok until further notice, IG is NOT a replacement. Wtf is actually going on with reels? I mean it’s a Meta platform so I shouldn’t be surprised it’s rife with AI videos, but come ON.

Random nature photo from my camera roll:
#Pholiotasquarrosa #shaddyscalycap #mushroom #nature

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Oh child of mine, must you repeatedly reach your whole hand into your mouth and make loud gagging noises when we’re at the arboretum? People just came here to look at flowers.

Hi, Bluesky. These are my pets: Buff (female tabby), Tiny (female calico/tabby), Opae’Ula shrimp. Say , “hi” 👋. #pets

You know what they say about a glass of milk; you can’t have one without the udder. #jokesbyme #lactosebaby