[he does a dramatic bow]
Pezali the toymaker, at your service! it's been a pleasure meeting you, mister Spamton.
( he’s a little unsteady on his feet as he’s placed back on the ground, mind racing. he straightens himself up and dusts himself off. )
THANKS, MISTER ………. I [uh] NEVER GOT YOUR NAME ACTUALLY
[he makes quick work of patching up Spamton's seam. once he's done, he places the puppet on the ground.]
[he does a dramatic bow]
Pezali the toymaker, at your service! it's been a pleasure meeting you, mister Spamton.
[he makes quick work of patching up Spamton's seam. once he's done, he places the puppet on the ground.]
YEAH THAT MIGHT BE FOR THE [Best New Movies of 2025]
SEE [You met me at a very strange time in my life] I REALLY AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT [What do you want from me???] MYSELF !!!
I BETTER [Phone a Friend] BEFORE I DO ANYTHING CRAAAaAaZY LIKE THIS EHEHAHEHEH HA HE
sorry, that's a lot of questions to put on you, isn't it? I just want to be sure that anything you change is for yourself.
I can sew you back up for now, and if you think of something you want, you can always come back.
[he makes quick work of patching up Spamton's seam. once he's done, he places the puppet on the ground.]
sorry, that's a lot of questions to put on you, isn't it? I just want to be sure that anything you change is for yourself.
I can sew you back up for now, and if you think of something you want, you can always come back.
……. I DONT KNOW ……???
sorry, that's a lot of questions to put on you, isn't it? I just want to be sure that anything you change is for yourself.
I can sew you back up for now, and if you think of something you want, you can always come back.
what do you want to be? who do you want to be?
MAYBE !! ! !
( suddenly spamton is glad his back is turned. it’s easier to say this sort of thing when he’s not looking at somebody. )
BUT I
DOn’T WANT HER THINKIN I’M GETTING [Too Cool For School] FOR HER AGAIN, YKNOW ??
I guess it'd be a little surprising if you suddenly popped up all shiny with a new voice, huh. you don't think she'd be happy for you?
what do you want to be? who do you want to be?
I guess it'd be a little surprising if you suddenly popped up all shiny with a new voice, huh. you don't think she'd be happy for you?
THINK I’mM GETTING ALL [Modern, Sleek Ergonomic Design] WITHOUT HER YKNOW??
..oh? a friend you say? why would they be upset to see you all nice and fixed up?
I guess it'd be a little surprising if you suddenly popped up all shiny with a new voice, huh. you don't think she'd be happy for you?
..oh? a friend you say? why would they be upset to see you all nice and fixed up?
HOW MANY [Time after Time] DO I GOTTA SAY IM NOT A %#€$ING DOLL IM
IM I I IM [[Spamton G Spamton]]
……. SERiOUSLY MAYBE WE UH
SHOULDNT
I GOT A [[Friend Back Home]] THAT MIGHT BE UPSET
A..."darkner?" never heard of a toy line named that before. odd name...oh! you must be a glow in the dark doll! ..well, maybe not. your design doesn't fit that.
it'll be fine~! just a few snips and pinches!
..oh? a friend you say? why would they be upset to see you all nice and fixed up?
A..."darkner?" never heard of a toy line named that before. odd name...oh! you must be a glow in the dark doll! ..well, maybe not. your design doesn't fit that.
it'll be fine~! just a few snips and pinches!
( he’s got a soft body, with hard mechanical endoskeleton underneath. kind of like, a furreal friend? does anyone remember those? there’s a small seam down his back that he could probably get in through. )
MAYBE THIS IS A [Bad Idea, Right?]
[poke poke. he's looking for any sort of hatch in the back.]
do you run on batteries? most toys do, but...you're not really most toys. haha. it's really like you're alive.
A..."darkner?" never heard of a toy line named that before. odd name...oh! you must be a glow in the dark doll! ..well, maybe not. your design doesn't fit that.
it'll be fine~! just a few snips and pinches!
[poke poke. he's looking for any sort of hatch in the back.]
do you run on batteries? most toys do, but...you're not really most toys. haha. it's really like you're alive.
( he squirms as he’s prodded at, resisting the reflex to smack pezali’s hand’s away. )
I HAVENT HAD ANY [Body Work] DONE IN A REAL [Long, Long time ago…] SO
[He puts his goggles on]
I don't know. I've never tinkered with a doll that acts so lifelike. Do you really have pain receptors..?
[Sorry spamton. He's already poking and prodding on the little body.]
[poke poke. he's looking for any sort of hatch in the back.]
do you run on batteries? most toys do, but...you're not really most toys. haha. it's really like you're alive.
[He puts his goggles on]
I don't know. I've never tinkered with a doll that acts so lifelike. Do you really have pain receptors..?
[Sorry spamton. He's already poking and prodding on the little body.]
( so, for him, this is kind of like coming into a room that has a bunch of human organs and body parts strewn about. )
HEY S0
IS THIS GONNA [It Hurts! Owie! Stop!]
[he enters his workshop and sets the puppet on his desk. prototype gizmos and gadgets are strewn about everywhere.]
just stay still and try to relax.
[easy to say when he's grabbing his tools]
[He puts his goggles on]
I don't know. I've never tinkered with a doll that acts so lifelike. Do you really have pain receptors..?
[Sorry spamton. He's already poking and prodding on the little body.]
so many projects I gave myself..
.
.
.
....I need a drink.
so many projects I gave myself..
.
.
.
....I need a drink.
[he enters his workshop and sets the puppet on his desk. prototype gizmos and gadgets are strewn about everywhere.]
just stay still and try to relax.
[easy to say when he's grabbing his tools]
hmmm....
yep! I think I can get that set up for you~! you'll be sweeping them off their feet in no time!
[he enters his workshop and sets the puppet on his desk. prototype gizmos and gadgets are strewn about everywhere.]
just stay still and try to relax.
[easy to say when he's grabbing his tools]
hmmm....
yep! I think I can get that set up for you~! you'll be sweeping them off their feet in no time!
[All The Ladies Love Me]
hmmm....
yep! I think I can get that set up for you~! you'll be sweeping them off their feet in no time!
WELL MY [Good Ol Da]VOICE WAS NEVER GRgrEA T T TO BEGIN WITH
CAN YOU GIMME ONE THAT DOESNT SOUND LIKE [The Chainsmokers]????? AH AH AH AHA HA AH AH
( crossing his arms over his chest. ) H3LL NO !!!1!! THis IS MY W
HOLE BRAND!!!!!!
that'd be nice, yeah? to speak without those blips and glitches?
that'd be nice, yeah? to speak without those blips and glitches?
( what the fuck. he’s a dignified businessman! he does NOT get held like a baby!!!! )
WWHhERE ARE WE [What’s going on?on?]
[he's walking now, practically skipping while he holds spamton like a baby.]
that'd be nice, yeah? to speak without those blips and glitches?
ughh...I juss want one more....
[he's drunk as fuck]
ughh...I juss want one more....
[he's drunk as fuck]
[he's walking now, practically skipping while he holds spamton like a baby.]
HUH????WhAT ???!!!!! IM NOT A [Pupper] IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT IM [A real !!!!!]
what a cute lil puppet you are! ^^ who threw out this cutie huh?
[he's walking now, practically skipping while he holds spamton like a baby.]
what a cute lil puppet you are! ^^ who threw out this cutie huh?
what a cute lil puppet you are! ^^ who threw out this cutie huh?