Philip Tarning
philipta.bsky.social
Philip Tarning
@philipta.bsky.social
Energy meteorologist.
Cares a lot about cycling, handball, weather and climate
From 🇩🇰 lives and works in 🇳🇱
The Onion er blevet for urealistisk på det seneste.
January 13, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Am I the only one feeling even by his standards, that Trump guy has completely lost his senses this year?
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Fordi det sneede i går, vil det tage mig halvanden time at komme ud hvor håndboldherrerne spiller i aften i seneste for tre kvarter. Og tør ikke tænke hvordan det vil blive at komme hjem.

Jeg synes vi skal invadere Holland. Bare send et par sneplove, så vinder vi.
January 8, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Jeg synes vi i denne tid skal glæde os over al den amerikanske goodwill vi fik for at gå med i deres ulovlige krig i Irak.
Det var på alle punkter en super god beslutning.
January 7, 2026 at 5:10 PM
The Trump administration openly says that “military is always an option” to annex Greenland. That would be using the military against a NATO ally.
That’s so f***ed up!
www.reuters.com/world/trump-...
Trump discussing how to acquire Greenland; US military always an option, White House says
U.S. President Donald Trump and his team are discussing options for acquiring Greenland and the use of the U.S. military in furtherance of the goal is "always an option," the White House said on Tuesd...
www.reuters.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Just correctly identified São Tomé and Príncipe in GeoGuessr.
Didn’t even know it was on, but the only thing that would look like that and speak Portuguese.
January 6, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Apparently, you can’t email NS International.
They made a chatbot, and when that can’t help you, it tells you to wait ~10 minutes for a human.
No updates for 1/2 hour after that.
If I could just write them an email, that’d be great. I’m in no rush for a response. But this way I’m never getting one.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
If somebody wanted to invade the Netherlands, the most effective weapon would be 10 cm of snow.

My Scandinavian mind can’t comprehend that people here think this is something crazy.
January 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Michael Mørkøv inducted to Danish sports’ hall of fame!
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It’s crazy that 100% of the FIFA peace prize winners attacked another country less than one month after winning the prize.
Such bad luck for FIFA who had thought long and hard about who should win this prestigious award.
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Missede jeg det, eller sagde statsministeren INTET om klima? #dkpol #dkgreen
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Så går turen hjem igen til Utrecht efter en dejlig juleferie.
Først en tur med IC3-toget til Odense.
December 28, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Det bedste ved julen er risalamande.
Arh ok, nok min familie.
Men derefter risalamande. 😋
December 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Så går turen hjemad.
Min vogn var forrest på det lange tog, så nåede ikke en selfie på perronen.
Første tog er ICE fra Utrecht til Duisburg.
December 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
2026-sæsonen kan godt gå hen og blive lidt kedelig.
🇸🇮 Tadej Pogacar set a new 🇪🇸 Coll de Rates record yesterday with a time of 11:57! 🔥

📰 domestiquecycling.com/en/news/tade...

📸 Harry Talbot
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 AM
About time. It’s long been illogical that contracts follows the calendar year, when the peloton is more like November to November.
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Vanvittigt at dansk politik er så langt ude, at denne slags meldinger er blevet normaliserede og ikke udløser nogen debat hvor absurd uproportionel en straf det er at ville fratage folk statsborgerskab.
Skal vi også tage statsborgerskabet fra folk dømt i rigsretten?
www.berlingske.dk/politik/vens...
Venstre er klar til historisk opgør, der ændrer dansk udlændingepolitik
Venstres tålmodighed med regeringens forsøg på at få ændret de internationale konventioner indefra er ved at rinde ud. »Helt sorte« konventioner må ikke stå i vejen for en stram udlændingepolitik, og ...
www.berlingske.dk
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Morten Messerschmidt er Danmarks med krænkelsesparate snefnug.
November 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
What a great solo win by Pogacar.

Schedule this post to around 16:45CEST.
October 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
www.dr.dk/nyheder/vejr...
Kan vi også lære den at feje med koste?
Stormen Amy kastede med sten
Unik vindretning sendte store sten ind over Skagens havn under stormen Amy.
www.dr.dk
October 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
80 km to go and Pogacar hasn’t gone solo yet.
It’s over.
He’s washed.
October 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Så er det i dag Vingegaard og Skjelmose giver Pogacar baghjul og sikrer dansk EM-guld.
Det glæder jeg mig til at se.
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 AM
This sounds like something happening in Germany a bit less than 100 years ago.
This passage nearly broke me.
September 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Vi er enige om at kombinationen af Vingegaard og Skjelmose banker Pogacar på søndag?
September 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM