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@philius.bsky.social
Biophysicist and @Goldfinchgun.club brass goblin. I like NMR, orphan drugs, and libertarian socialism.
It sucks that spiro has gone out of style because I have buckets of pickles I've made and it's been harder to give them away than it was back in the day
August 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
It sucks that spiro has gone out of style because I have buckets of pickles I've made and it's been harder to give them away than it was back in the day
My sister just published her first 1st author paper, but she's co-1st author. So of course I hit her with "congrats but when can we expect your first real 1st author paper?" Gotta give 'em something to work towards, that's the secret to motivation.
March 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My sister just published her first 1st author paper, but she's co-1st author. So of course I hit her with "congrats but when can we expect your first real 1st author paper?" Gotta give 'em something to work towards, that's the secret to motivation.
Grey's Anatomy is just One Piece for normies
March 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Grey's Anatomy is just One Piece for normies
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
February 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only
If this is the baseline, what the hell did JFK jr do to fuck up so badly he had to go to Brown?
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
If this is the baseline, what the hell did JFK jr do to fuck up so badly he had to go to Brown?
I'm stealing this
My school teacher wife uses ChatGPT to make incorrect answers for multiple choice quizzes because it is better that being confidently wrong than anything else.
December 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I'm stealing this
My hobbies include tormenting small animals (walking around with my cat in a baby bjorn) and creating booby traps (training my kitten to bite every second hand that scratches his belly).
December 17, 2024 at 2:53 PM
My hobbies include tormenting small animals (walking around with my cat in a baby bjorn) and creating booby traps (training my kitten to bite every second hand that scratches his belly).
Since my aesthetic preferences are definitionally good, anything that doesn't comport with them is definitionally bad. Anyways everyone responsible for the new 3D Lion King belongs in the Hague.
December 17, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Since my aesthetic preferences are definitionally good, anything that doesn't comport with them is definitionally bad. Anyways everyone responsible for the new 3D Lion King belongs in the Hague.
Do you think anyone with a seal fursona has ever lost their ears to frostbite?
December 13, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Do you think anyone with a seal fursona has ever lost their ears to frostbite?
The best grade I ever got on an exam in undergrad was on an analytical chem lab practical the day after partying literally all night, which I do in fact think deserved applause.
December 11, 2024 at 10:19 PM
The best grade I ever got on an exam in undergrad was on an analytical chem lab practical the day after partying literally all night, which I do in fact think deserved applause.
We were talking about Wicked at work and realized that my intern didn't know who Kristin Chenoweth was. And when I asked if she knew who Idina Menzel was she said "isn't she the one from frozen?" So of course I banished her to the hot room to think about what she's done.
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 PM
We were talking about Wicked at work and realized that my intern didn't know who Kristin Chenoweth was. And when I asked if she knew who Idina Menzel was she said "isn't she the one from frozen?" So of course I banished her to the hot room to think about what she's done.
Physicians really should be more appreciative when you try to empathize with them
March 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Physicians really should be more appreciative when you try to empathize with them
It's wild how little we know about brains. Like, what passes for rational drug design with psychiatric medications is basically flipping switches in the breaker box and hoping that the light you want turns on somewhere in the house.
November 30, 2023 at 5:17 PM
It's wild how little we know about brains. Like, what passes for rational drug design with psychiatric medications is basically flipping switches in the breaker box and hoping that the light you want turns on somewhere in the house.
In "the kids are alright" news, one of my students immediately started planning his Kissinger is Dead party and complaining that it'll have to wait until after finals. Figures Kissinger would get one last fuck you in on his way out by dying at such an inconvenient time
November 30, 2023 at 4:27 AM
In "the kids are alright" news, one of my students immediately started planning his Kissinger is Dead party and complaining that it'll have to wait until after finals. Figures Kissinger would get one last fuck you in on his way out by dying at such an inconvenient time
Normally my "prosopagnosia-but-with-names" is just annoying, but it occasionally has its moments. A friend from college came out as trans and I realized gun to my head I could not tell you her deadname
November 28, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Normally my "prosopagnosia-but-with-names" is just annoying, but it occasionally has its moments. A friend from college came out as trans and I realized gun to my head I could not tell you her deadname
My intern splashed me with β-mercaptoethanol. How's your day going?
November 1, 2023 at 9:48 PM
My intern splashed me with β-mercaptoethanol. How's your day going?
My sister told me that she was venting to our mother about how shocking and incomprehensible it is that so many people she thought were reasonable are now spouting ridiculous falsehoods and propaganda about the occupation.
October 18, 2023 at 10:32 PM
My sister told me that she was venting to our mother about how shocking and incomprehensible it is that so many people she thought were reasonable are now spouting ridiculous falsehoods and propaganda about the occupation.
My coworker and me trying a new protocol for the first time while our PIs are away at a conference
October 16, 2023 at 1:52 PM
My coworker and me trying a new protocol for the first time while our PIs are away at a conference
Yesterday I jokingly told a straight friend that baking was gay and he isn't allowed to appropriate it, but in all seriousness it's pretty wild how much the connotation of "that's so gay" has changed in my lifetime.
August 26, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Yesterday I jokingly told a straight friend that baking was gay and he isn't allowed to appropriate it, but in all seriousness it's pretty wild how much the connotation of "that's so gay" has changed in my lifetime.
I love having normal conversations with my father at a normal Jewish volume because whenever my gentile fiancee overhears them I get "wait so are you guys fighting?"
July 31, 2023 at 1:28 AM
I love having normal conversations with my father at a normal Jewish volume because whenever my gentile fiancee overhears them I get "wait so are you guys fighting?"
Whenever I see MDs yelling at DNPs for calling themselves doctors, I consider it my duty to jump in and inform the MD that a doctorate is a research degree and really physicians have no business calling themselves doctors unless they're an MD-PhD. It's just misleading.
July 29, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Whenever I see MDs yelling at DNPs for calling themselves doctors, I consider it my duty to jump in and inform the MD that a doctorate is a research degree and really physicians have no business calling themselves doctors unless they're an MD-PhD. It's just misleading.
If anyone has a secret trick for keeping pet geese from pooping in a kiddie pool I will buy it for one billion dollars
July 27, 2023 at 8:31 PM
If anyone has a secret trick for keeping pet geese from pooping in a kiddie pool I will buy it for one billion dollars