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Ah yes, I'll just sit backwards on this stool with my face almost directly up against the wall. No one will suspect a thing or think that I was just distracted because my light kept falling over.
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Ah yes, I'll just sit backwards on this stool with my face almost directly up against the wall. No one will suspect a thing or think that I was just distracted because my light kept falling over.
What's your best idea for where I should wear this? 🤔
January 15, 2026 at 2:00 AM
What's your best idea for where I should wear this? 🤔
Holy mother of fudge my hair looks so good in this picture. I've always wanted to have nice hair because I was made to keep it super short when I was a kid.
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Holy mother of fudge my hair looks so good in this picture. I've always wanted to have nice hair because I was made to keep it super short when I was a kid.
We had the worst Spanish teacher ever growing up. Each year, we'd get a few weeks in until she'd get suspended for drinking on the job because she was also a bus driver. The worst part is that I'm not even making this up. I can count to around five in a second language though, so there's that.
January 14, 2026 at 6:03 PM
We had the worst Spanish teacher ever growing up. Each year, we'd get a few weeks in until she'd get suspended for drinking on the job because she was also a bus driver. The worst part is that I'm not even making this up. I can count to around five in a second language though, so there's that.
I started watching random sports clips on YouTube one night to try to learn about sports to impress a guy a long time ago. Come to find out, you can't score a touchdown in soccer. Wrong kind of football. Whoops.
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I started watching random sports clips on YouTube one night to try to learn about sports to impress a guy a long time ago. Come to find out, you can't score a touchdown in soccer. Wrong kind of football. Whoops.
I always wanted to be one of those celebrity people who randomly work an hour in the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant to surprise people. I'd totally give them extra fries and stuff. What's the restaurant going to do, fire me?
January 14, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I always wanted to be one of those celebrity people who randomly work an hour in the drive-thru of a fast food restaurant to surprise people. I'd totally give them extra fries and stuff. What's the restaurant going to do, fire me?
Would this dress look better with my hair up or down?
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Would this dress look better with my hair up or down?
I've spent entirely too much time trying to figure out if this is a squid or a snake on this dress. They both fit the color scheme, but I have no idea. Which do you think it is?
January 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I've spent entirely too much time trying to figure out if this is a squid or a snake on this dress. They both fit the color scheme, but I have no idea. Which do you think it is?
I look like if they did a spoof of those people who go door-to-door trying to get you to come to a town festival for a town that has two stoplights and six churches in a southern horror film.
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I look like if they did a spoof of those people who go door-to-door trying to get you to come to a town festival for a town that has two stoplights and six churches in a southern horror film.
For my working men out there, check out this $3 flood light bulb I got from Walmart put into a $7 work light that I'm using to give this awful red tint to everything.
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 AM
For my working men out there, check out this $3 flood light bulb I got from Walmart put into a $7 work light that I'm using to give this awful red tint to everything.
I might be imagining this, but do you remember when they came out with the fifth Ninja Turtle that was a girl with the light blue headband? I feel like the modern-day furry community would have had a field day with that.
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I might be imagining this, but do you remember when they came out with the fifth Ninja Turtle that was a girl with the light blue headband? I feel like the modern-day furry community would have had a field day with that.
Just imagine the 3 am message where I'm like "r u up" and you say "yeah" and then I leave you on read for 2 years
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Just imagine the 3 am message where I'm like "r u up" and you say "yeah" and then I leave you on read for 2 years
I went through a drive-thru the other night, and an AI voice tried to take my order. I noped out of there, went inside, got it to go and complained. They didn't like it either, so I feel bad for fussing at them.
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I went through a drive-thru the other night, and an AI voice tried to take my order. I noped out of there, went inside, got it to go and complained. They didn't like it either, so I feel bad for fussing at them.
I hate how every cute dress I ever get either fits up top or around the back but never both at the same time. Somebody needs to tell Bill Gates to get on that instead of screwing up Windows 11.
January 12, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I hate how every cute dress I ever get either fits up top or around the back but never both at the same time. Somebody needs to tell Bill Gates to get on that instead of screwing up Windows 11.
I hate how all-women's sports leagues for things like football work out pretty well until they decide to start paying the players. If you don't believe me, look up the "Legends Football League" to see what I mean.
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I hate how all-women's sports leagues for things like football work out pretty well until they decide to start paying the players. If you don't believe me, look up the "Legends Football League" to see what I mean.
This is how I play with my ponytail when I want to get a guy's attention, but it never works, and I think it's because he's probably wondering if I got gum in my hair and if I'm trying to get it out.
January 12, 2026 at 6:00 AM
This is how I play with my ponytail when I want to get a guy's attention, but it never works, and I think it's because he's probably wondering if I got gum in my hair and if I'm trying to get it out.
I'll just keep doing my little dance while the world falls apart.
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I'll just keep doing my little dance while the world falls apart.
I really liked Twilight when I was younger, but the older I get, the more I think that the hero of the story is Bella's dad because how in the world do you put up with such a moody person as your only offspring.
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I really liked Twilight when I was younger, but the older I get, the more I think that the hero of the story is Bella's dad because how in the world do you put up with such a moody person as your only offspring.
On Sundays, we used to go get roadkill off of the road with a shovel and dig a hole to give it a proper burial, which is kind of nice and kind of strange at the same time.
January 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
On Sundays, we used to go get roadkill off of the road with a shovel and dig a hole to give it a proper burial, which is kind of nice and kind of strange at the same time.
What if I was a cool secretary at a spooky law office, and I uncovered the mystery of why Papa Johns gives you less of each ingredient when you order more than one ingredient.
January 11, 2026 at 10:00 AM
What if I was a cool secretary at a spooky law office, and I uncovered the mystery of why Papa Johns gives you less of each ingredient when you order more than one ingredient.
I try to use these cool gothic backgrounds, and then the heat turns on from that vent beside of me and makes it start moving all over the place to ruin the picture.
January 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I try to use these cool gothic backgrounds, and then the heat turns on from that vent beside of me and makes it start moving all over the place to ruin the picture.
If you want a hint, it's a Nintendo character who's really good at something I'm really good at too, just saying.
January 11, 2026 at 2:00 AM
If you want a hint, it's a Nintendo character who's really good at something I'm really good at too, just saying.
I tried my best to climb over this arm rail, but I couldn't really make it in my sandals.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I tried my best to climb over this arm rail, but I couldn't really make it in my sandals.
I like these cool backgrounds, but they aren't quite long enough for the picture.
January 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I like these cool backgrounds, but they aren't quite long enough for the picture.
I don't know about you, but I hate wearing socks. They feel so strange.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I don't know about you, but I hate wearing socks. They feel so strange.