Phil Jerky
@philjerky.bsky.social
Tall, beardy, stand-up comedian with Young-onset Parkinson's based in Brum. All views expressed are my own.
Consultant: “Any dips during the day?”
Me: “Houmous”
Consultant: “I meant in terms of
energy and mood”
Me: “Houmous”
Consultant: “I meant in terms of
energy and mood”
August 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Consultant: “Any dips during the day?”
Me: “Houmous”
Consultant: “I meant in terms of
energy and mood”
Me: “Houmous”
Consultant: “I meant in terms of
energy and mood”
Had an excellent gig last night at Allsortz Comedy in Barnet!
A well-run, friendly, and well attended gig with an audience who enjoyed a great lineup of comedians.
My set went down very well, as you can see from the smile on my face!
#standup #parkinsons #disability
A well-run, friendly, and well attended gig with an audience who enjoyed a great lineup of comedians.
My set went down very well, as you can see from the smile on my face!
#standup #parkinsons #disability
June 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Had an excellent gig last night at Allsortz Comedy in Barnet!
A well-run, friendly, and well attended gig with an audience who enjoyed a great lineup of comedians.
My set went down very well, as you can see from the smile on my face!
#standup #parkinsons #disability
A well-run, friendly, and well attended gig with an audience who enjoyed a great lineup of comedians.
My set went down very well, as you can see from the smile on my face!
#standup #parkinsons #disability
Recently I’ve been struggling to put food on the table. I’m fine for money, I just would make a terrible waiter.
#jokes #parkinsons
#jokes #parkinsons
June 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Recently I’ve been struggling to put food on the table. I’m fine for money, I just would make a terrible waiter.
#jokes #parkinsons
#jokes #parkinsons
It’s World Parkinson’s Day.
Why not celebrate by asking someone you know with Parkinson’s if they have tried yoga, cannabis, or turmeric.
#worldparkinsonsday #parkinsons #yopd
Why not celebrate by asking someone you know with Parkinson’s if they have tried yoga, cannabis, or turmeric.
#worldparkinsonsday #parkinsons #yopd
April 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
It’s World Parkinson’s Day.
Why not celebrate by asking someone you know with Parkinson’s if they have tried yoga, cannabis, or turmeric.
#worldparkinsonsday #parkinsons #yopd
Why not celebrate by asking someone you know with Parkinson’s if they have tried yoga, cannabis, or turmeric.
#worldparkinsonsday #parkinsons #yopd
Understanding is like marmite: a little goes a long way. Marmite is better on crumpets though.
#ParkinsonsAwarenessMonth
#ParkinsonsAwarenessMonth
April 9, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Understanding is like marmite: a little goes a long way. Marmite is better on crumpets though.
#ParkinsonsAwarenessMonth
#ParkinsonsAwarenessMonth
April 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This is probably my favourite photo I have from my gigs. To be fair, I normally don’t stand still enough to get a non-blurry one!
March 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
This is probably my favourite photo I have from my gigs. To be fair, I normally don’t stand still enough to get a non-blurry one!
To be fair, it’s a very convincing costume
March 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To be fair, it’s a very convincing costume
Where you can catch me the rest of this month:
Friday 14th: Raw Comedy, Evesham
Sun 16th: Hot Water Comedy Club, Liverpool - New Act Night
Sunday 23rd: Leeds Laughter Lounge
Thurs 7th: The Grin Distillery, Cheltenham
Friday 14th: Raw Comedy, Evesham
Sun 16th: Hot Water Comedy Club, Liverpool - New Act Night
Sunday 23rd: Leeds Laughter Lounge
Thurs 7th: The Grin Distillery, Cheltenham
March 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Where you can catch me the rest of this month:
Friday 14th: Raw Comedy, Evesham
Sun 16th: Hot Water Comedy Club, Liverpool - New Act Night
Sunday 23rd: Leeds Laughter Lounge
Thurs 7th: The Grin Distillery, Cheltenham
Friday 14th: Raw Comedy, Evesham
Sun 16th: Hot Water Comedy Club, Liverpool - New Act Night
Sunday 23rd: Leeds Laughter Lounge
Thurs 7th: The Grin Distillery, Cheltenham
Tonight at Fat Penguin in Moseley was the first of several gigs this month. It’s fair to say it went incredibly well! Brilliant audience and I was buzzing afterwards 🤩
March 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Tonight at Fat Penguin in Moseley was the first of several gigs this month. It’s fair to say it went incredibly well! Brilliant audience and I was buzzing afterwards 🤩
Me as a teenager listening to Rage Against The Machine:
“We gotta take the power back!”
Me in my mid-forties:
“We gotta take a power nap”
“We gotta take the power back!”
Me in my mid-forties:
“We gotta take a power nap”
March 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Me as a teenager listening to Rage Against The Machine:
“We gotta take the power back!”
Me in my mid-forties:
“We gotta take a power nap”
“We gotta take the power back!”
Me in my mid-forties:
“We gotta take a power nap”
Make new friends today by wishing everyone in West England a happy St David’s Day 🌼
March 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Make new friends today by wishing everyone in West England a happy St David’s Day 🌼
“If people don’t respect your boundaries, cut them out of your life”
Ben Stokes
Ben Stokes
February 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
“If people don’t respect your boundaries, cut them out of your life”
Ben Stokes
Ben Stokes
February 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Cashier: can I get an email from you?
Me: I would prefer a paper receipt
Cashier: ok
Me: iwouldpreferapaperreceipt@gmail.com
Me: I would prefer a paper receipt
Cashier: ok
Me: iwouldpreferapaperreceipt@gmail.com
February 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Cashier: can I get an email from you?
Me: I would prefer a paper receipt
Cashier: ok
Me: iwouldpreferapaperreceipt@gmail.com
Me: I would prefer a paper receipt
Cashier: ok
Me: iwouldpreferapaperreceipt@gmail.com
Schools every other day of the year: Please provide a healthy snack for your child.
School discos: Please allow us to fill your child with enough sugar to put a diabetic in a permanent coma.
School discos: Please allow us to fill your child with enough sugar to put a diabetic in a permanent coma.
January 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Schools every other day of the year: Please provide a healthy snack for your child.
School discos: Please allow us to fill your child with enough sugar to put a diabetic in a permanent coma.
School discos: Please allow us to fill your child with enough sugar to put a diabetic in a permanent coma.
January 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
When life gives you lemons, you know it’s time to stop hanging around with weirdos with strange names that randomly hand you fruit. 
January 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
When life gives you lemons, you know it’s time to stop hanging around with weirdos with strange names that randomly hand you fruit. 
Reposted by Phil Jerky
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
December 27, 2024 at 8:37 AM
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
Don’t you hate it when you order a napkin on a plate and it comes with a chocolate cake on top?
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Don’t you hate it when you order a napkin on a plate and it comes with a chocolate cake on top?