@philthy737.bsky.social
A retired software engineer with a published book. Hobbies include, writing, exercise, and reading. I'm an extroverted pacifist. I love my wife, famiy and dogs.
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yeah”, then why isn’t there a “purgatory perhaps”?
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yeah”, then why isn’t there a “purgatory perhaps”?
Taking no chances means wasting your dreams.
January 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Taking no chances means wasting your dreams.
If multiple universes exist, maybe déjà vu is when you’re in perfect sync with yourself from another universe for a brief moment in time.
January 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If multiple universes exist, maybe déjà vu is when you’re in perfect sync with yourself from another universe for a brief moment in time.
Memories are what warm you up from the inside. They're also what tear you apart.
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Memories are what warm you up from the inside. They're also what tear you apart.
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in integrity and ability to affect those around him positively.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in integrity and ability to affect those around him positively.
Growing up, I’ve noticed that a lot of adults who I thought were really smart are actually just full of crap and very confident.
January 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Growing up, I’ve noticed that a lot of adults who I thought were really smart are actually just full of crap and very confident.
Drinking 2 cups of cold water on an empty stomach can boost metabolism by 30%.
January 1, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Drinking 2 cups of cold water on an empty stomach can boost metabolism by 30%.
Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
January 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
I'm really enjoying the college football playoffs!
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm really enjoying the college football playoffs!
What if, instead of honking loudly, cars would say “Ahem.” In a loud, passive aggressive manner?
December 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
What if, instead of honking loudly, cars would say “Ahem.” In a loud, passive aggressive manner?
I wonder if sex toys also come alive in the Toy Story world.
December 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I wonder if sex toys also come alive in the Toy Story world.
“There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for” - J.R.R. Tolkien.
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
“There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for” - J.R.R. Tolkien.
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” - Albert Camus.
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?” - Albert Camus.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
December 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
"Veisalgia" is the medical term for hangover.
December 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Veisalgia" is the medical term for hangover.
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which is never shown.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which is never shown.
Licorice is goth pasta.
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Licorice is goth pasta.
Humans get like 16 hours battery life before you need to charge them.
December 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Humans get like 16 hours battery life before you need to charge them.
If I could lose weight as quick as I lose motivation, then I would be one of the skinniest people on Earth.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If I could lose weight as quick as I lose motivation, then I would be one of the skinniest people on Earth.
For their first theater in 1903, the Warner Brothers had to borrow 99 chairs from the local undertaker.
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
For their first theater in 1903, the Warner Brothers had to borrow 99 chairs from the local undertaker.
Are you always that ugly or were you about to sneeze?
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Are you always that ugly or were you about to sneeze?
Nothing creepier than seeing my neighbor peek through his blinds at 3am while I’m siphoning gas from his car.
December 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Nothing creepier than seeing my neighbor peek through his blinds at 3am while I’m siphoning gas from his car.
I rarely get to demonstrate how good I am at lining up in size order. Kindergarten was a waste.
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I rarely get to demonstrate how good I am at lining up in size order. Kindergarten was a waste.