philip morris
@philipmorris.bsky.social
i’m not entirely sure i exist
it’s a fuzz circuit, but it started out as a toaster
February 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
it’s a fuzz circuit, but it started out as a toaster
channeling my inner marilyn monroe: waking up and smoking a menthol in bed and smelling bad
April 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
channeling my inner marilyn monroe: waking up and smoking a menthol in bed and smelling bad
Reposted by philip morris
hi it’s John, I’m calling from the Committee to Get People to Start Referring to Their Cell Phones As “My Telephone.” Can I count on your support today
April 26, 2024 at 3:01 AM
hi it’s John, I’m calling from the Committee to Get People to Start Referring to Their Cell Phones As “My Telephone.” Can I count on your support today
got high and started watching that new show about the rugby team who ate eachother but i feel bad because i just had a turkey sandwich
January 6, 2024 at 7:49 AM
got high and started watching that new show about the rugby team who ate eachother but i feel bad because i just had a turkey sandwich
is bluesky dead yet
January 6, 2024 at 7:37 AM
is bluesky dead yet
cigarettes cause CANCER! but CANCER has been around for decades, you know who hasn't? BIG VAPE! and we don't know ANYTHNING ABOUT THEM!
- philip morris
- philip morris
November 14, 2023 at 4:43 AM
cigarettes cause CANCER! but CANCER has been around for decades, you know who hasn't? BIG VAPE! and we don't know ANYTHNING ABOUT THEM!
- philip morris
- philip morris
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November 14, 2023 at 4:27 AM
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