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Please tip! I need that munny, I really do. How else do you expect me to pay off all those Amazon payment plans? http://restream.philburnell.com for gameplay.

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They're going to release the Henry Epstein files today which is why Sir Asmond is not responding to DSP.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Phil milking the roach king for all he can today
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The failure of the marathon is Comcast's fault. The marathon was supposed to be yesterday but Phil had to push it to today!
September 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Anon tips him $20 and gets him to $399. He is stalling for that dollar.

We should just have a stalling begging marathon instead of these game marathons.
September 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm tired and if I drink coffee now it will negate any shots I take later. So do I drink coffee or are you going to tip me to take some shots?
September 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
With viewers dragging their feet, Phil can't drink enough to get a buzz.
September 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The marathon isn't doing very good because the games picked aren't so bad that its entertaining. They're only boringly bad games.
September 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
DSPs bad game marathon consists of him complaining the game he's playing is bad
September 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
If semantic syde Phil cannot NOT work for a week due to internet issues, doesn't that mean there is no problem with an extended outage?

Two nots make a positive statement.
September 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Phil is upset his "upgraded" internet isn't any faster.

Dude, that's not how it works. They upgrade the infrastructure and then light it up later
September 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Phil saved his community because he notified the HOA the internet wasn't working. Their front gate opens using an app and without internet wouldn't have worked and people wouldn't get their deliveries and door dash.
September 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
September 8 2025

"I dont have a back injury"
September 9, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Can you do a DSP Tries it of Mexican Coke?

No! I don't do drugs. Thanks for the khantribution.
September 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Salmon is red, therefore it is red fish and just as bad as red meat.
REDCREATE
REDCREATE herättää henkiin asiantuntijaorganisaatiosi brändin ja monikanavaisen markkinointiviestinnän.
red.fish
August 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Peepul have been calling LTG the White DSP.
August 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was asked how today's training was today and I responded "meaningful".

It was met with approving nods from management.
July 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Phil when a restaurant makes him register for an account: you stupid lazy idiots who dont know how to run a business

Phil when someone asks for his restreaming rate card: tell me who you are
July 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Some hyperfixated Theo theories are that Linda died.

If this is true, remember Phil's great display of empathy when he told us all that "peepul die all the time. Big whoop"
July 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
4 days into this "sochual experiment" and look at that, Detractors are still pumping out the khantent. So much for for proving detrathers will wither when he stops.
July 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Phil's local NFL team is the Washington Commanders FKA Redskins.
July 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
DSP forking his Jollibee spaghetti: how do I eat this?

Apparently you eat Philipino spaghetti differently from Italian spaghetti
July 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
The gravy negates the spiciness of the chicken and makes it too messy. You need to eat it with a bib.
July 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM