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Phil Stokes ⫍🐠⫎
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macOS security researcher espousing no one's opinions but my own. Dogged follower of #lufc, at least until the world stops going round (IYKYK).
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Right we are then. #lufc
Home draw against Norwich would be…“fun”. 🫣 #lufc #facup
February 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Home draw against Norwich would be…“fun”. 🫣 #lufc #facup
February 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ll be back in 30 minutes. #lufc
February 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If Leeds are in a relegation battle, then so now are Brighton (how did that happen?) and arguably Palace.

Also, Villa only being able to win 1-0 at home makes me feel better we might come away with something from that game. 🤞 #lufc
February 11, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Liking these results so far. #lufc
February 11, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I assume we’re waiting for them to score again before making changes? #lufc 🤷‍♂️
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Awful first half. This isn’t a game to wait another 29 minutes before changes. #lufc
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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This Sheffield United v Boro game is like a #lufc rejects fever dream. Kalvin has been booked, Rothwell sent off, Bamford on the scoresheet, Ayling CB for Boro and now Leo Hjelde has come on...
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Apple:"macOS Tahoe introduces a stunning new design and Apple Intelligence..."
Need Apple intelligence to find UI elements hidden behind three layers of translucent "Liquid Glass". 🤮
Same for iOS 26... 😡 waiting 12 months in hope iOS 27 returns some sanity.
#howcouldthey #designfail #macOS #ios
February 8, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Left: Reform UK breaks electoral law

Right: Vote Leave break electoral law

Why are there no real and meaningful consequences for breaking electoral law in the UK?
February 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
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My brother just pointed out that that beautiful ball up from Gruev to Bogle last night was a carbon copy of the ball he delivered up to Largie last season against Bristol City. Is consistency…sexy? Judge for yourselves…😘… #lufc
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 PM
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Donald Trump is making China great again | Steven Greenhouse
Donald Trump is making China great again | Steven Greenhouse
The president’s policies have weakened the US’s competitive position and undermined its alliances to China’s advantage
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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EXACTLY. This is the question that UK journalists *should* be asking.
"If Mandelson's links to Jeffrey Epstein disqualifies him from holding power, why does the company controlled by Epstein's business partner and co-owner retain access to the UK's most sensitive national security infrastructure?"

Peter Thiel. Jeffrey Epstein. Palantir. The UK Government.
Jeffrey Epstein Co-Owned Venture Fund with Palantir Founder as it Entered UK Government
The Russian connected convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Shamelessly stolen from some otherwise disreputable social media platform.
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Only two teams have ever led in the EPL 3 times and gone on to lose.

That would be Leeds United and, er, Leeds United.

As for going down, if I'm honest, I still think it's close to 50/50...
February 3, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Also, in more #lookonthebrightside news, no one got poached. Squad in tact for the run-in. 🦾 #lufc
February 2, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Quite aside from our own game, lord knows I’ve watched some piss poor football this game week. SAFC v Burnley at it now like a poor mid-week champo game.
Roll on Friday ffs. 🙄
#lufc
February 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Wolves laughing all the way to the bank. 🤣 “This term has been more difficult for both club and player, with only one of Strand Larsen’s six goals coming in the Premier League – a penalty against Burnley in October….”
#lufc
February 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Yorkshire Water and Northumbrian Water have nearly 200 criminal convictions between them.

On 6 August 2024, Ofwat announced fines of £47m and £17m for sewage dumping.

Headline grabbing fines not paid, will never be paid. Companies claim to have invested.
Public ownership of water is the only way to deliver security, efficiency, investment and value for money
37 years of privatisation has been a disaster
leftfootforward.org
February 2, 2026 at 8:24 AM
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A VPN is not a tool for anonymity, and while it can protect your location from some companies, there are many other ways companies may track you. ssd.eff.org/module/choo...
Choosing the VPN That's Right for You
VPN stands for “Virtual Private Network.” When you connect to a VPN, all data that you send (such as the requests to servers when browsing the web) appears to originate from the VPN itself, rather than your internet service provider (ISP). This masks your IP address, which can be an...
ssd.eff.org
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Two nil and 22 men walking around in shorts, this spurs game. 😤 #lufc
Wonder how much Archie rues that move. 🫠
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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📌 ICYMI — Revealed: Reform UK Crypto Partner’s Ties to Pro-Trump Big Tech and Kemi Badenoch

Nigel Farage's cryptocurrency partner is tied to Trump-supporting tech firms and senior…

https://bylinetimes.com/2026/01/26/revealed-reform-uk-crypto-partners-ties-to-pro-trump-big-tech-and-kemi-badenoch/
Revealed: Reform UK Crypto Partner's Ties to Pro-Trump Big Tech and Kemi Badenoch
Nigel Farage's cryptocurrency partner is tied to Trump-supporting tech firms and senior Conservative figures, reports Nafeez Ahmed
bylinetimes.com
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 PM
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Researchers Find 175,000 Publicly Exposed Ollama AI Servers Across 130 Countries thehackernews.com/2026/01/rese...
Researchers Find 175,000 Publicly Exposed Ollama AI Servers Across 130 Countries
Over 175,000 publicly exposed Ollama AI servers across 130 countries, with many enabling tool calling that allows code execution and LLMjacking abuse.
thehackernews.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Every journalist whose theat model includes this administration/the federal government needs to be aware of this. Signal for desktop + touch ID + they have a warrant = the feds can read any of your signal messages that haven't disappeared.
The FBI was able to access Washington Post reporter Hannah Natanson's Signal messages because she used Signal on her work laptop. The laptop accepted Touch ID for authentication, meaning the agents were allowed to require her to unlock it. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM