Blitz
@phatelf.bsky.social
Poker player, gamer, sometime actor and general degenerate.
Gen-X and 99.9% misanthrope.
I don't care about your sport.
Pōneke Aotearoa
Gen-X and 99.9% misanthrope.
I don't care about your sport.
Pōneke Aotearoa
Reposted by Blitz
2 year old 4k tv just decided to start dying.
How can it be happening after only 2 years?
Sorry @sumsung.bsky.social never buying anything from you again.
How can it be happening after only 2 years?
Sorry @sumsung.bsky.social never buying anything from you again.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
2 year old 4k tv just decided to start dying.
How can it be happening after only 2 years?
Sorry @sumsung.bsky.social never buying anything from you again.
How can it be happening after only 2 years?
Sorry @sumsung.bsky.social never buying anything from you again.
What the actual fuck ‽
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What the actual fuck ‽
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Gasp....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
Gasp...
Fuck no.
Gasp....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
Gasp...
Fuck no.
August 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Gasp....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
Gasp...
Fuck no.
Gasp....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
Gasp...
Fuck no.
Sometimes 'the news' just warms the heart.
August 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sometimes 'the news' just warms the heart.
Ah,
'Covfefe'
simpler times.
'Covfefe'
simpler times.
June 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Ah,
'Covfefe'
simpler times.
'Covfefe'
simpler times.
Brain rotted cult coded sycophants.
All of them.
All of them.
May 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Brain rotted cult coded sycophants.
All of them.
All of them.
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I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place.
A thread.
Remember when Elon tried to pull out of buying Twitter?
and Twitter made him buy it via a court case.
Sigh.
and Twitter made him buy it via a court case.
Sigh.
November 25, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Remember when Elon tried to pull out of buying Twitter?
and Twitter made him buy it via a court case.
Sigh.
and Twitter made him buy it via a court case.
Sigh.
The look I gave the other place when leaving.
a man in an orange shirt is making a funny face while standing next to a door
ALT: a man in an orange shirt is making a funny face while standing next to a door
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2024 at 1:34 AM
The look I gave the other place when leaving.
A lot pages/profiles are not loading for me here today.
This is a good thing. It means the influx of new users are actually using BSky.
It also helps devs troubleshoot issues before another 15 million arrive.
30 mill by Xmas?
This is a good thing. It means the influx of new users are actually using BSky.
It also helps devs troubleshoot issues before another 15 million arrive.
30 mill by Xmas?
November 14, 2024 at 10:28 PM
A lot pages/profiles are not loading for me here today.
This is a good thing. It means the influx of new users are actually using BSky.
It also helps devs troubleshoot issues before another 15 million arrive.
30 mill by Xmas?
This is a good thing. It means the influx of new users are actually using BSky.
It also helps devs troubleshoot issues before another 15 million arrive.
30 mill by Xmas?
Yup.
Tis comfy.
Tis comfy.
a man is sitting in a chair with his feet up and eating a hamburger
ALT: a man is sitting in a chair with his feet up and eating a hamburger
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Yup.
Tis comfy.
Tis comfy.
Hmm, feels nice over here.
Mind if I put my feet up and chill for a bit?
Mind if I put my feet up and chill for a bit?
November 13, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Hmm, feels nice over here.
Mind if I put my feet up and chill for a bit?
Mind if I put my feet up and chill for a bit?