Philip Simon Comedian
@philipscomedy.bsky.social
I have 2 amazing opinions. All children are my own!
🎗️BRING🎗️THEM🎗️HOME🎗️NOW!🎗️
https://linktr.ee/PhilipsComedy
🎗️BRING🎗️THEM🎗️HOME🎗️NOW!🎗️
https://linktr.ee/PhilipsComedy
Sorry to hear that Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet! 😢
October 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Sorry to hear that Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet! 😢
Reposted by Philip Simon Comedian
We really enjoyed having Shall I Compere Thee In A Funny Way? at the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social - would recommend the show to any @edfringe.bsky.social venue. If you have children, School's Out Comedy Club is fantastic - hope you can bring both shows back to us next year!
Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth.
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August 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We really enjoyed having Shall I Compere Thee In A Funny Way? at the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social - would recommend the show to any @edfringe.bsky.social venue. If you have children, School's Out Comedy Club is fantastic - hope you can bring both shows back to us next year!
Reposted by Philip Simon Comedian
Regardless of what you think of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, this is not a good look for the Edinburgh Fringe, or for the UK.
Antisemitism is real, and terrifying. The situation in Gaza is horrific. Both things can be true.
Discrimination is not the way to peace, anywhere.
Antisemitism is real, and terrifying. The situation in Gaza is horrific. Both things can be true.
Discrimination is not the way to peace, anywhere.
Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth.
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July 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Regardless of what you think of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, this is not a good look for the Edinburgh Fringe, or for the UK.
Antisemitism is real, and terrifying. The situation in Gaza is horrific. Both things can be true.
Discrimination is not the way to peace, anywhere.
Antisemitism is real, and terrifying. The situation in Gaza is horrific. Both things can be true.
Discrimination is not the way to peace, anywhere.
Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth.
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July 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth.
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Reposted by Philip Simon Comedian
Posters and flyers from some of our @buxtonfringe.bsky.social shows! Leamprov, Samantha Day, @philipscomedy.bsky.social and Black Liver. Have you seen them in the wild, yet?
June 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Posters and flyers from some of our @buxtonfringe.bsky.social shows! Leamprov, Samantha Day, @philipscomedy.bsky.social and Black Liver. Have you seen them in the wild, yet?
Reposted by Philip Simon Comedian
We're so excited to have last year's @buxtonfringe.bsky.social Children's Event Award winner back! @philipscomedy.bsky.social returns with SCHOOL'S OUT COMEDY CLUB. Excellent end of term fun where kids take the mic and share their best (and worst) jokes 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/school...
June 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We're so excited to have last year's @buxtonfringe.bsky.social Children's Event Award winner back! @philipscomedy.bsky.social returns with SCHOOL'S OUT COMEDY CLUB. Excellent end of term fun where kids take the mic and share their best (and worst) jokes 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/school...
Happy Pride Month to all those who celebrate (which let’s face it, should be all of you!)
#Pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq #lgbtqiapride❤️💛💚💙💜 #Ally
#Pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq #lgbtqiapride❤️💛💚💙💜 #Ally
June 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Happy Pride Month to all those who celebrate (which let’s face it, should be all of you!)
#Pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq #lgbtqiapride❤️💛💚💙💜 #Ally
#Pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq #lgbtqiapride❤️💛💚💙💜 #Ally
For some reason whenever I see Donald Trump making this pose, it’s not the power salute he seems to think it is!
May 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
For some reason whenever I see Donald Trump making this pose, it’s not the power salute he seems to think it is!
🎉Getting in before the networks get clogged up at midnight to wish everyone a Happy New Tax Year! 🎊
April 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🎉Getting in before the networks get clogged up at midnight to wish everyone a Happy New Tax Year! 🎊
Often accused of not doing enough to keep women safe, it’s good to see the police are finally back on brand!
April 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Often accused of not doing enough to keep women safe, it’s good to see the police are finally back on brand!
Look how delighted all the kids are to hear School’s Out Comedy Club is coming back to a number of Fringes this year!
Want some more info...?
Then...WATCH THIS SPACE! 👀
Want some more info...?
Then...WATCH THIS SPACE! 👀
March 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Look how delighted all the kids are to hear School’s Out Comedy Club is coming back to a number of Fringes this year!
Want some more info...?
Then...WATCH THIS SPACE! 👀
Want some more info...?
Then...WATCH THIS SPACE! 👀
Oh, right! So he’s no problem when the economy transitions! Double standards!
March 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Oh, right! So he’s no problem when the economy transitions! Double standards!
Sorry mum, we’re now under someone else’s wing!
Jew Talkin' To Me has joined the Podomedy mishpacha 🥯
In this comedy chat show, @rachcreeger.bsky.social and the puntastic @philipscomedy.bsky.social serve up more charm than your mother's chicken soup.
What are you waiting for? Subscribe already! 🎙️
shows.acast.com/jewtalkin
In this comedy chat show, @rachcreeger.bsky.social and the puntastic @philipscomedy.bsky.social serve up more charm than your mother's chicken soup.
What are you waiting for? Subscribe already! 🎙️
shows.acast.com/jewtalkin
February 14, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Sorry mum, we’re now under someone else’s wing!
Reposted by Philip Simon Comedian
Super excited to start our journey with @podomedy.bsky.social after wandering through the #podcast desert with @philipscomedy.bsky.social for what feels like 40 years!
Jew Talkin' To Me has joined the Podomedy mishpacha 🥯
In this comedy chat show, @rachcreeger.bsky.social and the puntastic @philipscomedy.bsky.social serve up more charm than your mother's chicken soup.
What are you waiting for? Subscribe already! 🎙️
shows.acast.com/jewtalkin
In this comedy chat show, @rachcreeger.bsky.social and the puntastic @philipscomedy.bsky.social serve up more charm than your mother's chicken soup.
What are you waiting for? Subscribe already! 🎙️
shows.acast.com/jewtalkin
February 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Super excited to start our journey with @podomedy.bsky.social after wandering through the #podcast desert with @philipscomedy.bsky.social for what feels like 40 years!
I wrote a thing about podcasting.
www.philipsimon.co.uk/post/the-joy...
Have a read...or don't...I can't make you!
www.philipsimon.co.uk/post/the-joy...
Have a read...or don't...I can't make you!
The Joys of Podcasting: A Personal Journey with "Jew Talkin' To Me?"
Podcasting is more than just a trend—it's a way for people to connect, laugh, learn, and share stories that matter.
www.philipsimon.co.uk
February 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I wrote a thing about podcasting.
www.philipsimon.co.uk/post/the-joy...
Have a read...or don't...I can't make you!
www.philipsimon.co.uk/post/the-joy...
Have a read...or don't...I can't make you!
I was #TodayYearsOld when I realised ... fuel gauges in cars have an arrow that points to which side of your car you need to fill up your petrol tank!
Your turn...
Your turn...
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was #TodayYearsOld when I realised ... fuel gauges in cars have an arrow that points to which side of your car you need to fill up your petrol tank!
Your turn...
Your turn...
Saturday 8th February @ 8:40pm at the @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social with Jokes on Us at The Real Ale Classroom (Rutland Street)
Free entry (PWYW)
Either turn up on the night or reserve yourself a free ticket (and protect my sanity by knowing how many people might be coming) from the link in my bio.
Free entry (PWYW)
Either turn up on the night or reserve yourself a free ticket (and protect my sanity by knowing how many people might be coming) from the link in my bio.
February 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Saturday 8th February @ 8:40pm at the @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social with Jokes on Us at The Real Ale Classroom (Rutland Street)
Free entry (PWYW)
Either turn up on the night or reserve yourself a free ticket (and protect my sanity by knowing how many people might be coming) from the link in my bio.
Free entry (PWYW)
Either turn up on the night or reserve yourself a free ticket (and protect my sanity by knowing how many people might be coming) from the link in my bio.
When you gig in a cinema and realise the current release of films totally reflects the comedy industry!
February 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
When you gig in a cinema and realise the current release of films totally reflects the comedy industry!
New Business Idea:
You send me your posts first and I correct the grammar before you post them.
No charge, just feel it might help my mental health!
You send me your posts first and I correct the grammar before you post them.
No charge, just feel it might help my mental health!
February 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
New Business Idea:
You send me your posts first and I correct the grammar before you post them.
No charge, just feel it might help my mental health!
You send me your posts first and I correct the grammar before you post them.
No charge, just feel it might help my mental health!
So Donald Trump is the 45th & the 47th President of the USA. Looks like it’ll be pretty easy to crack MAGA’s PIN numbers then!
January 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM
So Donald Trump is the 45th & the 47th President of the USA. Looks like it’ll be pretty easy to crack MAGA’s PIN numbers then!
Always great fans of Dangermouse, the French are delighted to see Le Pen fold!
French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...
French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...
French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96
Le Pen - an unrepentant extremist on race, gender and immigration - founded the far-right National Front in 1972.
www.bbc.com
January 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Always great fans of Dangermouse, the French are delighted to see Le Pen fold!
French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...
French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...
Time to retire this pun then:
People in Canada eat gluten-free bread. Except in the prime minister‘s house where it’s just in true dough!
🪦
#JustinTrudeau
People in Canada eat gluten-free bread. Except in the prime minister‘s house where it’s just in true dough!
🪦
#JustinTrudeau
January 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Time to retire this pun then:
People in Canada eat gluten-free bread. Except in the prime minister‘s house where it’s just in true dough!
🪦
#JustinTrudeau
People in Canada eat gluten-free bread. Except in the prime minister‘s house where it’s just in true dough!
🪦
#JustinTrudeau
December 31, 2024 at 11:35 AM
Bill Nye’s full name is William New Year’s Eve.
a man in a lab coat and bow tie with the words bill nye saves the world above him
ALT: a man in a lab coat and bow tie with the words bill nye saves the world above him
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Bill Nye’s full name is William New Year’s Eve.
🎄🎵I don't want a lot for Christmas🎵🎄
There is just one thing I need
Just so I can put the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want all that you owe
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Pay my bloody invoices, yoo hoo!
🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄
There is just one thing I need
Just so I can put the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want all that you owe
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Pay my bloody invoices, yoo hoo!
🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
🎄🎵I don't want a lot for Christmas🎵🎄
There is just one thing I need
Just so I can put the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want all that you owe
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Pay my bloody invoices, yoo hoo!
🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄
There is just one thing I need
Just so I can put the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want all that you owe
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Pay my bloody invoices, yoo hoo!
🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄