Phallographer
@phallographer.bsky.social
Queer artist and Chicago’s curliest mullet. Hand-painted wearables and drawings of fine meats. https://linktr.ee/Phallographer
Another pet commission on the books! Olive - 9x12” - graphite on Arches hot press watercolor paper.
February 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Another pet commission on the books! Olive - 9x12” - graphite on Arches hot press watercolor paper.
My latest pet portraits. Elizabethan ladies giving regal face 👑
January 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My latest pet portraits. Elizabethan ladies giving regal face 👑
Also - Esty banned me permanently (and rejected my appeal) for selling prints of my drawings, so now I’m looking for alternative storefronts that integrate with printful. Artists with recommendations - dm me!
January 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Also - Esty banned me permanently (and rejected my appeal) for selling prints of my drawings, so now I’m looking for alternative storefronts that integrate with printful. Artists with recommendations - dm me!
I’ve been making pet portraits lately! I did these as Christmas gifts for family and got several commissions as a result. I’ll be making a pet portrait profile separate from this one since the two genres don’t exactly mesh well. Stay tuned!
January 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve been making pet portraits lately! I did these as Christmas gifts for family and got several commissions as a result. I’ll be making a pet portrait profile separate from this one since the two genres don’t exactly mesh well. Stay tuned!
Meet Edgeward! I found him at a thrift store and thought I could paint on a little holiday cheer 🎄🎁
December 12, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Meet Edgeward! I found him at a thrift store and thought I could paint on a little holiday cheer 🎄🎁
A 360° view of my hand-painted leather garrison hat, which is a nod to all the #leathermen who flag yellow! #leather #kink #flaggingyellow #pissplay #piss #garrison #hat #fetish #goldenshower
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
A 360° view of my hand-painted leather garrison hat, which is a nod to all the #leathermen who flag yellow! #leather #kink #flaggingyellow #pissplay #piss #garrison #hat #fetish #goldenshower
Hand painted leather garrison hat, a nod to those who flag yellow ☔️😈. #leather #piss #kink #leatherman #painted #garrisonhat
December 2, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Hand painted leather garrison hat, a nod to those who flag yellow ☔️😈. #leather #piss #kink #leatherman #painted #garrisonhat
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Happy to hear this. 🦋
November 15, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Happy to hear this. 🦋
A recent commission, slightly cropped for privacy. Revisiting my trippy nature influences. (11x14” graphite on bristol)
November 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
A recent commission, slightly cropped for privacy. Revisiting my trippy nature influences. (11x14” graphite on bristol)
My love letter to Honcho Campout. 18x24” graphite on Bristol.
November 11, 2024 at 3:56 AM
My love letter to Honcho Campout. 18x24” graphite on Bristol.
My most recent hand painted singlet commission. Love working on stretch cotton!
November 11, 2024 at 3:52 AM
My most recent hand painted singlet commission. Love working on stretch cotton!
Hand painted denim shorts (this one is still available!)
November 11, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Hand painted denim shorts (this one is still available!)
Hand painted denim shorts with my dick motif.
November 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Hand painted denim shorts with my dick motif.
Bleached and Painted denim shorts
November 11, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Bleached and Painted denim shorts
More singlet Dicks and a viral PSA I made while at Honcho Campout
November 11, 2024 at 3:28 AM
More singlet Dicks and a viral PSA I made while at Honcho Campout
I started painting singlets and athletic wear this past summer.
November 11, 2024 at 3:26 AM
I started painting singlets and athletic wear this past summer.
Some 2024 ink and marker drawings of my friends.
November 11, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Some 2024 ink and marker drawings of my friends.
This 18x24" graphite and charcoal portrait is my vision of Utica (the drag queen) in a gown styled after the ethereal Luna Moth.
November 11, 2024 at 3:22 AM
This 18x24" graphite and charcoal portrait is my vision of Utica (the drag queen) in a gown styled after the ethereal Luna Moth.
@jamesfalciano.bsky.social and I did an artist trade of portraits of each other. This graphite and charcoal drawing was the largest I've ever gone at the time (24x36"). (Dec 2023)
November 11, 2024 at 3:18 AM
@jamesfalciano.bsky.social and I did an artist trade of portraits of each other. This graphite and charcoal drawing was the largest I've ever gone at the time (24x36"). (Dec 2023)
Some beautiful men commissioned me to draw them. All graphite on Bristol paper. (2023)
November 11, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Some beautiful men commissioned me to draw them. All graphite on Bristol paper. (2023)
Marker drawings from 2023.
November 11, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Marker drawings from 2023.
Jumped into color for a while! (2023)
November 11, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Jumped into color for a while! (2023)
Early 2023 drawings. Started to dabble in colored pencil and more digital.
November 11, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Early 2023 drawings. Started to dabble in colored pencil and more digital.
More penises, greek mythology, and a jellyfish. (2022-23)
November 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM
More penises, greek mythology, and a jellyfish. (2022-23)