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Phaethon(Unverfiable)
@phaethon.bsky.social
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Recovering scientist. Still not dead.
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phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodnightUK
#SweetDreams
May 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
The NHS is no place for an old white straight male.
#NHSThuglife
May 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
Dear Britain,

IT'S . TOO . LATE
May 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
The future of motoring:
www.youtube.com/shorts/2E0HF...
A full-sized Volvo built entirely out of LEGO.
YouTube video by SEE SEE
www.youtube.com
May 12, 2025 at 6:46 AM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodMorningUK
#NHSThugLife
Reporting for work after a bout of gastroenteritis...
Three foreground military sorts are waist-deep in a swamp, one an officer, another wielding a clipboard and the third looking particularly bedraggled and miserable before them. In the background, other grunts are just floating heads looking on.
May 12, 2025 at 6:28 AM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodnightUK
#SweetDreams
UK police officer, back to camera, with hi-viz jacket marked "Thought POLICE" & "Unacceptable Behaviour Team".
May 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
I urge Trump to stick a pitchfork up his arse 'immediately' - without lube.
May 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodMorningUK
#SundaySacrilege
I wonder what they're talking about right now...
Two images, one of Hugh Hefner and the other of Frank the pope. Both surrounded by female employees.
May 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
phaethon.bsky.social
May 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
LinkedIn Job Alert just dropped for a "HM Prison and Probation Service Intelligence Researcher".
Not a job I'd be interested in, but whoever gets it, I do hope they find some...
May 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
And thus he took on the mantle of "Leo The Luddite"...
May 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
Putin on the phone: "Awww, c'mon Donald! Just one tactical nuke, just ONE!"
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · May 10
Leaders of UK, France, Germany and Poland to visit Ukraine in joint show of support
Leaders of UK, France, Germany and Poland to visit Ukraine in joint show of support
Keir Starmer, Emmanuel Macron, Friedrich Merz and Donald Tusk to make symbolic visit day after Putin parade The leaders of Britain, France, Germany and Poland are due in Kyiv on Saturday for a symbolic visit to Ukraine, a day after Vladimir Putin hosted a set-piece military parade on Red Square. The visit comes as the US warned of intelligence about a big impending air attack on Ukraine. Keir Starmer, Emmanuel Macron, Friedrich Merz and Donald Tusk are expected to arrive in Kyiv early on Saturday and will meet the president, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, in a show of support for Ukraine, Downing Street said in a statement issued late on Friday. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
May 10, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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sagan.bsky.social
Right Now, most of the American can relate to this message from the 90's.
April 19, 2025 at 3:28 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodMorningUK
#NHSThugLife
Stereotypical American doctor with white coat and stethoscope showing X-ray film to a patient in a hospital bed: "Your X-RAY showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with Photoshop."
May 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodnightUK
#SweetDreams
Three ladies in Edwardian dresses acost a possibly drunk mand in the street. One is picking his pocket, another steals his pocket watch while a third, the lookout, points toward an approaching policeman. Caption: "The ways of London 'ladies' - A countryman falls among them and is robbed".
May 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#ExcommunicateTrump
(I don't care if he isn't Catholic)
May 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodMorningUK
#FridayVibe
Office sign labelled "EVACUATION PLAN": Empty but for a Post-It note that reads "run".
May 9, 2025 at 9:36 AM
phaethon.bsky.social
#BrokenNews
Thai beer giant vows to sue Vatican over copyright infringement.
Thai beer, 'Leo'.
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#BrokenNews
Red smoke from Sistine Chapel chimney signals election of Pope Donald the Great
Red smoke billows from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel. Pope Donald the Great greets the adoring masses in St America's Square
May 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodnightUK
#SweetDreams
'Fathers' Ted & Dougal protest with home-made placards "Down with this sort of thing" and "Careful now" respectively
May 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
One hundred and thirty three pseudo-celibate men have been locked in a room decorated with pictures of naked figures, mainly men and more than a few children.
The Vatican's Kleenex bill is going to be enormous.
May 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodMorningUK
#BankHolidayMonday
Man playing an accordion on a tightrope over a canal... Well, what else ya gonna do..?
May 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
phaethon.bsky.social
#GoodnightUK
#BookAtBedtime
#SweetDreams
A London hotel bedside table with the drawer open. Instead of the traditional useless gideon garbage, there is a copy of the London A-Z and a book titled "The Complete Book of Knife Fighting."
May 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
phaethon.bsky.social
#SundaySacrilege
There were signs.
Cardinal-priest Roger Mahony wearing a red baseball cap with the words "TRUMP FOR POPE" on it.
May 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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ennove.bsky.social
Well, death technically "cures" a lot of things...
May 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM